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VChilli
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#1
what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin
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#2
Any line by AC/DC. I hate AC/DC.
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#3
"Move over rover, and let jimi take over" i find that stuipid, like say it out loud.
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#4
"let me cut your cake with my knife" - "Let Me Put My Love Into You" - AC/DC
Stula1031
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#6
I think the whole song "Feed my Frankeinstein" By Alice Copper is one big bad lyric lol just read it.

Well, I ain?t evil, I?m just good lookin?
Start a little fire, and baby start cookin?
I?m a hungry man
But I don?t want pizza
I?ll blow down your house
And then I?m gonna eat ya

Bring you to a simmer
Right on time
Run my greasy fingers
Up your greasy spine

Chorus
Feed my frankenstein
Meet my libido
He?s a psycho
Feed my frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it?s feeding time

You udon?t want to talk
So baby shut up
And let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup
Velcro candy, sticky sweet
Make my tattoos melt in the heat
Well, I ain?t no veggie
Like my flesh on the bone
Alive and lickin? on your ice cream cone

seriously WTF its so bad
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#7
Quote by VChilli
what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin


that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

Cal&Chris_Co. take the cake (excuse the pun ) for this one, because i don't think Alice Cooper is Classic rock
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#8
^ i was about to make a comment about you being an ass but i see your in the firing squad, my bad
Stula1031
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#9
Quote by stringmagician
that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

Cal&Chris_Co. take the cake (excuse the pun ) for this one, because i don't think Alice Cooper is Classic rock


Yes he is.
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The Darkness are kind of a classic rock band, despite being a current band, so i though id put it here.
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#10
Quote by usedname
^ i was about to make a comment about you being an ass but i see your in the firing squad, my bad


i noticed i might come off as an ass there that wasn't my intention

the firing squad isn't about flaming people, its actually about rooting out jerks who post about having gear they don't,

ex. if someone said "hey look! i just got this 51 Les Paul for free! how much do you think it's worth?" we'd make them to prove they have it, and if their lying they get banned

and i always saw Alice as early shock metal or something around there. Just because the band is from 20 years ago or past doesn't mean it's classic rock
Stula1031
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#11
^Actualy it does. Classic Rock is a genre baised on time period. Thats why alot of the artists play completly different styles of music from the other.
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The Darkness are kind of a classic rock band, despite being a current band, so i though id put it here.
ZoSoII_13
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#12
Even though it has a funny story, when the Who are chanting Cello in A Quick One While Hes Away.
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#13
Quote by Stula1031
^Actualy it does. Classic Rock is a genre baised on time period. Thats why alot of the artists play completly different styles of music from the other.


well i wouldn't say that, The Rolling Stones are classic rock, while Pink Floyd is progressive/psychadelia, while The Creedence Clearwater Revival were Blues/country rock

if i remember right they're all around the same time period too
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#14
Quote by ZoSoII_13
Even though it has a funny story, when the Who are chanting Cello in A Quick One While Hes Away.


yea, i thought the who premise of Pinball Wizard was a little out there, but oh what a great song what a classic riff
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#15
Quote by VChilli
what are the stupidest lines in songs in CR? Ill nominate "Squeeze my lemon" line by Led Zeppelin


even so, it's Blues not CR
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#16
Quote by Stula1031
I think the whole song "Feed my Frankeinstein" By Alice Copper is one big bad lyric lol just read it.
seriously WTF its so bad


A lot of Alice Coopers are real shockers particulary on the ones he trys to be funny on??
Seven and Seven is...(bad )
Yeah! Oom oom!
When I was a boy I thought that someday I would be a man
I'd sit inside the fireplace, pretend that I was in a can
Go inside my room and put my mind in an ice cream cone
And you can throw me if you want, but I'm a ball and I go
Oom! Ba ba!
Oom! Ba ba!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah yeah!

I mean what does that even mean?
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Stula1031
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#18
Quote by stringmagician
well i wouldn't say that, The Rolling Stones are classic rock, while Pink Floyd is progressive/psychadelia, while The Creedence Clearwater Revival were Blues/country rock

if i remember right they're all around the same time period too


Not true the Rollingstones are blues/rock/disco but they are all talked about here. Classic Rock is a time period not a genre.
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The Darkness are kind of a classic rock band, despite being a current band, so i though id put it here.
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#19
Quote by stringmagician
that wasn't written by Led Zeppelin, it was written by Robert Johnson, and if you know what hes talking about it's not stupid at all

Dimebag7, that really doesn't sound to stupid if you imagine yourself in the time period he wrote it in

Cal&Chris_Co. take the cake (excuse the pun ) for this one, because i don't think Alice Cooper is Classic rock



I know but today it sounds super gay. back then it woulda been the ****, im sure all the hendrix lovers were saying it.
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#20
Classic rock is a time period. Hence the word classic. Alice Cooper was around in the '60's, therefor, he's classic rock. Christ...
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VChilli
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#21
well since i got flamed for "squeeze my lemon" ill nominate a new one.

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Stula1031
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#22
^ I love that song! Bastard.
Quote by Brothers_In_Arms
The Darkness are kind of a classic rock band, despite being a current band, so i though id put it here.
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#24
I would say that classic rock has nothing to do with a time perioid. Classic rock is it's own separate genre not becasuse its classic but because its not really played anymore hence classic. and rock because its a type of rock. It had a general sound that is classified as classic rock. whereas now is a completely differernt form of rock.

And if you managed to follow that good job.
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#25
Quote by VChilli
well since i got flamed for "squeeze my lemon" ill nominate a new one.

A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust- Happiness is a Warm Gun- Beatles


what the hell is that first one from?

oh, and i got that Jarrett, the trickier bit was spelling your name right, i had to look down like three times , anyway, that was the point i was trying to make, thank you
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#26
Holy hell... I just login and already I'am reading some stupid ****. Classic Rock is a time period, not a damn genre. You don't hear about a band that was formed last year, and everyone saying that their genre is classic rock. It can't be unless they cover songs from the time preriod between the 60's and 80's.

Anyway now that I got that out of the way. Alice Cooper's lyrics are just plain stupid. How he ever got through his career by writing crap like that is beyond me.
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#27
^ not all of his lyrics are bad......just most of them.
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#28
Classic rock is NOT a time period. It is a very loose genre, so anyone can play classic rock... if anyone who was around in the sixties was classic rock, does this mean that every band around then was classic rock no matter what they played? Hell no.
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#29
^ I think your missing the key word 'ROCK', a jazz band from the 60s is not gonna be Classic Rock that would be Jazz. Classic Rock is a time period although some later bands may recreate a similar sound to Classic Rock but they still arn't Classic Rock.
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#30
Bands that played rock in the 60's and 70's are Classic Rock. Man, I can't believe people are STILL arguing about this. If bands like Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones etc are not Classic Rock, then practically nothing is.
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#31
...Not this stupid argument over what is/isn't CR AGAIN....


Anyway, I agree with you Stula on Feed My Frankenstein. The song had a pretty good beat going but the lyrics just sucked something aweful. And as much as I like Coop, that's hard for me to say. But I really don't know what he was thinking when those lyrics were written. Aweful......just aweful...
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#32
Maybe there is a deeper meaning in this lyric, but it just sounds stupid to me:

The Beatles - I am the walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I?m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I?m crying, I?m crying.
I?m crying, I?m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog?s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don?t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob.

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See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I?m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob.
Goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob g?goo.
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#33
rollin stones-let it bleed

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#34
Quote by mydadisjewish
rollin stones-let it bleed

"we all need someone we can cream on,
and if you want it, well you can cream on me"


lmao, those silly Stones

there is a meaning to I Am The Walrus, its just very foggy and hard to decipher

about the CR argument, agree to dissagree, to call something classic rock is to call it a mix of a genre and a time period
ex. Pink Floyd is classic rock, but Pink Floyd is also progressive/psychadelia
plus their a little jazzy at times
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#35
well i couldnt start a classic rock band today, if thats what you are saying
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#36
Quote by mydadisjewish
well i couldnt start a classic rock band today, if thats what you are saying


the band wouldn't be classic rock, but the sound could be
frippogenics
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#37
Quote by knerken
Maybe there is a deeper meaning in this lyric, but it just sounds stupid to me:

The Beatles - I am the walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I?m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob.

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.
I?m crying, I?m crying.
I?m crying, I?m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog?s eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don?t come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don?t you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I?m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob.
Goo goo g?joob g?goo goo g?joob g?goo.


Actually, Lennon wrote the song about nothing because people read too deep into his lyrics. I'm going to have to disagree that it has stupid lines, because it was all intentional.
VChilli
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#38
I love Happiness is a Warm Gun but that line is weird. It makes no sense. That why i think its a stupid line
frippogenics
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#39
^ Well sometimes, lines you don't understand turn out to make perfect sense to the ones that wrote it. I remember thinking that Bob Dylan's Desolation Row made no sense. Turns out, his writing was just hard for me to unlock, because it makes perfect sense. The point is, if you don't understand a line, try to read up on it.

Edit: Case in point:

A soap impression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust

He is telling the world the truth about Cynthia with this song-- soap impression: giving a realistic portrait of her psyche meant to cleanse the misapprehensions held by others that she herself invented-- her being an artist, a painter, etc --; he is, in a way, telling the world: "the National Trust"; everyone in England-- his considered audience, for he thought the majority of Americans to be vile, stupid people -- would hear him some way or other, hence "National Trust", a play on words meaning that his fans (foolishly, in his opinion) trusted what he had to say. This has nothing to do with the Joycesque expression related to the less than finer points of human digestion!
Last edited by frippogenics at Feb 2, 2006,
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#40
listen to rock you like a hurricane by the scorpions closely, thats pretty cheesy. there is a lot of classic cheesy rock. feed my frankenstein could very well take the cake. i guess john cougar can be classic rock, if so, he was "suckin on a chili dog, outside the tasty freeze" "riding the gravy train" on pink floyd's have a cigar is a little different. the song frankenstein by edgar winters group has really poor lyrics.