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#2
Right, well that's a bit bizarre, then. Interesting...but bizarre.
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#5
^ my thoughts

I checked the teaser, doesn't give away much. Sounds stupid, not really a turn on for me.

But for the bigger question. Who do you think is the black metal band's frontman appearing in the video?
#6
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^ my thoughts

I checked the teaser, doesn't give away much. Sounds stupid, not really a turn on for me.

But for the bigger question. Who do you think is the black metal band's frontman appearing in the video?


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My weirdest dream would have to be when I dreamed that I met this chick I really liked and wanted to practice sex, so I practiced on some guy I met at a gas station...that was pretty screwed up.
#7
^Uhuhuhuh. I'm holding my Meat. Uhuhuhuh.
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#8
Yeah, uh good disguise. (taken from preview shots of the movie from the 18+website)
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#13
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Creepy. They should shoot the porn with "Call of the Wintermoon" playing in the background.


That just reminded me of this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8x1owbuEfSk&search=call%20of%20the%20good%20vibrations
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#15
Immortal are just joke-prone.
'Thine Eyes Bleed':

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More like... Thine Butthole Bleeds... from all the gay sex you have!!! Ahahaha!



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Fuck off already, you fucking faggot fuck.

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I don't care for slipknot unless I'm so drunk I don't care about anything.
#16
That's very disturbing, but not really suprising.
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Smiddys right...
#18
That is absolutely rediculous. I wonder how the pre-sex part goes. He probably barges in drunk and screams "BAPHOOOMEEEEET" in a black metal voice.
#20
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Yeah, uh good disguise. (taken from preview shots of the movie from the 18+website)


Acutally I thought the guy looked like Kanwulf, but I doubt he'd do such a thing.
#22


Black Metal pron?

'I shall penetrate your gate of fire with my frosty 6 inch spear of the circumsized one!! Raaah!!'
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#24


Oh, man, I can just see some guy run in and open his cape to display a 10 inch penis, then declare "I am the Nakedwizard!".
#27
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Shagrath?


good guess, but I think that Shagrath has more tatoos than that. Unless it's only a gimmick to get attention since it's been a while since we heard anything about demon burger
#28
They should have got Horgh in. I could just imagine him howl 'HOOOOOOOORGH!!!' when he climaxes.

So porn is meant to be hot, right? Well, black metal is meant to be cold and frostbitten, right? So how will this work out?
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#29
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They should have got Horgh in. I could just imagine him howl 'HOOOOOOOORGH!!!' when he climaxes.



This is classic
#30
I found a backstage pic,someone's getting ready alright:
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#32
^^Carpathian Forest ftw.

"I put on my Robe and Wizard Hat..." etc.

Or more suitable...

"I put on my Corpsepaint and Leather..."
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#33
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I don't think it's going to be a gay porn movie.

I'd end up buying it simply for the novelty... and the erotic capabilities. Imagine the virgins!
#34
Hey! They removed the pic of the guy I posted.

And just watched the .mpg teaser, and the tagline is:

Blasphemy meets Immortality

Seems to only have one guy and one female in it, with the guy at the top whipping the one female, dripping candle wax and other liquids on her and the ocassional bit of humping.

And he's kinda pudgy. Sort of like too many beers pudgy...

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#37
I looked at the stills and it looks, plainly, retarded. It looks like some half assed frontman and this dodge girl fan are just filming a home video back in the frontmans 'Bachelor Grim Pad.'
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#38
Well, Black metal has always been doing things on the cheap....

Look at Call of the Wintermoon vid. I bet the discussion was this 'Let's take a dvcam into the woods and film us prancing around, while possibly blowing fire. And bring some matches and booze.'

Needs some black metal 'prancing' though. And they could at least do it in some dark woods, not this guys dingy apartment...
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#39
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Well, Black metal has always been doing things on the cheap....

Look at Call of the Wintermoon vid. I bet the discussion was this 'Let's take a dvcam into the woods and film us prancing around, while possibly blowing fire. And bring some matches and booze.'

Needs some black metal 'prancing' though. And they could at least do it in some dark woods, not this guys dingy apartment...


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#40
Quote by greety
Black velvet couches man, black velvet. Smooooth.



Doesn't make this porno klvt enough. Could at least have black walls...
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