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#2
i took one look at this list and knew it was bad!!
sgt peppers is one of the BEST things to have ever happened to music!!
gawd!!
#4
my chemical romance *shudders*
Questions of science,
Science and progress,
Do not speak as loud as my heart.


#5
who's blender?

edit:
Not only did the split force us to endure Slash's Snakepit

endure? what the fuck is this guy on about?
you cant spell manslaughter without laughter


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#6
how about the 80's as a whole (lol i kidd)

no really how about
britney spears
n'sync
back street boys
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#8
#14. Florida
Let us be perfectly clear: We are not besmirching Florida, the strong African-American matriarch of TV's 'Good Times.' We are besmirching Florida, the Sunshine State, unholy font of the BACKSTREET BOYS, 'NSYNC, O-TOWN, LIMP BIZKIT, 2 LIVE CREW, dangling chads and an army of drum-pummeling, grizzly-bear-mimicking death-metal bands with names too "evil" (i.e., moronic) to mention.

A curse upon the balmy southern realm!



this one was my favorite.
The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops moving when the music does.

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#10
1 is pretty damn funny, and although I take personal offense to the comment about the army of death metal bands from florida.... I guess they might have a point.
Metal Matt reserves the right to be a hypocrite whenever he damn well pleases
#11
Nearly Every Hip-Hop Videos:
We get it.

Your ride is pimped, your crib is a castle and at the drop of an ice-encrusted hat, you can have tons of scantily clad ho's pouring bottles of Cristal down your gullet while you kick it in the hot tub. Congratulations to a generation of hip-hop video directors for making decadence seem so ? boring.

I agree.
#12
I took offense to the stab at Progressive Rock in #50... and the whole Jazz Fusion thing where they complain about time sigs... That stuff isnt for the faint of heart(or uneducated, pompous dickhead writters for a lame magazine about pop music and famous people)

#1 is by far too true to ever fully appreciate though.
#19
Why was Kurt Cobain left off that list?
"There's Jimmy Page, one of the biggest thieves of American black music to ever walk the Earth."
#20
the ones i found funny:

41 - melisma
35-32 - four van halen things in a row
31 - jazz fusion
16 - replacement lead singers
13 - light aircraft
11 - you really have to see them live
1 - kids today
"I see my light come shining from the west down to the east
Any day now, any day now I shall be released"

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#21
Its missing something...
#1- American Idol
Or from any country, it doesn't matter they're all the same thing.
#22
Hey, whats wrong with Sting, I like the Police
Also regarding #16- See Iron Maiden
When they kick at your front door
how are you gonna come
with your hands on your head
or on the trigger of your gun
#23
1 Randy Rhoads death
2 Dimes death
3 Hedrix forever immortalized as the greatest ever without question
4 bands that get way to political, why would anyone let billie joe make up their mind
5 emo faggot kids that are gay..ect
6 bands and artist that complain about music being downloaded for free even though they still make more that most peole do working thier entire lives while they make millions to o something they love
7 whatever else sucked
March 19 1982 THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED

R.I.P Randy Rhoads guitar god
#24
3. Hedrix forever immortalized as the greatest ever without question


true dat
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#26
silly twat, how can they put Sgt. Pepper on there.....and 'when im sixty-four' is s a good song lol.
#28
"1967: Jim Morrison ignores instructions and sings ?girl we couldn?t get much higher? live -- The Doors are never invited back to Ed Sullivan?s ?big show.? "

ive seen that footage. and Ed Sullivan's face was HILAROUS. it was this tv show about the ed sullivan show history, how many times ppl got invited back and what he did if he liked them/hated them/loved them
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#29
No. 23 WOODSTOCK '99

There was a woodstock '99????
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#30
Jazz Fusion.

It's a rule of thumb that any music that uses "jazz" as a prefix will make you want to saw your head off from boredom (see also: jazz funk, jazz rap, jazz house). But none is as wearying as the genre that thought what rock really needed was monthlong bass solos and time signatures even Stephen Hawking wouldn't understand.

****ing retarded, fusion pwns.
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#31
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Its missing something...
#1- American Idol
Or from any country, it doesn't matter they're all the same thing.


hey u think american idol is crap... try aus idol. seriously. we are a small country and we are known better for our bands (i use AC/DC as an example) and pop crap is already overrunning! although emo has kinda become the new 'pop' *shivers*

how can it be cool to slit ur wrists... i dont get it.

but comeon! relality tv shows with bad singers
next they have "Emo Idol"
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#32
47-slash quits GnR
42- scott stapp
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the next thing you know, your bass player turns into a can of soup.
#33
...and where was St. Anger?
Take a look to the sky just before you die...it's the last time you will...
#34
I say the AC DC revival with preps callin it the greatest band ever where they hear like back in black and dirty deads and thats it
poobrain
#35
#1 is great and so true. But Sgt. Peppers?? I understand where they are coming from that Sgt.Peppers spawned a lot of crap but it also widened the music industry to accpet something totally and totally different.
Just pretend this is funny
#37
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No. 23 WOODSTOCK '99

There was a woodstock '99????


yes, '69, '94, and '99
AMERICA
AMERICA
AMERICA
#39
C-H-A-Vs. Ruined the British music industry.
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#40
There was only a small amount of that list that was funny AND correct. The majority of it was just bull****, though.
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