#1
so i was browsing ebay yesterday, and i stumble upon a coustom 1958 les paul for 7.46 US dollars. so i bid on it and i got it for 12.56. and when it comes to the add s/h part it went up to 346.12. now i lookes this up cuz this is a guitar that the factory price is $4,822. i was like hella sweet cuz that is like an awesome deal. so its shipping from china and i was wondering how long it might take to get to a little south east of Dallas Texas/
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#2
Please say you're joking...
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oh my.
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#4
Now, please, let's be serious here. Did you actually buy a Les Paul for less than 15 $ and thought it'd be real?
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oh my.
you poor soul.
i'll go and slit my wrists for you so you dont have to.


#5
I hope to god that you don't have access to your parents credit card. If that isn't fake I'll eat my laptop.

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#6
shipping from china = fake

sorry mate
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#7
Lol China? There are hundreds of guitars from there which are all like £5 and cost about £200 in postage and they are all fake. If this isnt a joke, you got majorly ripped.
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#8
If the shipping costs more than the guitar, and it's coming from China.......... oy
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#9
yeah, i think you got scammed. theres no way you could get a lp for less than $15
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#11
on an added note..I'd contact ebay as soon as possible and see if you can cancel the transaction...
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#12
Sorry stubby. You got screwed. Enjoy your new Res Paul.
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#13
You do know too many times people just sell whatever is there in the picture on ebay. For example if the picture is of a box of Xbox 360. They ship that empty box to you, claiming that it was in the picture. People innocently assume xbox 360 will be inside the box.

Be careful.
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#14
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You do know too many times people just sell whatever is there in the picture on ebay. For example if the picture is of a box of Xbox 360. They ship that empty box to you, claiming that it was in the picture. People innocently assume xbox 360 will be inside the box.

Be careful.


It's nothing like that. There are a shìtload of this knockoff Ibanez Jem and Gibson LPs on ebay, all shipping from China. They look good, and probably are good for the price, but they're fakes, and if you know the slightest bit about the contruction of these guitars, you can pick out problems easily from the pics on ebay.

It's a fake made in China, hence why I call it a Res Paul (that's Engrish for Les Paul).
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#18
tabber666 bought one of the fake Jem7 models from one of these Chinese sellers. It looks good, but it's a piece of crap.
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#21
one word...ouch
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#22
I think 'how long is it goin to take to get to texas?' should be the least of your worries
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#23
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It's nothing like that. There are a shìtload of this knockoff Ibanez Jem and Gibson LPs on ebay, all shipping from China. They look good, and probably are good for the price, but they're fakes, and if you know the slightest bit about the contruction of these guitars, you can pick out problems easily from the pics on ebay.

It's a fake made in China, hence why I call it a Res Paul (that's Engrish for Les Paul).


But Engrish is Japanese, where they have no L sound. In China, they have L sounds.
#24
oo in ur freakin faces i got it in and took it to guitar center and they said it was real
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#26
if none of you can actually prove its not real then stop saying its not, i know its very probable that its not but stop flaming the kid cause yous only think it is. maybe its real and maybe it was the deal of the century, but cause none of us can go over to stubby's house and check it out for ourselve's then we cant prove him wrong .
if i get warned for that, sorry
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#29
Dude, people sell their virginity on ebay.... no more standign on curbs eh?
There is no way that guitar is original....and if it is, damn you!
#30
i tried to put a pic but it didnt work
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some guy today was all like, " ahah dude likez OMG you wanna see ma HUGE SAUSAGGE??? likez ZOMG its tEH biggest EVER! " And i was all like, no dude show me your DICK
#31
lol thats scary.............. my friend bought a xbox off ebay for 2 bucks lol, and it came in and he got a a xbox box, but instead inside was a goodass poster-like quality picture of a xbox saying, " XBOX new generation of gaming " and one of the others "Order now" something like that but that brought me down my knees and started laughing and crying the sametime.....

you got pwned.
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#34
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oo in ur freakin faces i got it in and took it to guitar center and they said it was real

I was told at Guitar Center that a BC Rich was better than a Gibson Les Paul

Pwnt.
Dickless.
#35
Ha. You're just a troll looking for attention. There is no way that you got a real Gibson from China. Especially for $5.

If you really need attention so horribly that you have to make a stupid ass story like this up, I pity you.
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#36
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i tried to put a pic but it didnt work

What, you buy your cameras from china too?
The real question is did the guitar bring honor and exelent chinese art pretty to your family for generation?
#37
^He doesn't even have it. It's just some stupid troll trying to get attention. If he actually had it and truly believed it was a real Gibson, he would have posted pics.
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