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Anyone here have any cool teachers at their school worth noting? There is a guy at my school who is on the tech staff. His name is Mr.Watson. He plays guitar in this metal band. He's had to deal with many cases of LSD(Lead Singer's Syndrom). Most notably, his band was going to go to Japan(!) to tour, but the lead singer pulled out at maybe 2 days before, his reason being he was mad at one of the other band members. They had to cancel the trip. So, any stories?
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#2
my chemistry teacher was the bassist for the mccoys. i played at the talent show with him another teacher and a few other student. it was a lot of fun.
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#4
I have no incredibly cool teachers at my school, but I did have a remarkably stupid Science teacher named Mr. Rousan.
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#7
My science teacher (Mr. Gimple or el im not sure) plays bass and guitar like you cant imagine but hes too much into classic rock.
#8
I've got a few cool teachers that all get togther and jam after school every other day
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#9
I have an I.T teacher who's in three bands,
one apparently bought out an EP but didn't get as far as making an album
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#11
well my french teacher got caught drinking vodka
hahaha
#12
Our spanish assistant is Carlos.He's incredibly scary.You can't understand what he's saying
#13
i am not in school but there is a sicence teach who plays lead in a joe sat tribute act called alphaproject
#14
My science teacher (Mr. Gimple or el im not sure) plays bass and guitar like you cant imagine but hes too much into classic rock.


Not possible.
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#15
Yep. The lead singers who's actually also one of the guitarist are always much cooler than the pure singers IMO!
#16
I had a French assistant last year in (who knew?) French. He was a really cool guy and I'd always talk to him about bands we liked and stuff. Turned out we both had the same guitar too. He also happens to sing and play guitar in a metal band called Noctis Shade.
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#17
My sience teacher was the singer in Gävle's first punk band and he's a local celeb cause he worked in a record shop, had a radioshow(or something on radio) and he writes in the papers every week
#18
my chemistry teacher was the typical metal head back in the 80's....he showed me a picture of him with a jean jacket a beer and him flicking off the cam........hes cool he doesnt care what u do in class really
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#19
This dude's not a teacher, but the Janitor at our school is this HUGE black dude, and he's one of the nicest people I have ever met. Like everyone loves him. He sits with us at lunch. The man is my hero.
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This dude's not a teacher, but the Janitor at our school is this HUGE black dude, and he's one of the nicest people I have ever met. Like everyone loves him. He sits with us at lunch. The man is my hero.


Is he called Jerome?
#22
^^ roflmao.

janitors are the best
one at my school caught me and some of my friends rolling a joint and he saw us.
instead of turning us in, though
he came and smoked some with us
**** yes
gotta love the janitors.
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#23
hell yeah i have lotsa cool teachers at my school. Most notably Mr.Lyte (pronounced "light")..i had him as a substitute one day in auto class, and the class was talking with him about the upcoming exam. Somehow it came to a discussion about how many people would fail it!..cause the class is exceptionally dumb, so now theres this bet going around the school, pay 25 cents and buy a number, that number is the class average you think the exam result is gonna be!..it has quite a bit of money in the pot too!!
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#24
I have a teacher, Mr. Costello, who makes fun of everyone, but is hilarious about it. One of the science teacher is a crazy boogie-woogie piano player as well.
#25
my social studies teacher, Mr. Hammond has a custom 24 PRS. He's amazing. sometimes we dont even do anything in that class. me and my friend bring in our guitars and we'll just jam with him. its fun as hell.
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#28
One of the music teachers has a roland JC. Then theres the tech teacher takes the piss out of everyone apart from his faviourites like me its hilarious.
#30
I had a teacher whose favorite band was Slayer and he like the simpsons and southpark. He was pretty cool.
#32
My teachers kick the crap out of all your teachers:

My Theory teacher is Toby Pitmann, one of the sought after session players in the UK.
My Live workshop teacher is Keiran Pepper, the drummer from the Prodigy.
My Technical Development teacher is Kenwyn House, the guitarist from Reef.
My Gig-Prep teacher (this week) was Julian Deane, the guitarist from Toploader.
My Fulltime Gig-Prep teacher is Pat Heath, as heard on the Jason Becker tribute album (Evolution).
My Business teacher is Jake Shillingford, vocalist from 90's pop band My Life Story and currently of ExileInside.
My Music History teacher is Geoffry Williams a singer/songwriter who has had songs covered by artists such as Michael Jackson.
Doesn't teach me but Guthrie Govan (arguably the best guitar player in the world today) teaches there too. 'Ace' the guitarist from Skunk Anansie teaches too.

Also, Bruce Dickinson is one of the directors.
Ok, its not the real Bruce Dickinson, but he's played with Van Halen so thats good enough
#33
My social studies teacher let us listen to ozzy in class and he likes to talk we have 10 minute long conversations on spinal tap when only 2 people in the class have seen it but nobody cares there not working and we watch movies all the time
#34
My guidence counselor's the man... he's not one of those preachy retard GCs, and he plays guitar at about my level, so we're always teaching eachother new stuff. I even helped him teach a Begginer's Acoustic Guitar Adult Ed class
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#35
My English teacher is awesome. No stories. He just rocks. We have a lot of the same interests. He showed me this website where I could get tickets to go see David Lynch speak about his book at the Kodak Theater. I registered to get tickets, but they haven't come yet.

Either way, he is awesome.
#36
Our woods teacher is pretty cool. He and I talk about current events and often poke fun at the "less intelligent" people in the class.

Our English teacher encourages us to play "Whose Line is it Anyway" games for forensics class, and has the best chess club meetings ever.

And our science teacher/quiz bowl coach is just a generally cool guy.
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#37
My IT/Webmastering teacher is awesome. Plain and simple. Plus she likes Clapton and other classic rock...which is totally cool with me.
#38
My math/biology teacher is really cool. He's super funny. Today we were talking about contraception and he said "and can anyone tell me the only foolproof method of contraception."

to which someone replied "celebacy"

to which he replied "correct, however, there is one time celebacy didn't work... I think they wrote a book about the last girl who got pregnant like that...."

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All my teachers suck.. it was funny as hell today though... our school has gotten afraid that people are skipping class when teachers let them out during class so some cop brings in this kid for going to get a drink of water and then the whole class starts yelling bitching and moaning about how they can't have water breaks (I was just sitting there yelling "LOUD NOISES" so he said "Alright you guys are pissing me off... if any of you say water again you are getting sent out" 5 kids got sent out... he cracks me up... he likes me because I'm the only white kid at that school who isn't completely spoiled or lacks common sense (he's black btw)
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