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any1 help me pls cuz once i was the best guitarist in our class but an idiot came over to take my crown! and i want my crown back! any ug friends have good suggestions?
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#4
Depends what she's into I suppose, but an acoustic guitar+vocals is probably the way to go.
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#8
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#9
Entrails ripped from a virgins cnut - Cannibal Corpse.

Works like a charm.
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#10
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fucking love your quote on the sig hahah

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#11
Canniball Corpse songs are the best way to grab a girl's intention.
#12
Oh yes, of course. Because musicianship is a challenge. It would be stupid just to respect the other guitarist who has blatantly worked harder than you

If you need to play guitar to pick up a girl, and I'm guessing you mean an actual person and not just some stupid whore, then you really are an idiot.
#14
Just play Everlong and sing at the same time. Little do they know its about not wanting to ejaculate....
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#15
Die die my darling by Metallica, maybe?
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#21
Play their favourite song (well).

And remember, it's you that needs to impress, not the song, so if you're short, fat and full of acne and disease, they won't really care if you can play a song brilliantly...
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#22
Good Riddance - Green Day. A group of girls at our school actually went around asking all the guitarists in the year if they would play it at the leaver's assembly. It's also easy to play, you can sing at the same time if you want and, providing this girl doesn't know the song well already, it almost sounds romantic.
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#23
try nothing else matters.
But I dont know, what does she listen to? Today I impressed a girl by playing the first solo in Master of Puppets (not that I wanted to impress anyone), but I know a lot of people who would be impressed if I played Smells like teen spirit or some classical guitar. Sorry, it depends on the person. But if you want to impress then play some nice Satriani sweep solos. Those can get quite impressive (too bad a vast majority of us cant even touch those)
#24
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Die die my darling by Metallica, maybe?

Ugh! How many of you ignorant twats don't realise that it's by the MISFITS!! Metallica covered it.
#25
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try nothing else matters.
But I dont know, what does she listen to? Today I impressed a girl by playing the first solo in Master of Puppets (not that I wanted to impress anyone), but I know a lot of people who would be impressed if I played Smells like teen spirit or some classical guitar. Sorry, it depends on the person. But if you want to impress then play some nice Satriani sweep solos. Those can get quite impressive (too bad a vast majority of us cant even touch those)


I know a lot of non-musicians who would be impressed if you played Smells Like Teen Spirit ON a classical guitar.
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#26
whole lotta love-led zeppelin got stuff about back dorring chicks ... they love that kinda stuff...right? jokes
#27
King Crimson - Moonchild. But cut out the free form jamming crap.
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#28
not the same one that you impressed the last girl with for a start...
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#29
Anything with her name in it is a sure fire winner. Also, I played "Dream a little dream" by the Mommas and Pappas(Covered by the Beautiful South)at a party. The girls there loved it, it's a nice chord progression and if you can sing along then even better. Blackbird also makes you sound better than you are and sounds very warm and rich on an acoustic. One last Breath by Creed is also a good song to impress the person you're playing to.

Good luck.

Edit: McFly songs also work =p e.g "All About You", very romantic like. Not difficult to learn either.

Edit II: If all else fails, just play the Lizzie McGuire theme song and say "That's my momma!".
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#31
Most girls probably wont understand a good song if it hits them in the face and they're gonna be concentrated on the hot guy in the corner playing greenday.

If they do they probably wont care because chances are they arent retards, and they arent impressed by some dick with a guitar playng their favourite song.
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Edit II: If all else fails, just play the Lizzie McGuire theme song and say "That's my momma!".


You could play anything and do that... you'd get a laugh or 2 at least.

Everyone would get into Johnny Be. Goode.
#35
play a song and sing it at the same time. that should work.
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#36
The Ballad of Chasey Lane - Bloodhound Gang

But you have to sing it as well.

The chicks will LOVE you!


Either that or you could play some beautiful soft progressive rock tune.
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#37
any dragon force solo should do it
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#38
Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence-Dream Theater...
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#39
Seriously Green Eyes by Coldplay should work awesome. (better if she actually has green eyes, or just change the lyrics to whatever colored eyes she has)

Or elz any Coldplay song should do.
Cannibal Corps works awesome too. Play some Mayhem next and she should be all over you!
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