Page 1 of 3
Evil_Empire24-7
UG Freak
Join date: May 2005
3,038 IQ
#1
http://www.shredmistress.com - The Shredmistress
http://www.carinaalfie.cjb.net - Carina Alfie (she jammed with steve vai and paul gilbert on stage)
http://www.lorilinstruth.com - Lori Linstruth

Quote by Jimi Hendrix
The Blues Is Easy To Play But Hard To Feel.

Quote by Chris Impellitteri
I Promise That My Solos Will Only Get Faster.

The Mahavishnu Orchestra (Greatest Rock Ensemble 1971 - 1973)

[[Practice Makes Perfect]]

[[Hell Yeah]]
fa'q
Retarded User
Join date: Dec 2005
91 IQ
#3
Lori Linstruth is already a shredder..
one should not feel threatened by opinions contrary to his own
splice
crank that jessie jackson
Join date: Apr 2005
175 IQ
#5
yeah thats not exactly a rad name
splice
crank that jessie jackson
Join date: Apr 2005
175 IQ
#7
Quote by Erc
Shredmistress is one of the lamest names I have ever heard in my life.



na dude.........joe stumps album names are lamer
Matt_Malmsteen
Shred n00b
Join date: Jul 2005
363 IQ
#9
None of them were particulary interesting at all.
'If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the Universe' - Carl Sagan.
rockergurl09
the cheat has returned!
Join date: Dec 2005
993 IQ
#10
they weren't the best I've heard, but nice to know I'm not the only girl wanting to shred.
Erc
UG's ultimate asshole
Join date: Jun 2005
670 IQ
#12
na dude.........joe stumps album names are lamer


Yea I retract my statement and raise a voice of agreement corresponding to the quote that was restated.

On a completely irrelevant topic...I hope your sig is just a joke Deathdealer 0_o
splice
crank that jessie jackson
Join date: Apr 2005
175 IQ
#14
deathdealer...u obviously know nothing about jazz
fa'q
Retarded User
Join date: Dec 2005
91 IQ
#15
Quote by metalman1591
F*** all of u



oohh n00bs, what a maroon....
one should not feel threatened by opinions contrary to his own
Evil_Empire24-7
UG Freak
Join date: May 2005
3,038 IQ
#16
Quote by metalman1591
F*** all of u
go **** urself
Quote by Jimi Hendrix
The Blues Is Easy To Play But Hard To Feel.

Quote by Chris Impellitteri
I Promise That My Solos Will Only Get Faster.

The Mahavishnu Orchestra (Greatest Rock Ensemble 1971 - 1973)

[[Practice Makes Perfect]]

[[Hell Yeah]]
Evil_Empire24-7
UG Freak
Join date: May 2005
3,038 IQ
#18
oh really ?
Quote by Jimi Hendrix
The Blues Is Easy To Play But Hard To Feel.

Quote by Chris Impellitteri
I Promise That My Solos Will Only Get Faster.

The Mahavishnu Orchestra (Greatest Rock Ensemble 1971 - 1973)

[[Practice Makes Perfect]]

[[Hell Yeah]]
Erc
UG's ultimate asshole
Join date: Jun 2005
670 IQ
#19
my sig is no joke


Then you are an idiot.

Everynote is just as intended as the last one. There is no such thing as a wrong (or bum as you called it) note. Only dissonant notes, and they are used to achieve a certain effect or added feel of resolution (or the lack there of) in the music.
Matt_Malmsteen
Shred n00b
Join date: Jul 2005
363 IQ
#21
The Great Kat aint no woman, that's fo' sho'
'If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the Universe' - Carl Sagan.
fa'q
Retarded User
Join date: Dec 2005
91 IQ
#22
haha great kats website looks like a pornsite, shes kinda alright
one should not feel threatened by opinions contrary to his own
Ohpeasson
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2005
12 IQ
#23
If the Great Kat doesn't have a penis, I will eat my own face.
Evil_Empire24-7
UG Freak
Join date: May 2005
3,038 IQ
#24
she's a shemale
Quote by Jimi Hendrix
The Blues Is Easy To Play But Hard To Feel.

Quote by Chris Impellitteri
I Promise That My Solos Will Only Get Faster.

The Mahavishnu Orchestra (Greatest Rock Ensemble 1971 - 1973)

[[Practice Makes Perfect]]

[[Hell Yeah]]
paddyo
?
Join date: Jun 2005
340 IQ
#26
^She is develishly good looking though ......*cough*......*kicks some dirt on ground*....


'At its best, it represents total freedom of musical expression, unfettered by technical limitations.'-Guthrie Govan on shredding
Ohpeasson
Registered User
Join date: Jun 2005
12 IQ
#27
I must say though, I do love the interviews that she's done, what with the random shouting and complete changes of subject she constantly makes.

Interviewer: So Kat, what's your favorite place to eat?
The Great Kat: EAT? THAT REMINDS ME OF THE GREAT KAT'S NEWEST MASTERPIECE, IT'S CALLED EATING THE MISTRESS'S FECES*, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT MY SLAVES DO! THE MUSIC ON THE GREAT KAT'S NEWEST ALBUM IS THE MOST VIRTUOSIC EVER RECORDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO GOOD THAT YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT! THE GREAT KAT HAS SPOKEN!
etc etc etc
*Her albums always seem to have some kind of ****ed up name, so I figured this would work D:.
mexican_shred
P-QRS-T
Join date: Dec 2005
724 IQ
#28
Quote by INDUSTRIALMETAL
http://www.greatkat.com/

Here is another, who plays violin and is classically trained aswell.

NO, NO . NO . NO. dont mention that ... THING'S name here. she is an abomination against nature and music..
I traded in my Real Books for Robbins and Cotran Pathology Textbooks
Davidian
UG's Pillowpants.
Join date: Dec 2004
1,854 IQ
#29
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8854122996570138558&q=stream+of+passion

I like her because i dont feel threatent by her.....

You know what i am talking about, if some girl pwns you at guitar it will suck more than a guy pwns you at guitar.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1528165567147684910&q=stream+of+passion

And she is hot as hell, just look at that smile i would not mind having a girl like that, i dont care that she pwns me.
Last edited by Davidian at May 29, 2006,
Matt_Malmsteen
Shred n00b
Join date: Jul 2005
363 IQ
#30
I'd feel weird going out with a chick who pwnd me at guitar, but then again being as I don't know any chicks that play guitar.
'If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the Universe' - Carl Sagan.
Mattalac
Default Use Title
Join date: Jun 2006
619 IQ
#32
If that Great Kat is who i'm thinking of, she ****S ME!
I'm all for female guitarists and stuff, but there aren't heaps who are good. Not a sexist thing. I think it's because a lot of good chicks who are/could good at music go about it the wrong way, or don't stay with music, and the ones who are bad try to prove they're good. Like my girlfriend will be a great bassist if she learns the right way and has the right attitude cause, you can just tell. WTF HEADSPIN.. That's not cool. Tumour anyone? anyway back to the point.

I'm not impressed by to many female artists lately. When I hear a female version of Van Halen, I will listen. I think that'd be kinda cool, a female David Lee Roth. Interesting.
Vital remains
Registered User
Join date: Feb 2006
10 IQ
#33
the last one was legit but the other two....eh.. but she overused that ****ing whammey goddamnit
.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:..:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.
Last edited by Vital remains at Jun 2, 2006,
madpickin03
Higher than ever
Join date: Dec 2005
1,432 IQ
#34
Quote by Davidian

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1528165567147684910&q=stream+of+passion

And she is hot as hell, just look at that smile i would not mind having a girl like that, i dont care that she pwns me.

Am i the only one who thinks that the way she laughs and that facial expression was like her, after being 'satisfied' ...
"Play with your ears" - Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert
Thats what she said...
UGmusic
Scorzerci
UG Addict
Join date: Aug 2005
384 IQ
#35
She has a really nice smile, but it seems kind of weird when there's no audio of her laughing...
Please vote for my band in a demo competition by clicking
here, pressing the button that says "Gi din stemme" and then connecting to facebook! Thanks a lot!
Davidian
UG's Pillowpants.
Join date: Dec 2004
1,854 IQ
#36
Quote by madpickin03
Am i the only one who thinks that the way she laughs and that facial expression was like her, after being 'satisfied' ...


I would satisfy her.......and agian.....and agian....

Until i die of exhaustion.
madpickin03
Higher than ever
Join date: Dec 2005
1,432 IQ
#37
Quote by Davidian
I would satisfy her.......and agian.....and agian....

Until i die of exhaustion.

Maan, you could just say that u wish u were that guitar....
"Play with your ears" - Yngwie Malmsteen, Paul Gilbert
Thats what she said...
UGmusic
Resiliance
Acta est fabula
Join date: Jul 2003
449 IQ
#39
^Or saxophone.
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt.
He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.


Remember: A prudent question is one half of wisdom.

Click.