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This is pretty straightforward-ish, and I wrote it a very long time ago...let's just say the guitar part isn't exactly flashy.

I create my own reality
Chocolate rivers to a gumdrop sea
I'm always right and you are wrong
Here we are, we're having fun

I'm here to make you ill...
I just can't get my fill...
And I think it's more fun...
When I let you hold the gun

The sky is green, the grass is blue
We spend more time on nails with glue
Babies talk and parents wail
Silverware is made to steal

That's as much as I can remember at the moment, and if you're confused about the meaning...well...sorry...
Just because you're paranoid
Don't mean they're not after you

My stuff:
Fender Jag-stang
Schectar Tempest
Randall RH150G3
ProCo Rat
Boss MD-2 Mega Distortion
Electro-Harmonix Small Clone
Dunlop Crybaby