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#121
Who's worse... this kid? Ooooor.... ME?! I just spent the past half hour reading from page one to page six...

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#122
pfft, white boy shawn you idiot...you say you want to make themost god-offending band...for one thing... you can't be serious about making a band if you want to do that...and Jesus is the only true God...Satan is a muthafukin bitcchhh (just as you are) kay? If you're ever gonna go anywhere in life you Need Jesus in it.
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#124
Quote by White Boy Shawn
I have a girlfriend you closeted sausage jockey!


You must really be suffering from a bad case of Down Syndrome. A man my size does not get messed with at school. I rule the roost!

Why don't you just stfu and shove a crucifix up your bum while you masterbate to the Greg Lugaynus and Tom Cruise posters on your bedroom wall!

Spoken like a true alter boy who enjoys having his local parish priest sticking his naughty bits in his alternate cum dumpster.

I shag me girl, where you prefer to be involved in anal masturbation and man boy love.


Pfft...shawn..nice comebacks...bitchh. Is that how the satanists defend themselves by telling these gay comebacks...Go try to getyour life strait with God as soon as possible..and how about signing up at the gym..fat ass bitcchhh
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#125
Quote by BigFatSandwich
haha ok I'll put this in bold red letters.... and this goes out to everyone who happens to come across this thread...

STOP TAKING THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY. YOU'RE ONLY GOING TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

quoted for truth
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#126
Quote by White Boy Shawn
I want to form the mostly UnGodly Band in the land. A fistfull of metal with spells and hexes. Screaming many blasphemies to offend all do gooders. I play guitar, sing and write songs. I am looking for a bass player and somebody who can bang on the skins.
Also one of the band members must have easy access to blood like animal husbandry or butcher. You must be truely committed too Lucifer and if you suffer from epoleptic fits that will be a nice advantage to get the crowd going.

No benders, Christians, Jews, Muslims and Pet Shop Boys need to apply!

In fact Satan's Spawn must be a unified pale white as Lucifer our lord!



You are a twat, no a fat twat. And wot the **** is the excitment about taking a leak. Idiot. And this whole only as ple as lucifer our lord ****, last time i checked the devil was red anyway, so to quote some true punk legends: Nazi Punk, **** off
#127
Quote by White Boy Shawn
You're a bloody little worthless troll!


You are a filthy diseased ridden crafty butcher giving Nadz the back door delivery.

You are a complete moron. The Jews and Romans slayed your god 20 centuries ago. Yet our beloved
lives on and rules both worlds.

I'm not fat you idiot! I'm stocky!

The only pathetic spamming moron is you. I put up a completely legitament request for a band and all you do waste the space.

Dude, lay off the lunchables, I know it comes with a free pack of sour stuff, but its making you fat and loving satan. Also, satan wants to have buttsecks with you in hell.
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#128
Dude, you suck at the guitar. Just face it. and by the way, Satan actually doesn't like metal he likes easy listening and smooth jazz. So if you really like satan the way you say you do, i would suggest learning how to play smooth jazz.
#129
Hmmm.....what do we have here?
A racist fat stupid sh,it at the guitar disgusting excuse for a human being who clearly has had a misspent youth.
Yeah, that's rihgt, **** off
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#130
I know I should unsubscribe to this thread, but I just can't. I really can't.
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#131
It's like a drug... you get one taste of it... and you keep coming back for more... But, rather than enjoying the sweet ecstacy of drugs (perhaps even ecstacy), it's laughing at an immature nimwit who can't take anything in as humour. HOORAY!
#132
Amd who exactly is the nimwit?
Why did Pat Metheney cross the road? He didn't, his hair got in the way
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#133
Quote by J.MitMetallica
Hmmm.....what do we have here?
A racist fat stupid sh,it at the guitar disgusting excuse for a human being who clearly has had a misspent youth.
Yeah, that's rihgt, **** off


so true, this guy needs to joina gym and go to church or something, and oh yeah, take his ccok out o guys asses
#136
Anyone else been in his profile?

"Birthday:
January 8, 1992"

A 14 year old Satanist LMAO. Fan-****ing-tastic.

"Biography:
I'm Quite The Looker"

No, ha ha ha, You're not.
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#137
Ok White Boy Shawn, I'm sorry but your a F***ed up English HILLBILLY. Get a life, go out and socialize with people, Normal People. You are one Physco Son Of A Bitch.
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#138
Ok White Boy Shawn, I'm sorry but your a F***ed up English HILLBILLY. Get a life, go out and socialize with people, Normal People. You are one Physco Son Of A Bitch.
#139
Quote by Guitarist-82
Ok White Boy Shawn, I'm sorry but your a F***ed up English HILLBILLY. Get a life, go out and socialize with people, Normal People. You are one Physco Son Of A Bitch.

that would've been funny.... FIVE ****ING MONTHS AGO WHEN THIS THREAD WAS CREATED.
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#141
Put ur money where ur mouth is. If ur so badass on guitar, put up a link of you playing.
#142
Giving me the finger isn't gonna get you any band members @_@ Get a life. Shove satan up youre ass. Eternal pain and suffering, yeah youre gonna regret it. I'd rather hang with one of thos preachers that say either "Repent or go to HELL", or "Jesus loves you" I find love more attractive than some kid giving me the finger, saying he won a competition noone knows the contestants, or the jury. DONT take this seriously.

EDIT: wtf is that ugly stickman peeing? What does it represent. I see similarities in that picture. (joke)
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#144
slayer are the only people allowed to do that..even though they are not satanists.....they just do it better than most
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#145
Quote by future rock god
please, sum1 please punch this guy, then close the thread, then punch him again


omg, lol, seconded
#148
This thread must live on... Forever!
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#149
Quote by ar73m
This thread must live on... Forever!

unfortunately, it probably will.
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#150
I do believe taunting this a**hole is pointless, knowing he'll get his soon.

I personally stand up for the TRUE lord, Jesus Christ, because I personally wish to NOT have third-degree burns and NOT be a** raped by filthy, retched demons and NOT be tortured with rusty metal for eternity.

...but thats just me.

VIVA LA JESUS
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#151
Quote by shredda93
I do believe taunting this a**hole is pointless, knowing he'll get his soon.

I personally stand up for the TRUE lord, Jesus Christ, because I personally wish to NOT have third-degree burns and NOT be a** raped by filthy, retched demons and NOT be tortured with rusty metal for eternity.

...but thats just me.

VIVA LA JESUS

AMEN!
#152
Quote by shredda93
I do believe taunting this a**hole is pointless, knowing he'll get his soon.

I personally stand up for the TRUE lord, Jesus Christ, because I personally wish to NOT have third-degree burns and NOT be a** raped by filthy, retched demons and NOT be tortured with rusty metal for eternity.

...but thats just me.

VIVA LA JESUS


Meh, I'm not a big fan of Jesus, but starting a Satanic metal band for the sake of being a Satanic metal band is rather retarded. Being Satanic in general is retarded, but w/e.
#153
this thread is sorta like jesus. you think it's dead, then a few days later it comes right back.
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#154
Quote by BigFatSandwich
hey sir. excuse me sir... you can't park your van on the diving board...



WONDERFUL!!


that was the greatest quote ive has ever seen...perfectly placed, perfectly timed...kudos to you my friend
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#155
first of all you are a fat ****, Santanists a just a bunch of losers that play dungeons and dragons and fool with there weegee boards


+Catholic+
#157
u fatass u have problems. satanic bands never make it far. join a real rock band.
get god in ur life. ur mom needs to send u 2 football or soccer so u can lose sum weight u stupid fatty. go play with ur tits
#160
Quote by future rock god
Does anyone think that this guy proabably ate his guitar anyway?


I think he ate his whole band...

u stupid fatty. go play with ur tits


lol