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#1
The nice version of insult the person above you.
What you've got to do is say something cool about the user above you. It really helps self-esteem and reduced wrist cutting.
So, I'll start, and because there's no one above me, I won't compliment anyone, not even myself.
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#4
You make me feel ticklish all over!
Quote by NGD1313
Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


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#8
you live in the home of crap! my favorite city!
Quote by NGD1313
Well I don't know about solos but how about that Smoke on the Water riff. It's like...impossible.


THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

I'm Jake. I'm a musician, philosopher, and exhibitionist.
#11
I like it when you touch me.
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#21
Quote by unplugtheradio
i have never seen you kill a thread


That's an insult! I'm a threadkiller and proud. Search all posts by me. Alot of my posts are the end for the thread.

And the guy above me, rainman5190, i'd hit that. Twice.
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#24
You give good head.
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Derigiberble would win in a fight against any UGer, n00b or not, just because most people on the site can't help but love him/her.


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#26
your avatar is sweet
Quote by Brandon860
hey man, any person with a Wayne's World avatar I have all the faith in the world in


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#28
Quote by happytimeharry
I wan't to fuck you like an animal...


I like this bit more
Quote by CornLord
Derigiberble would win in a fight against any UGer, n00b or not, just because most people on the site can't help but love him/her.


Get, Get, Get, Get, Get Out And Push.
#29
your avatar makes me think of van halen, my dad likes van halen so it makes me think of home
#30
Quote by Derigiberble
I like this bit more


Whatever floats your boat, Tom Tom...

edit: and Heascase, you are a very respectable individual.
#31
You prove that the pit could be a nice place.
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#32
Jesus did gone wrong. You're very important to the world for stating that. You're loved and praised.
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It wasn't mean, it was Portuguese.

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#33
^^^ I want to punch you..... with my member.

Quote by happytimeharry
Whatever floats your boat, Tom Tom...



Usually, raw semen, but recently boats have gotten heavier, and to be honest, you really need something a bit thicker.
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Derigiberble would win in a fight against any UGer, n00b or not, just because most people on the site can't help but love him/her.


Get, Get, Get, Get, Get Out And Push.
#34
i love you


oh, sorry. i thought you were geraldo rivera.

well, you seem pretty cool for a prosthetic vagina.
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#36
Your a larry loner who lives by himself in a larrysome empty house.

I like that
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i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#37
The fact that you can be so inspecific about your location makes me like you.
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That's the problem with kids today. No upper body strength.
Back in my day, when you smashed a guitar, it stayed smashed.


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#38
The fact you have the guts to play a flying V
Quote by mustaineNslash
i know this sounds stupid but...
wheres the sig button??

(sry)


#39
youre from london. thats a nifty city.
Quote by SForbz-Rockstar
You're a bald gopher with wings that lives in the countryside, working on a farm.


Quote by Bubban
Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

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