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#1
Thought I'd try something completely off subject and different...

This game entitles the first ten users who reply to enter the land of Califrado, and try to make a living. However, you must follow the Pit rules. These are the guidlines.

1. You are allowed to have up to three other family members with you. These family members will be affected by any disaster or fortune that comes to Califrado.

2. You MUST keep track of your own dealings and score. I and toothfariy will be keeping an additional list of scores and such (if this thread survives), but we won't be able to do it all the time.

3. After I post each new "Happening", you must post your score or possessions. If you DO NOT post, we will assume that you will have failed at surviving in the land of Califrado.

4. If you are found cheating, you WILL be kicked out of the game. If you do post after you have been kicked out, your post WILL be ignored.

5. The winner of the game will only get the knowledge that he has succeded in surviving in Califrado. Oh, and maybe...nevermind.

6. Each player will begin with a fund of 500 Grags, the currency of Califrado. After each "Happening" you must subtract from your funds the following:
-20 Grags for food
-10 Grags for all utilities
-10 Grags for every fifty acres you own. That equals out to one Grag for every five acres. If you own less than five acres of land, you must pay three Grags.

7. Entertainment is a staple of life in Califrado. If you wish for a certain form of entertainment to visit Califrado, PM me and toothfariy, that way one of us will be able to answer your request.

Now to the specifics.

Pick one of these professions to begin with, and as you progress in the game, you will earn promotions. The salary of each profession wil be posted after we have the ten players:

-Bank Teller
-Electrician
-Hippie
-Farmer
-Business manager
-Beginning musician
-Student with a part time job
-Cook

A measly list, I know. However the choices will expand as the game goes on. Now the land will be divided as thus: Califrado is divided into four sections, the First Section, the Second Section, the Third Section, and the Fourth Section.
Each section has 500 acres. Each player entering the game will recieve two acres. As each "Happening" occurs, you will recieve the chance to buy more land. The highest bidder will win the property. So when you post, post your funds, profession, and section of residence. Also, if you are bringing a new family with you to Califrado, post there age and position in your family (ie.wife, husband, daughter...). Certain "Happenings" will deal with your family members. The game will continue from there.

If I've missed anything, I'll post it soon.

Hate mail may be PM'd to me or toothfariy, but I doubt he'll listen to you.

Cheers.
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Last edited by 70'sdude at Jun 2, 2006,
#3
mmmk...at a huge risk of sounding like a TOTAL moron..... whats's Califrado?
#5
Uhhh... I'll play if the rules become a little more clear.

I'm very confused right now.
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#7
It's something that is made up kinda a cross between California and Colorado. Don't ask me why I chose those two states, it just kinda popped into my head.

Now are you gonna participate? if so, read the above rules again, and posted what you need to.
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#8
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Uhhh... I'll play if the rules become a little more clear.

I'm very confused right now.


what do you need to know?
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#9
OK here's an example

500 (funds)
Electrician (profession)
Second Section (place of residence)

And later, I will post "Happenings" like "A tornado in Second Section. All residents must pay a fee of 100 Grags" It won't be exactly like that, but that is an example. Then you would level out your funds according to the "Happening"

Capiche?
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#11
Ok

My name is Zak

I have 500 funds
I'm a beginning musician
I'm bringing my wife Gayle, who is 17

edit: ill live in the first section
#14
okay chris, now post your profession and place of residence. also, your funds.

When you do that, we'll have two players, you and Zak
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#15
Fine, I'll give it a shot.

Mike
Beginning Musician (If only one person can have that, I'll be a Hippie)
Third Section
500 Grags
I'll bring my life partner, Jessica Alba.

...

>_>

EDIT - V ...Three.
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#16
'k that's three.
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#17
come on guys, I need some players...


*paces back and forth*
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#18
Meh, nothing better to do

Noel
Cook
Section 3
500 funds
Lives with twin brother Leon ( Oooh I'm smart )
The one with the royal sceptre and gown

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#20
Taidgh
Cook
Section 1
500 Grags
I bring my girlfriend Elise.
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#21
name - The Farmer.
job - er... farmer
section 4
500 grags
lives with his beloved combine harvester, Fawn, aged 20
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Just before they fall apart"
#22
I'm signing on too, just to add more players.

Blugh
Hippie
500 Grags
Living in the First Section
I'm bringing my son, Rage

Okay, now for a "Happening"

TO ALL CITIZENS,

THERE HAS RECENTLY BEEN A CASE OF THE MOOGLIE UMPOS' A HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS DISEASE THAT CAN ONLY BE CURED BY THE PURCHASE OF A VACCINE. THIS VACCINE COSTS TEN GRAGS FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY. IF YOU DO NOT PAY FOR THE VACCINE, YOU MAY EITHER MOVE TO SECTION FOUR, WHICH WILL COST FIVE GRAGS, OR YOU MUST PAY TEN GRAGS FOR THE VACCINE. THOSE ALREDY LIVING IN SECTION FOUR MUST PAY FOR THE VACCINE. GOOD LUCK!

ALERT TO ALL COOKS
THE VIRUS HAS CONTAMINATED ALL STORED FOOD. IN ORDER TO SUCCEED IN CALIFRADO, YOU MUST PAY A PENALTY OF TWO GRAGS TO REPLACE YOUR STOCK OF FOOD.
ALL HIPPIES MUST PAY ANOTHER TWO GRAGS, BECAUSE THE VIRUS HAS INFECTED YOUR FEET.

CHEERS.

So now I'm down to:

Blugh
Hippie
456 Grags
Living in The Fourth Section
Brining my son Rage

You'll notice that I payed for the moving to the Fourth Section. I payed for myself and my son. If you do not wish to pay for your family members, they will die, and you will not be allowed to have any other family members for the next three "Happenings"
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#24
I'm confused too.

I chose death as well.

*Eats 14 bananas... dies*
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#25
Yes!

I think i've just created the most confusing thread ever!

*sighs and walks away*
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#27
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I'll bring my life partner, Jessica Alba.


.....very amusing Mike...
When your body's tired, exercise your mind.
#28
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Mike,you stole my chosen way of dying. You will definetly perish in the firey pits of the underworld
When your body's tired, exercise your mind.
#29
If i can join i will.......i will be a student with a part time job and wanna live in section 3
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#30
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.....very amusing Mike...
*Can't edit Tim's post*

... Arrgh!

*Can't change Tim's name*

... Bastard!

*Combusts*
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#31
so...... this whole thread was a setup? Or were you actually trying to play a game

haha
Booyah


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#32
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*Can't edit Tim's post*

... Arrgh!

*Can't change Tim's name*

... !

*Combusts*


Hardy-Har.What is this,the 4th time you've combusted?
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#33
Probably... Sorry about stealing your way of dying.
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#37
*gets run over by combine harvester and dies*

EDIT: turns out to be twin brother that got run over.
X


"Just wait till tomorrow
I guess that's what they all say
Just before they fall apart"
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#38
Noel
445 grags
Section 3
Cook
Brother Leon

I feckin' well hope so, other wise I'll be paying a visit to a volcano.
The one with the royal sceptre and gown

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#39
The Farmer
Farmer
490 grags
lives in 4th section
has a combine harvester called Fawn, aged 20.
has 2 acres of land

how do i get more land?
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I guess that's what they all say
Just before they fall apart"
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