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#241
Quote by Vercingetorix
Now I'm curious as to what girls think when they stare at you. *strokes beard*


Usually "Nice hair/clothes/car, trying to compensate?"

Or (assuming he's hot) "Yeah, i'd do him"

Or (assuming he's ugly) "Sweet mother of Jesus, who let you out?"
#242
Quote by hollywoodfallen


Or (assuming he's ugly) "Sweet mother of Jesus, who let you out?"



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I agree, i always help people up. At the last show we all protected this little kid who was tying his shoe in the middle of the pit.


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#244
Wtf?^
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#245
Quote by hollywoodfallen
I'm sure you're not that bad hunni.


who are you to judge? . oh, that was only an opinion : my bad.
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#246
lol i dont care what you say. You have to give the girl credit. Only she could make a thread and get this many posts regarding complete crap
#247
Quote by yawn
Yeah, we just briefly desperately wish we could bang her. Then we realize we don't know her and it'll never happen, and promptly forget about it.

Or at least, that's what I think



Yeah that's pretty much the same with me
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#248
Your vision usually starts somwhere applealing, face, big boobs, mini exposed legs, something like that, then you move you way somewhere else, and checks out all of them, if all check out, your like... jesus ****ing christ that girl is hot, and if ur with your buddy ull say it. Then u fantasize about ****ing her for about 10 seconds max, then u forget about it.
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#249
D-D-D-D-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAMN!!! In my finest gentleman/gangsta' voice.
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BassyJoey has a sweet toosh!
#250
Quote by BassyJoey
D-D-D-D-DA-DA-DA-DAAAAAAMN!!! In my finest gentleman/gangsta' voice.


you sound like a kid though .
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#251
Just sticking up for guys on a cheerleading squad for a second...
They don't HAVE to be gay if theyre cheering, I mean, i imagine that some of em are just in it for the view.
As for the what guys are thinking...here are your choices.

A. I wanna bang that( Or some variation of this phrase).
B. Wow, I wonder if that big guy next to her is her boyfriend
C. That's my ex...
D. Hey, she reminds of my mom!

Which do YOU think?
#252
Quote by Hotpunksk8rgirl
We asked one of the guys on the cheerleading squad and he said he wouldn't know(we forgot that he's gay)

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#253
eh im just like damn shes hott. plus the damn i'd tear that **** apart haha
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#255
^That has nothing to do w/ this thread.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#256
Quote by cheekynibbler
lol i dont care what you say. You have to give the girl credit. Only she could make a thread and get this many posts regarding complete crap

It isn't really a crap post. She wants to know what we think. Practically the same as us wanting to know what girls think. It's a good question for a thread, b/c people will have different answers. (Some flame the thread starter, some just want to bang chicks, and others, like me, are more tame.)
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#257
Quote by yawn
Yeah, we just briefly desperately wish we could bang her. Then we realize we don't know her and it'll never happen, and promptly forget about it.

Or at least, that's what I think


Practically the same thing for me, except when I saw a pic of Hotpunksk8rgirl supposedly I couldn't get her out of my mind. Extremely beautiful. A total princess. An angel. Falled down from heaven. Supposedly.
#258
Quote by Led_Zeppelin992
Practically the same thing for me, except when I saw a pic of Hotpunksk8rgirl supposedly I couldn't get her out of my mind. Extremely beautiful. A total princess. An angel. Falled down from heaven. Supposedly.

didnt you go on and on about how "beautiful" she was in the Presidential Buttsecks thread?



someones a little desperate...
#259
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#262
Quote by HelpImARock
Damn, look at them titties!


I find that happening frequently.


What. A. ****ing. Faggot.

Man right after I finish having sex, the first thing I think about is the next time I'm gonna have sex. If sex didn't exist, all guys would have trouble finding a reason to get up in the morning.

You don't look at porn? You don't think about sex 24/7? Your against objectifying women? None of that makes you gay. I don't think your gay buddy, I think your a ****ing WOMAN.

Seriously grow some damn balls.



hahahaha Yaaay, seconded
#263
"i wanna beer and i wanna see that chick naked."
Quote by asfastasdark
+1. This man knows his ****.


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#264
AHhh...I remember being 14 years old. The raging hormones...the instant attraction to any female who can walk, the indimidation, the awkward silences...yes.

Don't ask what guys are thinking...ask "If all guys thought the same way all the time, would I want to know, and would knowing change anything?"
#266
Well, I'm thinking about how dumb the guy in my sig is, who actually believed me when I told him I was hotpunksk8rgirl. What a rube.
#267
I'm thinking "please stop reviving this thread."
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#268
I'm thinking I love this thread so I'll revive it as I damn well please. By the way, nice avatar.
#269
Uh. Thanks i guess.
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#270
Whenever I see a hot girl, I wonder if they can feel. I hope nobody runs with this...
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#271
most normal, average guys think about sex alot. if you dont your either smarter or gay
#273
Quote by evh77
most normal, average guys think about sex alot. if you dont your either smarter or gay


Sure I do, but I don't let it control me. I guess I am smarter lol.
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#274
there goes Hotpunksk8rgirl again... ^^
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#275
Quote by Tom Martin
I hope you reasise these are the opinions of pre-pubescant testosterone filled boys.

When you grow up the first thing you notice about a girl isn't what sexual position she'd fit best in... Grow up.
Personally I don't really think anything sexual, I just think "thats an attractive girl"... sex is never really the first thing that pops into my head. And in case you are wondering, the first thing I look at is the face... some of you might find this concept hard to grasp.


diddo ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

and I'm only 16.
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#276
well what do you think when you hear your favorite song? Its more of just a "god damn" type of thing...
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Worth listening to
#277
Quote by Inimical
"I'd take a dump on her chest."

I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#278
Quote by monkeyman4jesus
diddo ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

and I'm only 16.



It's ditto.

And i'm only 14.
#279
Quote by Tom Martin

I hope you reasise these are the opinions of pre-pubescant testosterone filled boys.

When you grow up the first thing you notice about a girl isn't what sexual position she'd fit best in... Grow up.
Personally I don't really think anything sexual, I just think "thats an attractive girl"... sex is never really the first thing that pops into my head. And in case you are wondering, the first thing I look at is the face... some of you might find this concept hard to grasp.
Ditto! x34916965!!
#280
Quote by BaD_HoRsIe
Yeah that's pretty much the same with me



Yup same the disappointment after the o.3 seconds of thinking Buttsecks
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