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petrina_678
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OK i saw this on another forum and it got pretty sick and funny.

So basically tell us the sickest,distgusting,horny stuff you got caught doing or did when you were a kid.
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Right up until I was 10 or 11, me and my friends would have contests to see who could wee the furthest in the school toilets. We'd stand about 10 feet away from the urinals and wee from there. The place always smelled of piss, unsurprisingly.

When I was around 7 or 8, we had a swimming lesson once a week at school. In the changing rooms we'd all jump around so our dicks and balls bounced all over the place, which we found hilarious. We'd also grab the end of our penises and pull them between our legs, then we'd either close them to make it look like a females bits, or leave them open so that a testicle would hang from either side, making it look like some sort of alien.

Another thing which has come to my mind, but isn't really "horny", is that I used to shit along my back street. It was hilarious when it got blamed on peoples dogs.

There was a girl in the year below me when I was around 7 or 8, who when asked to show you her fanny, would happily do so. Me and a friend made the mistake of asking her outside her house, with her mother watching through the window. We've never ran so fast.
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Durham, it's a marvelous place huh Robbie!

(I'm from Durham, I'm not mocking I swear!)

I remember once me and friends compared sizes haha, all the pissing distance contests aswell of course!

You dont realise back then how inappropriate it is...
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^^

When I was 6 or 7 this girl wanted to see who was taller, so we stood our backs against each other and the girl pulled my pants down in front of all my friends. It was embarrasing. And sometimes we would dare someone (girl or boy) to show their private parts.


You dont realise back then how inappropriate it is...

But if you're a kid you can get away with it.
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Quote by tushmeister
Durham, it's a marvelous place huh Robbie!

(I'm from Durham, I'm not mocking I swear!)


It certainly is.

When I was about 10 years old, a friend and I would strip (completely) occasionally, for a pair of girls. Always outside too. My nipples were like the top of a pickelhaube.
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On another note
What embarrassing jhorny things do people get up to NOW that is either similar to the days of old (or young :P) or more embarrassing?
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i remember my cousins and i used to play "doctor" or "married couples"
it got pretty sick thats for sure........
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When I was 8 or so, I used to play with myself in the locker room of the local YMCA. I honestly didn't know better. Also, one time my friend dared me to run out naked onto the pool deck, and I did it, and my mom saw it. I got yelled at.
Oh crap!
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I use to make "houses" out of chairs and blankets and pillows, etc. and then sit inside and play with my twanger. Fun ****
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Before I started puberty, I used to rub my glans penis with a sponge, which tickled immensely and made muscles in my back, stomach and legs contract without concious input. On one day in particular, I spent about an hour rubbing it against a sponge, which ended up making my penis very sore. I filled a jug with cold water and lowered my penis into it. That was the most satisfying feeling I'd ever felt.
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I have masturbated on the back of a life sized panther doll.


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I "invented" sanitary napkins, and told my parens friends you used them to wipe poopies off your butt. Damn I was embarressed when I found out that they already existed
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Quote by Robbie n strat
Right up until I was 10 or 11, me and my friends would have contests to see who could wee the furthest in the school toilets. We'd stand about 10 feet away from the urinals and wee from there. The place always smelled of piss, unsurprisingly.

When I was around 7 or 8, we had a swimming lesson once a week at school. In the changing rooms we'd all jump around so our dicks and balls bounced all over the place, which we found hilarious. We'd also grab the end of our penises and pull them between our legs, then we'd either close them to make it look like a females bits, or leave them open so that a testicle would hang from either side, making it look like some sort of alien.

Another thing which has come to my mind, but isn't really "horny", is that I used to shit along my back street. It was hilarious when it got blamed on peoples dogs.

There was a girl in the year below me when I was around 7 or 8, who when asked to show you her fanny, would happily do so. Me and a friend made the mistake of asking her outside her house, with her mother watching through the window. We've never ran so fast.




Quite the little deviant. The only thing i remember is masturbating when i couldnt cum, god they were the good old days..no clean up needed.
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My neighbor (female) and I played 'doctor' under the covers. lol, I got caught with my pants down. I was 8 or 9.
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Quote by Robbie n strat
Right up until I was 10 or 11, me and my friends would have contests to see who could wee the furthest in the school toilets. We'd stand about 10 feet away from the urinals and wee from there. The place always smelled of piss, unsurprisingly.

When I was around 7 or 8, we had a swimming lesson once a week at school. In the changing rooms we'd all jump around so our dicks and balls bounced all over the place, which we found hilarious. We'd also grab the end of our penises and pull them between our legs, then we'd either close them to make it look like a females bits, or leave them open so that a testicle would hang from either side, making it look like some sort of alien.

Another thing which has come to my mind, but isn't really "horny", is that I used to shit along my back street. It was hilarious when it got blamed on peoples dogs.

There was a girl in the year below me when I was around 7 or 8, who when asked to show you her fanny, would happily do so. Me and a friend made the mistake of asking her outside her house, with her mother watching through the window. We've never ran so fast.


What the hell is wrong with you?
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#21
the usual benign activity, dry humping my schoolfriends, working through my dads porno collection. melting my sisters dolls together in amusing postions etc
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When i was about 9 i was in the pool and took off everything and then ran all the way out the front naked so i could get a run up into the pool, and my neighbor saw me and she screamed lol, but in sort of laughing way. she was about 19 at the time and was my best friends sister, so was pretty embarrassing.
Also when i was 7 me and my cousin were flashing our dicks under the table to each other. pretty wierd stuff now that i think about it.
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We had the peeing contests at school, but it was to see how high you could go. My friend peed out of the window. Haha.
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when i was like 5 or something i tried too put my stick in a bathtub jet and caught
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When i was like 5->9 or something i was masturbated alot, lmao. Didn't have any idea what i was doing, just that it felt great. Now that i think about it, might've started earlier. Of course it wasn't what it is nowadays, it was more rubbing against a pillow till i "felt better"

lmfao.

Now that i think about it, thats incredibly sick, lmao.
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#26
Wow, you kids are pretty perverted haha.
The most perverted thing I remember doing was looking up a manikin's dress when I was like 4 lol.
And I guess having a girlfriend at 5 or 6 years old was kinda wrong too, and she was like 1 or 2 years older than me. Fun times...
I haven't seen her in so long.
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first sexual memory i have was dryhumping this girl i went to music school with. it was in front of both our moms and they didnt really approve of it but i didnt know what i was doing at the time.. must have been around 5-8 years old.

then, when i was a little older i always pleasured myself with the whirlpool jets. felt absoloutly great, still does. and even later, at around 12-13 we knew this fat kid who always had the house to himself and he had a huge tv with pay per view. porn channels unlocked. we seriously went to his house after school with like 5 people, all got on the couches and chairs, got blankets over ourselves and whacked off. no interaction with each other though.

then there was the time, i was 16 i think, and i celebrated my birthday at my house in the basement. i invited the girl i had the hots for at the time and had her sit on my lap while we watched a movie. i got the biggest boner, she didnt seem bothered at the time though. but about half a year later she told everyone in my class and made a huge fuss about it. that was embarassing.

hmmm anything else?...yeah a bunch of stuff but you cant really say i was young then :p
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and even later, at around 12-13 we knew this fat kid who always had the house to himself and he had a huge tv with pay per view. porn channels unlocked. we seriously went to his house after school with like 5 people, all got on the couches and chairs, got blankets over ourselves and whacked off. no interaction with each other though.


Me and friends used to do that until we were 15-16 years old, strangely enough at a fat kids house. We only did it on weekends though.
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Quote by Robbie n strat
Me and friends used to do that until we were 15-16 years old, strangely enough at a fat kids house. We only did it on weekends though.



Oh and that makes it OK


serisouly, that is completely fu cked up!
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Oh and that makes it OK


serisouly, that is completely fu cked up!


Well, I don't have anything involving animals, so it's not too strange.

Another one. I tried to have sex with a bubble bath bottle, but the opening was too small.
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Well, I don't have anything involving animals, so it's not too strange.

Another one. I tried to have sex with a bubble bath bottle, but the opening was too small.


i would put something. but im surrounded by people in college
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I HAD SEX WITH ANIMALS WHEN I WAS SMALL


It's odd that you would be willing to say taht when you are surrounded by people from college
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It's odd that you would be willing to say taht when you are surrounded by animals you had intercourse with



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Im with you meh! *Oh god he turns me on..oh..he can see this..*****

IndieMetalHead you worry me :P *oh god i want hte threesome...what again? **** **** ****



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