Poll: The Pimp or Da Ho?
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View poll results: The Pimp or Da Ho?
Pimp, Further21
2 33%
Ho, Dashboard 89
4 67%
Voters: 6.
furtherfan21
Pride War
Join date: Jun 2005
576 IQ
#1
Alright bitch.
I drew the short stick
One on one you can suck my dick.
You're always on your back but you calling me sick?
I'm like R.Kelly when I come I piss.
All over your face.
Just to give you a taste.
You only 16 but you like it that way.
Hold up. I ain't tellin the truth
Cause if I did it'd make ya pull your hair from the roots.
Nah, Like in History X I'll make ya eat the curb.
Rumour on the streets is that you like the verve
Pipe. You only a freshman at the age of sixteen
You an up and coming slut-teenaged-drag-queen.
Look at my face you see my teeth they gleam.
Then remember bitch, you can't Fcuk wit me!
Can you see in the dark? Can you see the look on your face?
Dashboard89
Dear Las Vegas, with love
Join date: Jul 2004
527 IQ
#3
um, its a rap battle, between me and him..keep the spam down please.


edit... tomorrow..after class. You're gonna get it.
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Quote by GOD*OF*ROCK
lol man plz dont take this the wrong way but you really cant rap.
Dashboard89
Dear Las Vegas, with love
Join date: Jul 2004
527 IQ
#6
I've spent all day thinking about this,
and, you know what I realized?
what a waste of time this is.
I mean, listen to you, all you know is sex and violence,
and you're a 20 something year old virgin that wouldn't hit a bitch.
in fact, your pedaphile talk kinda makes me sick,
so tell me this, how many books on sex did you have to get?
well, all I can say, is keep reading pal,
but no matter what, you'll never get any anyhow.
not even from a bitch thats as fat as a house.
not even from your mom, and she's a fucking cow.
So give it up, little man,
talk about some pokeman cards and chess club when you wanna respond back,
because that way I know what you're talking isn't crap.
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Quote by GOD*OF*ROCK
lol man plz dont take this the wrong way but you really cant rap.
furtherfan21
Pride War
Join date: Jun 2005
576 IQ
#7
pikachu, onix, mew,
I know my pokemon
but so do you.
It was a fad, and everybody knows it
I'm not glad but i ain't afraid to show it.
I know you been waiting all day for my reply
That is something you know you can't deny.
I may be half white but I'm still pretty fly.
I know you want me girl, so don't be shy.

You've been thinking all day of new myspace codes.
Even while your on the john dropping off a load.

Maybe you should learn how to spell pedophile
Before you use it in a rap where my name you defile
This may sound harsh but you'll never walk down the aisle
Because they won't let your kind marry for awhile.

I've learned so much from all the books i read.
I know for a fact that in the bible it says
That a foolish man invites a beating.
I'm quite surprised you haven't started bleeding.
From all the blows you take.
Cause of all the drugs you take.
And the shitty music you make
I know you girl, you fake.
Can you see in the dark? Can you see the look on your face?
TasianSensation
Registered User
Join date: Jan 2006
1,273 IQ
#8
Quote by furtherfan21
pikachu, onix, mew,
I know my pokemon
but so do you.
It was a fad, and everybody knows it
I'm not glad but i ain't afraid to show it.
I know you been waiting all day for my reply
That is something you know you can't deny.
I may be half white but I'm still pretty fly.
I know you want me girl, so don't be shy.

You've been thinking all day of new myspace codes.
Even while your on the john dropping off a load.

Maybe you should learn how to spell pedophile
Before you use it in a rap where my name you defile
This may sound harsh but you'll never walk down the aisle
Because they won't let your kind marry for awhile.

I've learned so much from all the books i read.
I know for a fact that in the bible it says
That a foolish man invites a beating.
I'm quite surprised you haven't started bleeding.
From all the blows you take.
Cause of all the drugs you take.
And the shitty music you make
I know you girl, you fake.



i think Dashboard89 wins..... your rap is just stupid and doesn't flow too well.

Dashboard89 FTW!
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furtherfan21
Pride War
Join date: Jun 2005
576 IQ
#10
I'm sorry to bum you guys out but the battle isn't over yet.
Can you see in the dark? Can you see the look on your face?
Dashboard89
Dear Las Vegas, with love
Join date: Jul 2004
527 IQ
#12
Quote by furtherfan21
I'm sorry to bum you guys out but the battle isn't over yet.



ooh stfu.


Seriously. I've got Geography, english, science, and then I'm getting to this. I swear.
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Quote by GOD*OF*ROCK
lol man plz dont take this the wrong way but you really cant rap.
xArCaDiAx
An Unfortunate Seduction
Join date: Nov 2003
1,046 IQ
#13
Haha man, the best rap battle hands down was Me vs. Ally. Easily. End of story.
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furtherfan21
Pride War
Join date: Jun 2005
576 IQ
#15
whoa arcadia you must not have read mine and wills.
Can you see in the dark? Can you see the look on your face?
flame843
stop the munati
Join date: Dec 2004
2,314 IQ
#16
Quote by furtherfan21
pikachu, onix, mew,
I know my pokemon
but so do you.
It was a fad, and everybody knows it
I'm not glad but i ain't afraid to show it.
I know you been waiting all day for my reply
That is something you know you can't deny.
I may be half white but I'm still pretty fly.
I know you want me girl, so don't be shy.

You've been thinking all day of new myspace codes.
Even while your on the john dropping off a load.

Maybe you should learn how to spell pedophile
Before you use it in a rap where my name you defile
This may sound harsh but you'll never walk down the aisle
Because they won't let your kind marry for awhile.

I've learned so much from all the books i read.
I know for a fact that in the bible it says
That a foolish man invites a beating.
I'm quite surprised you haven't started bleeding.
From all the blows you take.
Cause of all the drugs you take.
And the shitty music you make
I know you girl, you fake.


Heavy use of iambic pentameter, I see. However it's kidna inconsistent in places, like the emphasis is on the wrong syllable in too many parts, or one to few or too many syllables, etc.

It was all right...
xArCaDiAx
An Unfortunate Seduction
Join date: Nov 2003
1,046 IQ
#17
Quote by furtherfan21
whoa arcadia you must not have read mine and wills.



No I did. But Will didnt really rap, it was too...well misunderstood to others. Me and Ally's had straight rap and insults galore. It was awesome.
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Dashboard89
Dear Las Vegas, with love
Join date: Jul 2004
527 IQ
#18
whoa, so you do know your pokemon.
I'm actually quite surprised
considering 95% of your first rap was nothing but lies.
but it's what I do best, bring the truth out.
hmm, furtherfan, you're not the only one that knows about you.
As for your second little set,
I can't say I've ever read rhymes that weak.
Not even in the sesame street mags I read on the toliet when I was three.

Ya know, I'm so confident with this,
I'm not afraid to offer a few tips.
like, try and pretend that you're not a little kid.
maybe then your raps will stop soundin like they came from an elementary poetry bin.
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Quote by GOD*OF*ROCK
lol man plz dont take this the wrong way but you really cant rap.
Dashboard89
Dear Las Vegas, with love
Join date: Jul 2004
527 IQ
#19
yeah, nelson, we definately had the greatest UG rap battle to date.
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Quote by GOD*OF*ROCK
lol man plz dont take this the wrong way but you really cant rap.
furtherfan21
Pride War
Join date: Jun 2005
576 IQ
#20
I'm the little kid?
When it's you that is dirty as sin.
I got bills to pay and a baby to feed.
So don't start telling me I'm only three.
MY cards are maxed out
Taxes to pay on the house.
and million other things that you can't comprehend.
So maybe when you grow up I will talk to you then?
Think about this, give me another thought.
When you try to dis, the one who taught
You how to play this game.
To have no shame
To rap like you know everything.
That if the beats not good, make your own flow.
Those are the things i taught you. You don't know?
I see where you get your whorish looks.
Where you mother meets your father, Captain hook.
I guess you can call that purely luck.
It's kind of sick when it's your mother who taught you how to Fcuk.

I mean really you be walking in with internet sleaze
Make sure you spray the bed down to kill all them fleas.
I know it's fake when start shouting out PLEASE.
or when you hand out a freebie down on your knees.
Can you see in the dark? Can you see the look on your face?
SilenceEvolves
woof, woof
Join date: Jul 2004
1,664 IQ
#21
Quote by Dashboard89
yeah, nelson, we definately had the greatest UG rap battle to date.


Wrong.

Drummundo and x had the best rap battle(s) to date. By far.
xArCaDiAx
An Unfortunate Seduction
Join date: Nov 2003
1,046 IQ
#22
Quote by SilenceEvolves
Wrong.

Drummundo and x had the best rap battle(s) to date. By far.


Yea, that was amazing.

Haha, but fine, we are second
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Dashboard89
Dear Las Vegas, with love
Join date: Jul 2004
527 IQ
#23
I forgot about mike's rap battles. I totally remember that.
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Quote by GOD*OF*ROCK
lol man plz dont take this the wrong way but you really cant rap.
HelpImARock
Do You Want More?!!!??!
Join date: Jun 2004
150 IQ
#24
You guys are rapping about pokemon... this is some weak ****.
Comin' straight out of Compton, with a loose cannon. Smoke big green, call it Bruce Banner.

"Hey son, how many girls called you today? Zero? Oh and how about yesterday? Uh... Zero? Well son, you know what they say. Zero plus zero equals FAG."
roast
UG Addict
Join date: Oct 2005
1,885 IQ
#25
Yawn, the worst rap battle ever. You cant do rap battles on the net, go to a dark hall, have a real rap battle with an DJ, record it, and then post it up.
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monstertaco
Registered User
Join date: Apr 2004
121 IQ
#26
^ wait no I'm not even going to start.

No but really, good job fellas. I'm going to have to give my vote to furtherfan on this one, but they were both nice.

that was just CRAZZY!

CRAZZY, CRAZZY, CRAZZY,
Stay quiet...
jduroe
Registered User
Join date: May 2006
13 IQ
#27
furtherfan21, just so you know, your flow is a no go and your lyrics are whack,
reading your lines is the mental equivalent of getting kicked in the ball sack.
genresrforposer
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2006
319 IQ
#28
Quote by furtherfan21
I'm the little kid?
When it's you that is dirty as sin.
I got bills to pay and a baby to feed.
So don't start telling me I'm only three.
MY cards are maxed out
Taxes to pay on the house.
and million other things that you can't comprehend.
So maybe when you grow up I will talk to you then?
Think about this, give me another thought.
When you try to dis, the one who taught
You how to play this game.
To have no shame
To rap like you know everything.
That if the beats not good, make your own flow.
Those are the things i taught you. You don't know?
I see where you get your whorish looks.
Where you mother meets your father, Captain hook.
I guess you can call that purely luck.
It's kind of sick when it's your mother who taught you how to Fcuk.

I mean really you be walking in with internet sleaze
Make sure you spray the bed down to kill all them fleas.
I know it's fake when start shouting out PLEASE.
or when you hand out a freebie down on your knees.



hey look a uger over the age of 20 who still hasn't learned to grow up.

this is a rare sight(sarcasm)
furtherfan21
Pride War
Join date: Jun 2005
576 IQ
#29
oh excellent. you know how old I am... where do you go on assuming that i'm over 20? Surely you wouldn't be as ignorant to think that the number after my name is my age? other wise i'd be a 21 year old versus a 89 year old... hmm... you're really smart and i'm impressed.
Can you see in the dark? Can you see the look on your face?