I (from a suggestion from my dad) named my Gibson LP "Retirement Fund".
My guitar's name is Martha, the Soul Reaper. If you like at the wood grain pattern on the back, it looks like Martha Stewart.
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Highway One Telecaster (Upgrade)
Laney 30 Watt Combo
Boss ME-50 FX

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Fender mustang named Lydia.
My father named her and she is sweeet!
Schecter C1 Classic
Fender Vintage -57 Ri Stratocaster
Fender Blues JR w/ 12"Cannabis Rex
Mad Professor Sky Blue OD
Wampler Ego Compressor
TC Electronics Stereo Chorus/Flanger
mine's name is renee. its my girlfriend's middle name
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When you crank up the gain to 10 and switch to the lead channel, it actually sounds like you are unjustifiably bombing an innocent foreign land.

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My Ibanez RG1570 is called Aurora. Cos it's blue and sparkly.
Ibanez RG1570
Epiphone Black Beauty
Line 6 Spider II 112
BOSS CS-3 Compression Sustainer
my epi goth lp's name is constantine cause of the gothic roots.
I call mine "that piece of crap."

It's an Aria Strat copy.

I think that speaks for itself.
my SG is Cheryy (cause its cherry red, aduh), i need a new name for my Austin Strat...Tobacco Sunburst, ...what should i call it?

EDIT: i know!, Jenna...or Jenny...or Rocka Rolla.
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Stone Cold Steve Austin!....because it's an Austin strat!

That was a horrible suggestion. Unless you are into wrestling...
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My Jem is named Natalie after the beautiful Natalie Portman, and my Strat is usually referred to as "her".
My name is Tom, feel free to use it.
I called my dk2 Stigma.
Black Jackson Dinky 2
Peavey Envoy 110
and that's it.
lemme see... they both have their name on there somewhere... ok... so this funky ass heavy one is called 'Les Paul'.... this kinda pointy one with ridiculous amounts of metal is 'RG570'... i got em both used... i couldn't change the name...
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My Name is: Tony

My strat's name is Carson Jr.

My Tele's name is AeroPlane 'cause it's an Aerodyne Telecaster, and I like the song.
My stuff
Fender Telecaster Aerodyne Series
Gibson 1980 Les Paul Standard
Fender Standard Strat
Taylor 414-ce
Takamine Acoustic
1938 Gibson Lap Steel (priceless)
Fender Blues Junior
USA Big Muff Pi
Danelectro Fab Overdrive

My band
marhall pack guitar

Cecily-Jess MaryMcMirgian Billy-Bob Brown

its been called that sincelike a year so i like it
my Brian Moore guitar is called "Crimson Blue" i love that name
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to
- Jimi Hendrix

Im tired of following my dreams, im going to ask them where their going and hook up with them later
- Mitch Hedberg
i call mine "'ol sh1tter"
music and soul of love and hope and light manifesting in our minds, trapping whats left of us in our hearts.
where theres nowhere to go.

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