#1
starts as a story

this is a tale about a monkey his name we did not know
he would waste his days on the sofa eating junk and smokin skunk
until he turned to music tv
he got the hell of his lazy ass and ran to the guitar shop
a guitar and an amp he took
he played and played and played and then he said

LET THERE BE ROCK N FK'N ROLL

THUS THE SONG BEGINS

hey mr monkey
where are you now
standin in the light
puttin up a fight

hey mr monkey
your in band
fk'n rock n roll
is what they play (solo)

the story part 2:
the monkey was living life to the full
he went under a fake name dick van monk
but what he had not came arcross yet was the hard hitting lows of rock n roll

song:
dick van monk
wher are you now
in alley way
the dealer he will come

you got bag of coke
you got your fk'n hoe
you take it to the bogs
there you will

in just one night
you through it all away
you took to much
and landed on your face

hey mr monkey
where are you now
6 feet under
and no so proud

the stroy 3:
so remember kids its safe to sit on your ass all day and do nothing
because the chances are you will end up 6 feet under
YARRRR I BE A PIRATE


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