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#41
Robbie N Strat

YOU SICK ****

how can one have so many stories about he's penis?????
and all under the age of 15?!?!?!?
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#42
wow thats sick

i thought looking at porn was perverted

(runs far far away)
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#43
I always remember in primary school i used to slide along the floor in the gym and look up girls skirts, oh those were the days.

Oh yea, i also remember the neightbours top bollocks, she used to enjoy it to, and she was like 16
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#46
This thread is ****ed up. You people used to wank with your friends in the same room?? Simultaneously??!!



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#47
The only thing I really did was exchange porn sites at school when I was about 11 - 12.
#48
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This thread is ****ed up. You people used to wank with your friends in the same room?? Simultaneously??!!





Didn't everyone do that when they were younger?
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#50
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Didn't everyone do that when they were younger?


i didnt, i never got hold of enough beer to get drunk enough for it to happen.
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#51
Quote by Broken-pick
would you like to see mine and lick it?


And this is from the guy that didn't know what a dildo was?

Perv!

Oh well, I'm 2 pages too late
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#52
I've never done anything like that, but my friend told me that she caught her 8 year old brother looking at porn on the computer (it's the same computer their parents use).
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#53
I took a shit out my grandma's back garden and blamed it on the dog....
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#54
Quote by Robbie n strat

Originally Posted by 2slick2
and even later, at around 12-13 we knew this fat kid who always had the house to himself and he had a huge tv with pay per view. porn channels unlocked. we seriously went to his house after school with like 5 people, all got on the couches and chairs, got blankets over ourselves and whacked off. no interaction with each other though.



Me and friends used to do that until we were 15-16 years old, strangely enough at a fat kids house. We only did it on weekends though.


My friends and I also did that, at the house of a fat finnish kid. Oh lord, the finnish boy thought that he had cummed for the first time, but it was only piss... That was a good laugh.
#56
Bloody hell, half the people in this thread should be in prison for conspiracy to create naeusea.
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#57
^ I bet the things we've done aren't that strange. Most people are probably too embarrassed to admit doing anything like that.

Again when I was 7 or 8 years old: I'd had extremely sharp pains in the abdomen and was taken to hospital. The doctor had wanted to check whether it was due to constipation, by sticking his fingers up my bum. After returning about a week later from the hospital, I'd stick my fingers up my arse when I was in the bath.

I've tried having sex with the gap between the cushions you sit on, on one of my couches.

I also tried lubricating a plastic bag with liquid soap, putting that between the same cushions of the couch and having sex with it that way.

One of my female grandparents is a caretaker at the village primary school, so I got to go into the school on weekends when there was only me and her around. When I was four I would get the stamps which had smiling faces or stars on and said "Good work!", "Excellent!" etc, which the teacher would use to stamp on peoples work if they had done well. I'd use them to stamp all over my arse and scrotum.
#58
i tried to have sex with a life size barbie doll when i was five. i made it to second base. i found it impossible to go much farther.......
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#59
Quote by Robbie n strat


I also tried lubricating a plastic bag with liquid soap, putting that between the same cushions of the couch and having sex with it that way.



use the space between the mattress and the base of your bed.... umm.. .yeeeaahh... I guess i was a little odd too...
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#61
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#63
some were beforehand
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#64
i used to hump the filter of my pool........
We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.


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#65
Quote by MuffinMan
use the space between the mattress and the base of your bed.... umm.. .yeeeaahh... I guess i was a little odd too...


That works pretty good; yes, that's how i did it when i was young


still do on occasion
#66
Quote by fronkpies


Quite the little deviant. The only thing i remember is masturbating when i couldnt cum, god they were the good old days..no clean up needed.


I remember that too. Then when stuff came out, it confused me.


As for a story, well like most people have said, i'd have a shooting range contest in the bathroom.
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#67
What space between matress and bed?

Is all these weird things that people have been doing, a normal part of growing up? Did I miss out on something?
#68
i think exploring your sexuality is something pretty normal to do when growing up, yes. and so far there were no really wierd things.
#69
the part between the matress and the box-spring, you know, that space....


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#70
Quote by Robbie n strat
Well, I don't have anything involving animals, so it's not too strange.

Another one. I tried to have sex with a bubble bath bottle, but the opening was too small.


he friend did mange to have sex with bubble bath bottle, and thought that he was cool and told everyone at school about it, we still laugh about that 2day, he will never live it down

also most of this thread
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#71
Quote by DeSean
What space between matress and bed?

Is all these weird things that people have been doing, a normal part of growing up? Did I miss out on something?


No, i dont think everyone is an unstable sex machine like some of these people...
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#73
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What made you think up this thread?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


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#76
Well, okay. I heard about masturbation from one of those sex-ed books for kids. Naturally, I wanted to try it. Well, one day, I was showering, and I was washing my cock, and I noticed it started to feel good. So, I basically kept on doing it, and I was surprised that I didn't ejaculate. Well, I found out you can't ejaculate until 1 to 2 years later. I kept doing it, and one day, about a year later (I was 12), I ejaculated for the first time.

Also, my sister tried to grab my cock when I was 9. She was about 7 at the time. It was in a swimming pool, and I freaked out, and ran away. She denies that it ever happened, even though she kept on trying to do it for a while after that until I told my mom.

And then, a couple of years ago, I found out that my mom is actually bisexual, but she's never been with a woman, although she's had feelings for one. I found this out by reading her diary, and she has no idea that I know.
#77
Quote by Holy Katana
Well, okay. I heard about masturbation from one of those sex-ed books for kids. Naturally, I wanted to try it. Well, one day, I was showering, and I was washing my cock, and I noticed it started to feel good. So, I basically kept on doing it, and I was surprised that I didn't ejaculate. Well, I found out you can't ejaculate until 1 to 2 years later. I kept doing it, and one day, about a year later (I was 12), I ejaculated for the first time.

Also, my sister tried to grab my cock when I was 9. She was about 7 at the time. It was in a swimming pool, and I freaked out, and ran away. She denies that it ever happened, even though she kept on trying to do it for a while after that until I told my mom.

And then, a couple of years ago, I found out that my mom is actually bisexual, but she's never been with a woman, although she's had feelings for one. I found this out by reading her diary, and she has no idea that I know.


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#78
Quote by Holy Katana

And then, a couple of years ago, I found out that my mom is actually bisexual, but she's never been with a woman, although she's had feelings for one. I found this out by reading her diary, and she has no idea that I know.


..and this is in the 'horny kids' thread because... you liked it?
#79
Isn't horny or disgusting, but quite amusing.

When I was 3 or 4, I had these toy bugs I would play about with. I would always shout "Lets bug, BUGGERS!"

Heh.
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#80
Quote by fenderfreak101
No, i dont think everyone is an unstable sex machine like some of these people...


ech, self exploration is normal. you know you've done at least something weird, if you havent thats NOT normal...
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