#1
Hey all, me and my friend wrote a song to perform at my schools talent quest to horrify the teachers and possibly get suspended all in the name of music. Anyways heres the lyrics, it started off by making sense but it doesn't now, good for a laugh though. So go ahead, rip the shit outa it, because I want a reaction. lol

The ?Mussel?
Words And Music By Casey Grieve And John Malkin

Russell the love mussel swimming in the sea,
He danced around, went in and out and spat his love at me,
He saw a clam, said do you want some ham and she said yes,
We?ll never forget old Russell because he is the best!

Russ-ell
The love mussel,
He?s the love mussel,
Oh he?s the love mussel

That?s old Russell for ya but don?t forget his crew,
They came down from outer space to have some fun with you,
They have purple heads and they sling yoghurt all over the place,
Don?t use too much teeth or you?ll get some in your face!

The purple-headed,
Yoghurt slingers,
But don?t forget,
(Russell) The love mussel

BREAK

But that fateful day,
Russell got quite a fright,
He saw some purple heads,
And he died that night.

Now Russell?s in his coffin,
With yoghurt on his face,
He used too much teeth,
And that?s the price you?ve got to pay.

Now don?t forget old Russell,
For he was quite a lad,
He gave his life to save us all,
From the yoghurt infested nads!

Russ-ell
The love mussel,
He?s the love mussel,
Oh he?s the love mussel


Russ-ell
The love mussel,
He?s the love mussel,
Oh he?s the love mussel

Ahh, good times.
#2
that is stupid. why would you want to get suspended for no reason? the song is retarded. i hope you lose to a juggling act
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#3
interesting...............well i dunno.............sure will scare your teachers......for a song about the love mussel it was well written...........
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#4
that is stupid. why would you want to get suspended for no reason? the song is retarded. i hope you lose to a juggling act

Dude, I'd rather not be suspended, but if I did it would be funny. Anyways, thanks for your opinion.
Last edited by johnmalkin at May 14, 2006,
#6
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......for a song about the love mussel it was well written...........


Agreed, i thoguht it was a pretty cool song for a comedy album, but not for a serious band.(wow, reading that setence i sound like an idiot)
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#7
Haha thanks, its not meant to be taken seriosuly, me and my friend just decided to **** around and write something people could laugh to.