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White Boy Shawn
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#1
I want to form the mostly UnGodly Band in the land. A fistfull of metal with spells and hexes. Screaming many blasphemies to offend all do gooders. I play guitar, sing and write songs. I am looking for a bass player and somebody who can bang on the skins.
Also one of the band members must have easy access to blood like animal husbandry or butcher. You must be truely committed too Lucifer and if you suffer from epoleptic fits that will be a nice advantage to get the crowd going.

No benders, Christians, Jews, Muslims and Pet Shop Boys need to apply!

In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!

Last edited by White Boy Shawn at Apr 11, 2006,
ihavnofingrprnt
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#2
well there are only three true people alive today who are actually possesed by satan

dakota fanning, the kfc general dude, and my neighbor and all of them dont have much musical ability
White Boy Shawn
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#4
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Stupid F U C K
Pardon me. Who you be speaking to me or ihavnofingrprnt?
ihavnofingrprnt
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#5
ehh probably both of us..im sorry but personally i think satanic bands are pretty mediocre and i dont mean bands with satanic influence i mean satancore bands they suck balls, but thats just my opinion
White Boy Shawn
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#6
Quote by ihavnofingrprnt
ehh probably both of us..im sorry but personally i think satanic bands are pretty mediocre and i dont mean bands with satanic influence i mean satancore bands they suck balls, but thats just my opinion
Obviously you never heard me play screaming molten hell bent metal.

I have won top guitarist in me age group 3 straight years.

Then again it doesn't matter what you think because you live across the pond.

In a few years I will come to conquer America and become filthy rich!

When I come I'm going kick Tom Cruise's stupid culty robot arse and impregnate Katie Holmes.
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#7
^your a tool
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#8
Noice :P
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broady15
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#9
lol...this guy is a legend...gonna make it big some day. shame im not into satanic **** or i would have joined u....if u ever want to form a normal rock band then count me in
Irish Metal
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#10
Sorry Dude, but all the truly e-vile bassists, drummers and vocalists are auditioning for my Hardcore Celtic Metal band, "Lucky Charms Onslaught." You will only be left with the rejects. Rumor has it Axl Rose is picking up my rejects for his touring version of Guns and Roses--which ain't very metal at all but you are screwed, sorry.

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#11
yea man

im not too interested in being in it but your definetly gonna go somewhere ewith that


good luck
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lambofgod4750
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#14
Yea lol watch out for this brit!!!
"The tragic partake of this torment, convincing myself again. This god that I worship, this demon I blame, conspire as one exactly the same it's exactly the same." Lamb of God
NevermorePsalm
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#15
Quote by White Boy Shawn
I want to form the mostly UnGodly Band in the land. A fistfull of metal with spells and hexes. Screaming many blasphemies to offend all do gooders. I play guitar, sing and write songs. I am looking for a bass player and somebody who can bang on the skins.
Also one of the band members must have easy access to blood like animal husbandry or butcher. You must be truely committed too Lucifer and if you suffer from epoleptic fits that will be a nice advantage to get the crowd going.

No benders, Christians, Jews, Muslims and Pet Shop Boys need to apply!

In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!



yeah, your a douche pussy. Especially the bolded area. Did you lose your D&D game? go **** your grandma, asshole
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apocalypse13
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#16






What, does singing "Moderfukin death, Sat@n is t3h 1337!!" make you feel tough?

Who do you think is gonna take you seriously? I see you're banned. That's good. We don't need pathetic morons like you spamming the forums with elitist Satan comments.

Seriously, what is the point of making yourself look tough to people you'll never meet in your life?

Edit: No I'm not interested. Most people wouldn't be. Not because it's satanic- there are plenty of Satanists on this site (I'm not one,) but because of the retarded way you put it. I can't think of one person on this site who could stand to be in a band with someone who is obsessed with making an evil, hardcore image just because. Seriously, stop acting so childish and someone might be interested. But until then, you're just gonna get negative results.

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Last edited by apocalypse13 at Apr 14, 2006,
jimipage32
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#17
**** you
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#18
whiteboyshawn.......God loves you


just incase you ever get unbanned..
PooKoo
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#19
Quote by ihavnofingrprnt
well there are only three true people alive today who are actually possesed by satan

dakota fanning, the kfc general dude, and my neighbor and all of them dont have much musical ability


i very well might sig that
ckyrulesass
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#20
viva la jesus
bia bia bitch!


FATTY!
Last edited by ckyrulesass at Apr 19, 2006,
MetalDreds09
Hollywood Metal......nice
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#21
I second that ckyrulesass........VIVA LA JESUS!

....and so does like 5 of my friends here.......

i would just like to point out kid that Satanic metal bands never make it any farther than their basements/dungeons..or wherever they creep from.....heres an idea......try "REAL" music.
Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop.....BANG! BANG! BANG!.....clip, clop, clip, clop, clip, clop...

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White Boy Shawn
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#22
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^your a tool

You're a bloody little worthless troll!


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yeah, your a douche pussy. Especially the bolded area. Did you lose your D&D game? go **** your grandma, asshole
You are a filthy diseased ridden crafty butcher giving Nadz the back door delivery.

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viva la jesus
bia bia bitch!
You are a complete moron. The Jews and Romans slayed your god 20 centuries ago. Yet our beloved
lives on and rules both worlds.

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dang that kid is fat lol
I'm not fat you idiot! I'm stocky!

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What, does singing "Moderfukin death, Sat@n is t3h 1337!!" make you feel tough?

Who do you think is gonna take you seriously? I see you're banned. That's good. We don't need pathetic morons like you spamming the forums with elitist Satan comments.

Edit: No I'm not interested. Most people wouldn't be. Not because it's satanic- there are plenty of Satanists on this site (I'm not one,) but because of the retarded way you put it. I can't think of one person on this site who could stand to be in a band with someone who is obsessed with making an evil, hardcore image just because. Seriously, stop acting so childish and someone might be interested. But until then, you're just gonna get negative results.

The only pathetic spamming moron is you. I put up a completely legitament request for a band and all you do waste the space.
Last edited by White Boy Shawn at May 13, 2006,
tobythechimp
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#23
How many devils have you eaten kid?
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crank that jessie jackson
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#24
kid you really need God in your life
Mercuryworks
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#25
Ahh... Do they treat the baby at school bad because he is fat and ugly? Is God spitting in your mouth because he wont make you skinny and handsome like the Good Guys? So you turn to Lucifer. Look kid your pathetic as every HARDcore satan bull**** band out there.

For one, with that kind of music 1 in maybe 1,000,000 or more will probably listen, just for the hell of it. Two, you will NEVER EVER EVER make it in America, because between all the Catholics and People you will be killed or kicked out INSTANTLY with no sales or recognition. If I were you (fat and picked on) I would start an emo band cause at least that is poppy today like Him or My Chemical Romance. Seriously I am not religious but at least I have something to keep me good.

So in other words just in case your cooking up a burrito in your microwave and need to get back to it and your only read the last sentence. Change your style and attitude or go F U C K your self or you can always slit your wrist and finish it all and you can go to your lucifer.
Locomotive
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#26
Quote by White Boy Shawn
I want to form the mostly UnGodly Band in the land. A fistfull of metal with spells and hexes. Screaming many blasphemies to offend all do gooders. I play guitar, sing and write songs. I am looking for a bass player and somebody who can bang on the skins.
Also one of the band members must have easy access to blood like animal husbandry or butcher. You must be truely committed too Lucifer and if you suffer from epoleptic fits that will be a nice advantage to get the crowd going.

No benders, Christians, Jews, Muslims and Pet Shop Boys need to apply!

In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!



hahahaha the fat kid wants to start a santanic band

Last edited by Locomotive at Feb 2, 2007,
Mercuryworks
Guitar Player
Join date: Jan 2006
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#27
Quote by White Boy Shawn


I'm not fat you idiot! I'm stocky!


oh yeah RIGHT 12 -18 yrs old and your about 200 or more pounds of Body Fat

go play with your tits, fatty
guitar_chick666
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#28
aww i wanted to talk to the kid starting the satanic band!!! i wanna join!!!! too bad your in the UK...
TheDarkestNight
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#29
.. i cant even take this kid seriously. He looks like the fat kids you see at the malls eating 30 dollars of fast food with his mom and hes talking about satan and some lucifer white ****.

Wtf did your mom smoke when she was pregnant with you
led zeppelin90
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#30
Quote by Mercuryworks
oh yeah RIGHT 12 -18 yrs old and your about 200 or more pounds of Body Fat

go play with your tits, fatty





i cant help but laugh at the play with your tits part.
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#32
you are ****ing fat and ridiculous man please just dont ever post anything like this again and please take my advice make some money and pay a either a shrink to fix your brain or a physica trainor so you can at least walk up the stairs without sweating


harsh but true my friend
Tsunoyukami
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#33
It's ironic how only arrogant posts get replies, while all the people who want to start music loving bands and create strong melodies are ignored.

And for the record, I doubt you'll receive any 'yes'es. I too must decline your offer to play in a...whatever band you wanted to start.
Dakmas
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#34
You obviously have no true understanding of what the Church of Satan, Anton LaVey, OR Satanism is truely about or you would not have showed such stupidity in your posting.

Posuer.

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#35
If satan is so tough why did Jesus kick his a**? Just wondered?
mishra
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#36
Quote by ihavnofingrprnt
well there are only three true people alive today who are actually possesed by satan

dakota fanning, the kfc general dude, and my neighbor and all of them dont have much musical ability


the colonel you mean, he founded kfc and died like a decade ago.
cold_static544
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#38
haha lame poser sh it
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and its called distorting
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#39
Were are you located i'm 15 and live near Luton i can plkay bass but i'm mainly a guitarist hit me back
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#40
Hahaha ahh this kid is in need of some serious growing up. I bet he gets ****ed at school.
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