#1
well this goes out to all the boys who cant get action im still workin on it though cause i wrote it in like 10 minutes

jesus christ man i need to get laid

you say you arnt ready
you say it isnt right
but i wanna **** you already
so it will be alright

jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid
jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid ya laid
o jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid

you say your there for me
but i dont give a ****
all i want is to get in your pants
and you to suck my dick bitch

jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid
jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid ya laid
o jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid

well now im getting lonly
but your still right here
sittin right next to me
with armoured underwear

jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid
jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid ya laid
o jesus ****ing christ i wanna get laid

now im ****ing desprite
im jackin every night
i need to get some lovin
or im going to ****in die

so for all you ladies out there
do a favor for your man
stop saving yourself for mairage
and **** em with a friend
#2
that was touching =\

now im ****ing desprite
im jackin every night
i need to get some lovin
or im going to ****in die


lmao
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#3
You make me cry.

Action isn't hard to get...it all depends on how low you'll go...

Or you could try finding a girl you actually like as a person instead of looking for sex constantly...
#4
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Or you could try finding a girl you actually like as a person instead of looking for sex constantly...

Then you wouldnt have balls
#5
Eughh.
i have male friends, so i get ur point, but i agree with jamminbass.And im sure he has balls.
And you will never get laid with that attitude anyways.....
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#7
It's not that bad. I've been in that state of mind a few times. But it's usually for less than five minutes and in a very...otherwise heated situation in which you are in fact not being controlled by your mind but in fact your testicles. As an actual song it would suck...balls, ahaha....but if it's just to vent then w/e.
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#8
if your looking for the sympathy vote, yo got it, you sexually frustrated ****er. (haha- accidental irony)

maybe we all have the same problems, but we dont advertise them

as for the song, if you take out the profane and blasphemous bits, there isnt that much to crit.

maybe you should get out, instead of staying at home and writing songs about how you dont.
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#9
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That will be a Rock anthem and a half...

You see... i don't know why people post this stuff... they know they'll get a mixed reaction...

That is comedy stuff... that isn't even Funny...

I mean... is it just me, or does excessive swearing actually detract from songs.

Does this guy not realise that most women don't get pleasure from being rammed up the ... you get the idea

If you're going to write a comedy song... write something funny... if you're going to write a serious song, write it about something people can take seriously.

Like So... I wrote this song while at a Birthday Party last year

Girl and Boy are making out behind the Couch
Oh what a site to see
There's spit going everywhere and there's moan of delight
I'm think I'm going to be sick
She moans out loud and he quiets her down
But we already heard it
They're so unsociable, it ain't funny
So we cry, we cry we cry....

Stop making out

and so on it went...

each verse degenerating more and more into sexual innuendo and each chorus more people joined in.

So... that's how you write funny songs... if it is indeed supposed to be a funny song, with other people around who can relate to the situation...
If it is supposed to be serious... go get a life
#11
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Seven people have commented on this? I assumed this was just some sort of joke thread to clog up the forum.


word. :-|
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Wait..if someone owns a dog that does that..WTF
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#12
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Seven people have commented on this? I assumed this was just some sort of joke thread to clog up the forum.


So did I.
#13
omg why do you all comment the ****, when my hard work gets bumped into the back of the subforum
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#14
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omg why do you all comment the ****, when my hard work gets bumped into the back of the subforum


dude, half of my work doesn't even get one comment but i'm not complaining.
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Whoa I just had a revelation: What if god is a dog?A big white fluffy dog that drools a lot and pees on random people and humps strangers' legs?
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Wait..if someone owns a dog that does that..WTF
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Than...they own god! That's it. I'm getting a dog.
#16
dude thats actaully pretty funny in a way....
But ive got a dry sense of humour...

damnit people this has got to a joke, quit taking things so seriously...
#18
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dude thats actaully pretty funny in a way....
But ive got a dry sense of humour...

damnit people this has got to a joke, quit taking things so seriously...


Agreed.

I mean, there's no way you thought this was serious.

Personally, I think you're retarded, but it's still hilarious. That stanza about jacking off and then "I need to get some lovin or I'm gonna ****IN DIE!"

HAHAHAHA

I'm not going to lie, I laughed.
#19
OH MY GOD! I laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHA
If you're serious you're pathetic beyond redeem... Otherwise... hahah nice gag.