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#1
put down yur favorite movie lines like int he godfather or anyother movie
Genarals gather in there masses . Just like witches at black masses - Black Sabbath , War pigs
#2
hey napoleon give me some of your tots is the worst

i like:

"Party on, Wayne." "Party on, Garth."
"You Have Bled for Wallace!"
"Get off my pooch, white trash"
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#3
"I did not suh"
-To Kill a Mockingbird, when Tom is in court.
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#4
This thread had been done before.

But mine's probably on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when Silent Bob is trying to tell Jay that the monkey is going to hollywood andthen he starts shouting 'IT'S ON THE BACK OF THE ****ING CAR! IT SAYS GOING TO HOLLYWOOD'

funny
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#6
"found in 1904 by the germans, they named it... San Diago, which, in german of course, means 'a whale's vagina."
#7
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#8
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This thread had been done before.

But mine's probably on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back when Silent Bob is trying to tell Jay that the monkey is going to hollywood andthen he starts shouting 'IT'S ON THE BACK OF THE ****ING CAR! IT SAYS GOING TO HOLLYWOOD'

funny

that movie rocks.

"would you **** a sheep?"
"what is your damage, little boy?"
"so if you were a sheep, you'd **** another sheep?"
"yeah..."
"YO, THIS **** AIN'T ONE OF US!! HE SAID HE'D **** A SHEEP???"

and when the newsreporter was reading the message Jay wrote and cut out 70% of the content.
#9
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#10
sry i offend ppl
geeezzz
Genarals gather in there masses . Just like witches at black masses - Black Sabbath , War pigs
#12
Ah, anchorman. Good call chocolatguitar, but the best line in that film is

" You have a MASSIVE erection."
#13
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog ****. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What's your excuse?
Private Cowboy: Sir, excuse for what, sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm asking the ****ing questions here private. Do you understand?
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well thank you very much, can I be in charge for a while?
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes, sir.

in fact there are just so many from that movie... all of the from Gunnery Sergeant Hartmen

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#14
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#15
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Ah, anchorman. Good call chocolatguitar, but the best line in that film is

" You have a MASSIVE erection."



where did you get that line....th....the toilet...store?
#16
Ezekiel 25:17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengance upon thee!


Yeah that's all the top of my head.
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#17
Quote by chocolatguitar
"found in 1904 by the germans, they named it... San Diago, which, in german of course, means 'a whale's vagina."
haha Anything from Anchorman is amazing.

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Both from Fight Club. I'd have put more, but I couldn't find the ones I wanted.

Edit: How could I forget Shaun of the Dead??!

David: Are you ashamed of your mum, Shaun?
Shaun: No! I love my mum!
Ed: I love his mum, too.
Shaun: Ed.
Ed: She's like butter...
Shaun: Ed!


Shaun: Did you know that on several occasion... he touched me?
[long pause as Barbara turns to glare at Shaun]
Shaun: That wasn't true. Made it up, shouldn't have, sorry.

haha
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#18
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where did you get that line....th....the toilet...store?



that movie is awesome

'You've been in 3rd place for 10 yrs'
'Well now you're gonna be in...dead...place!'
Questions of science,
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#19
Quote by chocolatguitar
where did you get that line....th....the toilet...store?


, where is that quote from? My friends say it all the time.
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#20
"oh philip, u pig fu**er!"
"but terrance, why would you call me a pig fu**er"?
"hmmmm, cos u f*** pigs!"
"o yeah!!"

south park or "you lose". team america
#21
"Dude you got a tattoo..."
"Dude so did you..."
"Whats mine say?"
"Sweet, whats mine say?"
"Dude, whats mine say?"
"Sweet, whats mine say?"
"Dude, whats mine say?"

oooor

"aaaaaaand deeeeeeeeen?"
#22
Quote by monkey_dancer
Ah, anchorman. Good call chocolatguitar, but the best line in that film is

" You have a MASSIVE erection."


"i love lamp"

"look at that beautiful rainbow" "do me on it"
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#23
another one of my favorites:

"great look. good drummer."
"what happened to him?"
"he died. he died in a bizarre gardening accident some years back."


and

"It was tragic really, he exploded on stage."
"Dozens of people spontenouesly combust every year.. its just not widely reported."


EDIT: ^ do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that?"
"...*looks around.*... I love lamp! I love lamp..."
#24
"What are you...Drunk?"
"Drunk enough to kick your ass!"

Gotta love super troopers
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#25
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Hehe party on sashki!!

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Across the sea (Wow!!!)
Brought us pain (Right in the eye, it was)
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#26
SHUT UP AND DRIVE, BEFORE I KICK YOUR *&^%$(*& TEETH IN!

from Child Play two when Chucky is screaming at the chci to drive the car..lol
#27
"You changed a coke....into....a pepsi."

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#28
"brick, is this a short cut or not?"
"who-o-o k"

simple, but hilarious. its from the anchorman obviously.
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#29
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"You changed a coke....into....a pepsi."




haha nice one


"i want the kangawoo song, i want the kangawoo song..."

or

Billy Madison: [drunk, he sees a fake a penguin] "It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around. I gotta send you back to the South Pole."

i love imdb
#31
From Happy Gilmore:

Shooter: I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast!
Happy: You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?
Shooter: ...no!

Shooter: Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard!
Random guy: Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

From Master of Disguise:

(Pistachio is dressed up as an old lady.)
Pisatchio: Well, guess what, backstreet boy! This is one girl scout who isn't content to be the Malcolm in your middle!

From Billy Madison:

(Billy goes to his teacher's house. He's drunk and sees a imaginary penguin.)
Billy: Oh...I see what's going on here. Proceed...
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#32
OK, this kinda died awhile back, but a funny movie line just popped into my head, well...more the image of it. From The Jerk...
"The new phone books here, the new phone books here".

Funny ass movie
#33
I can't remember what movie this is from but some guy says "I was killing people while you were swimming around in your father's balls!"
#34
"it's been 2 weeks since i killed me a man, and already i'm startin' to get the itch. the problem is, there ain't nothin' to scratch. i'm hungry. hungry for action. hungry for blood. hell, i'm just plain hungry."

-major payne


"say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

-mallrats
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#37
"You're telling me you wrote that this girl was 'hurtin for a squirtin?'"
"Oh yeah, I wrote that, alright."
"So you wrote 'Hoe fo sho?'"
"Yeah, I remember that girl.. she was a ho... fooooo sho."


"The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is that we're both about to die."
#39
"License and registration.... CHICKENF*CKER! BWAGAHH!"
- Farva, Supertroopers

"You know how I know you're gay? You've got a rainbow sticker on your car that says 'I love it when balls are in my face'."
- That guy, 40 Year Old Virgin

+ Pretty much any line from The Blues Brothers
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#40
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERF----R! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf----r. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a b---h?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B---H?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f--k him like a b---h, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f--k him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f----d by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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