Poll: Would You Rather...
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Be kicked in the balls by a professional kick boxer
37 50%
Be kicked in the head by a horse
37 50%
Voters: 74.
#1
Would You Rather...

Be kicked in the balls by a professional kick boxer

Or...

Be kicked in the head by a horse?
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#2
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Would You Rather...

Be kicked in the balls by a professional kick boxer

Or...

Be kicked in the head by a horse?



go crawl under a rock and die please
#4
you have to choose. it might become i real life situation one day. you have to be prepared.

i take teh horse.
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#5
Um.....whichever one that probably wouldn't kill me probably my boys would have to take one for the team.
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#7
Ok, now you're spamming, and

Seriously, two would you rather threads on the front page? Guh.

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#8
Let me think. You could rephrase this easily.

"Would you rather never be able to get it up or have kids? Or would you rather take the chance of either dying or being a vegetable"

I think id rather not have kids than be dead or a vegetable thanks.
#9
^ WOOT smart people FTW!


You guys are kinda stupid....you do know that you would probably die or be very messed up for the rest of your life if you got a full kick from an adult horse to your head right?
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#10
see i told you go away i

ts never gonna fucn happen you knobheads
#11
well getting kicked in the head by a horse could kill you or break your neck or cause brain damage

getting kicked in the balls by a kickboxer would just hurt like a bitch and could cause infertility

...i would rather choose getting kicked in the balls
#15
The boxer, and before he did it, I'd tell him to do it as soft as possible, or I'll cut his fucking legs off.
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#18
i love this threadzor


...yeah...zor


but really no, i hate you and your thread
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#20
I'd rather you were kicked in the balls by a horse.
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#21
Kicked in the balls.

A horse would easily kill you, and the boxer might not cause infertility, you're testes might be extra padded.

(though it would hurt like a complete bitch..)
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#22
If you've been kicked in the balls you still live... but with pain...
You also never can have sex again... what's quite a torture...

So... I rather be death
#23
you would die if you got kicked in the head with a horse.


so i choose the balls.

p.s ill wear a cup.
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#24
I would take the kick to the nuts but before he does it i put on a cup
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#25
Well you'd probably die if you got kicked in the head by a horse so even though getting kicked it the balls would suck I would take that over death.
#26
Would you rather post stupid, childish poles on a guitar forum or succeed in life??
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#27
get kicked in the head by a horse, it would probably knock me out so it wouldnt hurt until i came too