#1
I was messing around with my guitar, when my friend walks into the room and takes it from me. Then he says "I want to see if I can spin it around like that do at shows." The problem was: 1. He has never touched aguitar in his life 2. My guitar didn't even have a strap on at the time! So I have to practically tackle him and tell him why it won't work. What a retard!
#2
what do you expect at 13? But on a more serious note, God has been handing out retards like he was trying to get rid of evidence
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God has been handing out retards like he was trying to get rid of evidence


lol that should be quoted anywho tell you friend i called him a dumbass cuz that?s like common sense if it doesn?t have a strap where is it going to go when you throw it
#4
A friend of a friend of mine was holding my guitar and decided that all the tuning pegs had to be even since it "looked bad" the way they were lined up. That was just slightly annoying.

People who don't play an instrument have no brains when it comes to instruments.
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sure, sure, all that works. but in bed, he'll make you a level 3 goblin-wh*re and he'll be a level 90 sexmaster, equipped with mystical leather whips and handcuffs of Merlin.
#6
lmao i've been through the exact same thing!
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#8
sigged..
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#9
^ i sigged the whole quote instead
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#10
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lmao i've been through the exact same thing!


Same here except i was the one yelling TURN UP THE VOULME.
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I was messing around with my guitar, when my friend walks into the room and takes it from me. Then he says "I want to see if I can spin it around like that do at shows." The problem was: 1. He has never touched aguitar in his life 2. My guitar didn't even have a strap on at the time! So I have to practically tackle him and tell him why it won't work. What a retard!

ok.
well a few days ago. it was like 11 at night. and it raining really hard, really windy lots of thunder and lightening. and i was watching comedy central. and the showbiz show was on. and i love the showbiz show. so i was watching it, right? and then david spade says jessica alba is comin on the show. so im like **** YEAH. so then when she walks in, my power goes out.


dont you just love it when people complain about the gayest things and absolutely NOBODY gives a fuck?
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