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#1
...Yeah. I was browsing through Steve Vai's news page and there's quite a lengthy comment of his telling us fans of his recent trip to Russia and Eastern Europe. Anyway,he says how it was such a difficult task to stay awake for almost 3 days at a time and be on the go,doing clinics and seminars adn what not.
Now,for the point of this thread. He says that even through all of this "I did manage to make it to the Gym once though". So this got me thinking,who is the stongest so called "shredder"(Ok time for a new name for them,I'm sick of that word). And/or who do you think is the fittest? Who would "whoop one's bottom" in a brawl?

Screw it,at least its original and different from our usual "fastest" or "such and such are good,aren't they?" threads! Post away
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#5
Probably Wylde, but Petrucci's gotten pretty buff lately as well.
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#7
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Yeah, but Wylde is the king of brawls.

I wonder, if any of them does any martial art...?

Guthrie stikes me as that kind of guy
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#8
I think Satch secretly is like a freekin, Win Chun master.....

But Wylde looks like he's used to bar brawls and stuff so he'd probs waste a few, also Alexi Laiho and Kristian Ranta look like pretty angry mother****ers who'd kick your ass if you looked at them funny.
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#9
I suppose,but they're more metal. I'm talking (Fucking hell...again!) "Shredders".
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#10
I see...hmm....I'm kinda inclined to think that Marty Friedman and Paul Gilbert who spend alot of time in Japan and stuff are probably doing some kind of japanese martial art....

Also Petrucci looks like he's a bit built so I reckon he could kick some ass aswell.
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#11
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Shred is gay? You're in The Shred Forum, so I assume that you like gay porn then.
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#13
Quote by Matt_Malmsteen
I think Satch secretly is like a freekin, Win Chun master.....

But Wylde looks like he's used to bar brawls and stuff so he'd probs waste a few, also Alexi Laiho and Kristian Ranta look like pretty angry mother****ers who'd kick your ass if you looked at them funny.


Haha Alexi Laiho! He would even get his ass kicked by The Great Kat!
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#14
^^But he looks really pissed off....which is why i figure he'd probs snap and kill someone rather than be all out aggresive....like passive aggression....kinda.
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#15
Petrucci has definately been workin on his guns. On tour this year they were massive lol. Wylde is definately pretty hardcore though...if you consider him a shredder. Rusty Cooley looks like he could whoop some ass.
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#16
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Zakk Wylde would probably school each and everyone of them...


Tell that to Batio and George Lynch.
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#17
Rusty's biceps are like my...

I dont have any body parts that big.


Seriously, i'd go for PG. He could strangle someone with each finger his hands are so huge...
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#18
Yeah, he could probably throw the earth out of rotation by flicking his wrist at it.
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#20
^^ last few posts.
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#21
I'd honestly say Gilbert. I mean, yeah, he's scrawny, but the guy is like six foot six, alot of muscle and you'll still look scrawny at that height, plus, he looks like he could keep going for hours, you see vids of him on stage, drenched in sweat and showing no signs of wanting time out.
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#22
Zakk Wylde would be pretty usefull in a no-holds-barred kind of fight but i reckon Satch would beat them all in a proper martial arts fight or something simmilar.
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#23
zakk wylde bench presses 250 i think.




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#24
Like I said, Lynch could probably kick most shredders' asses. The guy is muscular like you wouldn't believe.
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