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Post your favorite quote. It can be from a song, or from some figure in history, or some Mitch Hedberg joke. Whatever you want, please post
"you don't play beat the sh*t out of them"

-Eric Cartmen
UG Irish Clan: Póg mo thóin

Pm me and I'll give you a link to God's forum! It still needs mods

62% of teens smoke pot, put this in your profile if you like lesbians

'The greatest good that man can do can never be done, for it is to not be and never to have been'
"Though the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea." -Robert Plant

And the quotes on my sig of course.
Ohhh...My head hurts...

Quote by Inahrima
^ have i told you i keep misreading your title as UG's biggest bad greek?
"dammit tolken your black you can play the bass" cartman

"porn is like someone describing a beethoven symphony and humming a few bars" - i dont know who
My personal favorite is the Tom Morello quote about good songs and great songs, but I don't remember it word for word.

But being an aspiring music industry major, I like this one by Hunter S. Thompson:
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
Quote by ¡Blah!
...I usually don't go crazy for hardcore bands (except As I Lay Dying)...

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"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortuous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistant that we call it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel." - Thomas Paine
*Two Things To Remember*
1.) You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter

2.) A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
"...And if you take flight, thiver I will surely persue"-Alexander the Great in a letter to Darius
Dead soldier! Go now to Valhalla!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die (on women) - Jens Ludwig
Quote by Vindication
sorry, but were you born a dumbass or did your mom n' dad take turns bashing your head with cinderblocks?

Quote by Gemini
You know that if you image search "pitbulls humping", all that comes up is a myspace a guy made for their dog?

I didn't actually..
"Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"
Matt Frewer

Nothing beats a good humorous quote
Quote by StaggHound
That's the problem with kids today. No upper body strength.
Back in my day, when you smashed a guitar, it stayed smashed.

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The one and only member of the Cunning Pike Club.
"black metal is better for driving. death metal is better for killing people." -jeff crag (local hero)
Quote by ¡Blah!
...I usually don't go crazy for hardcore bands (except As I Lay Dying)...

I book bands in Harrisonburg VA
"The problem with America is stupidity. Now I'm not saying we should have capital punishment for being stupid, but maybe we should just take all the warning labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself." - Unknown

"You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is foreva." - Ron White
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"Time is not made of lines silly. It's made of circles that is why clocks are round." Caboose off Red vs Blue.
"We cut the corners" My friends dads square pizza shop. I love funny quotes.
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i got more of a series of quotes.

"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance."
- Plato (427-347 B.C.)

"Plato was a bore."
- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
- Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy."
- Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)

"Hemingway was a jerk."
- Harold Robbins
GAS List:
Quote by Cal UK
"Time is not made of lines silly. It's made of circles that is why clocks are round." Caboose off Red vs Blue.
"We cut the corners" My friends dads square pizza shop. I love funny quotes.

The first one is so damn good, It gets a place in my beloved sig.

"i like your Christ, but i do not like your Christians. They are not like your Christ."



"The victor will never be asked if He told the truth..."

~Adolf Hitler
music and soul of love and hope and light manifesting in our minds, trapping whats left of us in our hearts.
where theres nowhere to go.

Quote by I_Pwn
Ostin, you are the pwnzorz and my new hero for that flame.

and this is a guy who's name is "i pwn"
"If you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit." since noone put a mitch hedburg joke i had to.
Quote by darkstar2466
Who is responsible for bring back a thread from Two Thousand motherfucking Six?

*holds a paddle in hand, ready for whacking*
"And when he gets to the gates
to St. Peter he will say
Another Soldier reporting sir
I've served my time in hell"
- Dwight D. Eisenhower (just before D-Day landings)

"Keep your heads up men
They couldn't hit an elephant from this Dis..."
- Some Confederacy general speaking about the Union riflemen during the US civil war
he was shot in the throat by a sniper with a kentuckey long rifle
"the best of friends are those who you can sit on a porch swing with for hours, not say a single word, and feel like youve just had the best conversation of your life"

Quote by mr. cool
popapez fucking knows every thing from how to touch a girl right to how to speak spanish
Quote by Smokey Amp
Popapez can shred0rz the acoustic guitar
Quote by search49
In the Pit, generally only the things that popapez said were worthwhile. You're a goddess, darling.
theres a great mitch hedburg one (this is paraphrased)

I love escalators, they never break down. If the break down they just become stairs. (tlkaing about a sign for this) "The escalator is broken, sorry for the convenience"

and the one in my sig
"No one ? and I repeat, no one ? has ever died for a flag. See, a flag ... is just a piece of cloth. They may have died for freedom, which is also the freedom to burn the f*ckin' flag, see. That's freedom." - Bill Hicks
"I'm just waiting for a chance to drop my jedi knickers and pull out me real lightsaber."

- Sir Alec Guiness (why the **** do they say "knickers"?)
PM me with talkbox questions.

A study shows that 92% of all teenagers have moved on to rap music. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8% who stayed with the real music
"Losing all hope is freedom." - Chuck Palahniuk
Quote by crazynickman
Dont be sad roo, you pwned him!
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Also, pretty much anything Hunter S. THompson has ever said. Same thing with Frederich Neitzche.
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(I wasn't cool enough for a name)
Quote by RHCP94
Pfft, we all know Yakult isn't a person.
i have two of them:
1) When scientists find the center of universe, some people will be surprised its not them
2) When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and tell him to bring you the lemonade!
"I have dreamed a dream but now that dream has gone from me" Morphies

Quote by happytimeharry
This is why I'm proud to be an American. Keep your free health care. We get free boxes...

Quickstrike of the Predacons Beast Wars Club
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Bass Militia's Resident Viking PM jazz_rock_feel
"I live, breathe, and SH** guitar"-Zakk Wylde
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
war does not determine who is right, it determines who is left

- unknown
''i used to have superpowers but then my therapist took them from me'' - some guy's sig
I have a good few, but a few are

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for what I'm not" Kurt Cobain

"Think you're a little bit closer to changing me? You're never winning me over, you're wasting time" Disturbed- Bound

and since I saw a Red Vs. Blue, I have to share this.

Simmons- SARGE!! You're alive!! We thought you were dead!!!

Sarge- Nonsense poopypants! I was merely napping.

Simmons- But we poured concrete over the grave, just in case you became a zombie!

Sarge- Yes, but you made one mistake.... you left me my spoon....

Grif- NO!

Sarge- THAT'S RIGHT!! I ate my way out! the earth was like a soft butterscotch brownie to me....

My god, RvB is the greatest web series ever.....
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Man With Hole in pocket feel cocky all day- Chinese Proverb

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