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#1
Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house and we started talking about random stuff. She brought up guys looking at girls. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. We must be really wierd cuz there was a long silence while we tried to figure it out.lol (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes). Well, we never thought of a good answer. We asked one of the guys on the cheerleading squad and he said he wouldn't know(we forgot that he's gay) . Well, yeah, what do guys think in their minds when they see a hot girl. Is it like, "she's hot" or do they even think at all, are they just staring blankly? I know it sounds like a dumb question.....but we feel dumb not knowing. lol
#2
i wanna **** that chick, and then we fantasize of all the dirty positions..........omg wtf do you think?
#3
you are blonde. you asked a male cheerleader what he thinks about girls. when we do see a hot girl it's basically what megadave_49 said.
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#4
were not staring... were investigating. were looking for any flaws... and if we dont find any, then we imagine all the sick sexual stuff


"Damn, i'd take a dump on her chest"
#5
The dude's on the cheerleading squad?......Whaaaa???
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#6
Quote by megadave_49
i wanna **** that chick, and then we fantasize of all the dirty positions..........omg wtf do you think?


lol this guys joking incase your THAT blonde..

no, wen i see a hot girl or whatever, im jus like...f*ck, she's hot, i wanna talk to her/go out with her/get some head from her..usually only one of those tho

it depends on the girl tho

im a skate/snoboarder/athlete kindof guy if that helps you know where im comin from
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#7
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lol this guys joking incase your THAT blonde..

no, wen i see a hot girl or whatever, im jus like...f*ck, she's hot, i wanna talk to her/go out with her/get some head from her..usually only one of those tho

it depends on the girl tho

im a skate/snoboarder/athlete kindof guy if that helps you know where im comin from

he was joking? oops. disregard my post then.
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#8
give her the once over then start thinking about how I could possibly nail her, or take a dump on her chest, as someone previously mentioned.
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?
#9
thinking of the ways we'd bang em
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#10
guys look at girls and let their hormones do the thinking.
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#15
Yeah, we just briefly desperately wish we could bang her. Then we realize we don't know her and it'll never happen, and promptly forget about it.

Or at least, that's what I think
#16
Quote by atm_sk8er
lol this guys joking incase your THAT blonde..

no, wen i see a hot girl or whatever, im jus like...f*ck, she's hot, i wanna talk to her/go out with her/get some head from her..usually only one of those tho

it depends on the girl tho

im a skate/snoboarder/athlete kindof guy if that helps you know where im comin from


i dont think that guys joking... thats pretty much what we all think
#17
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I we were wonder what guys think...
oh god.... youre good for alliterations, but not much else...
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#20
I don't know, i keep thinking what I was thinking, it's more of a reflex. It's like asking "what goes through your mind when you blink your eyes?" You just blink. I just stare, i perform an auto scan, and about a minute later i go "****, she's hot!"
#21
woh, ****

dude Bam bam all night

wow
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#22
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oh god.... youre good for alliterations, but not much else...


Thinking that virtually everything I read by popapez cracks me up. Plus she's hott.
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#23
well.. we dont do the thinking when we check them out.. our penis does.
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#24
I hope you reasise these are the opinions of pre-pubescant testosterone filled boys.

When you grow up the first thing you notice about a girl isn't what sexual position she'd fit best in... Grow up.
Personally I don't really think anything sexual, I just think "thats an attractive girl"... sex is never really the first thing that pops into my head. And in case you are wondering, the first thing I look at is the face... some of you might find this concept hard to grasp.
#25
I don't know which is more disgustingly obvious, what straight guys think about when they see a hot girl, or that a guy on a cheerleading squad would be gay.

edit - ^Wait, no, it's definitely more obvious that this guy's gay.
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#26
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well.. we dont do the thinking when we check them out.. our penis does.


lol
true true
Call me Sean
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He's just trying to protect our innocence.


Yes i am
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Last edited by Guitarplaya27 at Jun 14, 2006,
#27
Quote by Tom Martin
I hope you reasise these are the opinions of pre-pubescant testosterone filled boys.

When you grow up the first thing you notice about a girl isn't what sexual position she'd fit best in... Grow up.
Personally I don't really think anything sexual, I just think "thats an attractive girl"... sex is never really the first thing that pops into my head. And in case you are wondering, the first thing I look at is the face... some of you might find this concept hard to grasp.

the feminazis already got to this guy.
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

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#28
Quote by Tom Martin
I hope you reasise these are the opinions of pre-pubescant testosterone filled boys.

When you grow up the first thing you notice about a girl isn't what sexual position she'd fit best in... Grow up.
Personally I don't really think anything sexual, I just think "thats an attractive girl"... sex is never really the first thing that pops into my head. And in case you are wondering, the first thing I look at is the face... some of you might find this concept hard to grasp.


youre a dick...
#30
Quote by genocidal
I don't know which is more disgustingly obvious, what straight guys think about when they see a hot girl, or that a guy on a cheerleading squad would be gay.

edit - ^Wait, no, it's definitely more obvious that this guy's gay.



Yeah, agreed.
#32
Quote by xrawrockkillsx
youre a dick...

No, he obviously doesn't HAVE a dick.
I'm a person.
#33
Quote by Tom Martin
I hope you reasise these are the opinions of pre-pubescant testosterone filled boys.

When you grow up the first thing you notice about a girl isn't what sexual position she'd fit best in... Grow up.
Personally I don't really think anything sexual, I just think "thats an attractive girl"... sex is never really the first thing that pops into my head. And in case you are wondering, the first thing I look at is the face... some of you might find this concept hard to grasp.



haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dude stop trying to be the sensitive guy, we all know you just wanna ride
#34
Quote by Tom Martin
I hope you reasise these are the opinions of pre-pubescant testosterone filled boys.

When you grow up the first thing you notice about a girl isn't what sexual position she'd fit best in... Grow up.
Personally I don't really think anything sexual, I just think "thats an attractive girl"... sex is never really the first thing that pops into my head. And in case you are wondering, the first thing I look at is the face... some of you might find this concept hard to grasp.

hmm hope i don't turn out like u when i 'grow up', im 20 and banging her is still the first thing that pops into my head, unless i get to know her and find out shes cool and stuff, then it turns to relationship ****.
School children washing cars for charity, is there anything more arousing?
#35
Quote by Hotpunksk8rgirl
Hey y'all!!! Me and my friend were over at her house and we started talking about random stuff. She brought up guys looking at girls. I we were wonder what guys think when they see a hot girl at the mall or whatever walk by. We must be really wierd cuz there was a long silence while we tried to figure it out.lol (We're both pretty as y'all would say "blonde" sometimes). Well, we never thought of a good answer. We asked one of the guys on the cheerleading squad and he said he wouldn't know(we forgot that he's gay) . Well, yeah, what do guys think in their minds when they see a hot girl. Is it like, "she's hot" or do they even think at all, are they just staring blankly? I know it sounds like a dumb question.....but we feel dumb not knowing. lol



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#36
Pretty girl.

Not much to it.
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#38
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Please stop saying "ya'll", you sound even more stupid.


She's from Texas - I assume that's how Texans speak.

And that's ''y'all''.
#39
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Please stop saying "ya'll", you sound even more stupid.


she's texan... calm down.
althought im texan also and ive never said ya'll
( what a useless post on my part)
#40
Wait let me get this straight... I point out the fact that sex isn't on my mind 24 hours a day and all of a sudden I'm gay. Nice work einstein.
I suppose you probably think I'm gay because I don't look at porn too?

Or maybe its because instead of actually fantasing about having sex I actually get out there and do it? Whoa... that too much to handle? I could easily live without sex. All you guys who just think with your penises really need to realise how pathetic you are. There is more to life than sex.

Think I'm gay? Fine... do I care? No. And you probably don't care I think you're pathetic for seeing girls as sex on legs. You guys should actually read some of these things you've posted, they're obscene.