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#1
So what do you guys enjoy to to laugh a bit, be it funny lyrics or funny styles?
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#2
Gwar!
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Gwar is a joke but I don't find them to be metal.



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#5
Gwar, and oddly enough, Opeth.

Why? Because the vocals scare the shit out of little kids.
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#7
lol anything i can scream to because i laugh so hard when my parents yell at me thinking im possessed...i bet the laughing makes me look more possessed :-P
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#8
Gwar's music and gimmick is both gay and ****ty. But it's funny to watch those old losers making an ass out of theirselves. Same thing with Slapdknut and other bands that wear ****ty costumes. Buckethead ain't included in that cause his is just a KFC Bucket and a plain white mask to hide his identity there's nothing real bad about that, although it's the same thing but it's not a whole band dressed like ****ed up humanoid aliens .
#9
Strapping Young Lad has some funny stuff.......and gore metal lyrics are pretty hilarious to read.
#10
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Strapping Young Lad has some funny stuff.......and gore metal lyrics are pretty hilarious to read.


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#11
Manowar!
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Oh, and Cliff_Hetfield, Gwar are a joke! It's supposed to be gimmicky and ****ty. I mean, their name is an acronym for God What an Awful Racket.
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#14
I think its funny how Chris Barnes from Six Feet Under says, "We're rising from the grave-We are rising insane-I want to eat your brain-we are rising from the grave." LOL gets me everytime..

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^Lol...


Cheese, to THE MAX!!!

The singer is hilarious...

Edit: You can see his balls...
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Yup, first thing that crossed my mind when I saw this thread. Favourite track title would have to be 'Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay' .

Also, gore metal. In particular, Gorerotted; 'Fuck your arse with broken glass'. Also: 'Can't Fit Her Limbs in the Fridge' .
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Cheese, to THE MAX!!!

The singer is hilarious...

Edit: You can see his balls...



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^Gotta love the song titles.

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That was gayer than Richard Simmons and Elton John screwing seven dwarves. Honestly.
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#27
"Anyone who likes Dillinger Escape Plan is a faggot" with Anal ****. I dont really know the title of the song but I think its something like that...
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#30
It has just got to be Manowar!
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^Gotta love the song titles.



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#33
I used to think anal cvnt's song titles where funny.... Then they realesed "I'm glad that ****er from nasum is dead"
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#34
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Gwar, and oddly enough, Opeth.

Why? Because the vocals scare the shit out of little kids.


Yeah It's great. I was playing Ghost Of Perdition and my little brother said "It sounds like a monster!" and he ran out of the room. Funny metal = Manowar. Power Metal is cheese, but manowar is like french cheese...like Gouda or something
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#36
dragonforce cracks me up because they are so cheesy. all death metal lyrics are hilarious
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#37
I like Impaled Northern Moonforest.

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I like Impaled Northern Moonforest.

Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim and Frostbitten Necrobobsledders ftw


I also like Northern Frostbitten Moontyrant.
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#39
Blind Guardian. may as well be power metal.

after seeing the "10 worst black metal pics" all those bands seem kind of cheesy and funny

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#40
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