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#1
I'm bored with no friends! Is my girlfriend hotter than yours?! Post your girls here and have people say how ugly they are. Hours of fun!

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#4
Is someone touching themselves over a picture of my girl? EXCELLENT!
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#6
.....I see a ****ty photograph and a huge pair of eyes.
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#7
Yeah, why did you put a ****ty black and white picture up, looks like you are trying to hide something... like as if she has two different colored eyes.
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#8
i'll give your girlfriend a 5.5/10
perhaps if I see some more i'll give her more
#9
yeah... my guirlfriend has huge boobs its like thay dont even fit in my hands and i'm 6'2 so yeah... they probably wheight like 3 pounds each and they are natural jejeje she has nice nirples too jejeje...
#10
Quote by Slashrulz
yeah... my guirlfriend has huge boobs its like thay dont even fit in my hands and i'm 6'2 so yeah... they probably wheight like 3 pounds each and they are natural jejeje she has nice nirples too jejeje...


Give her 30 years and she'll be tripping on them.
Love in technicolour, sprayed out on walls
Well I've been pounding at the pavement
'Til there's nothing at all
I got my cloak and dagger
In a bar room brawl
See the local loves a fighter
Loves a winner to fall
#12
...Yes i'm going to a post a picture of my girlfriend on a forum that has thousands of young, horny, porn loving teens.
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#13
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yeah... my guirlfriend has huge boobs its like thay dont even fit in my hands and i'm 6'2 so yeah... they probably wheight like 3 pounds each and they are natural jejeje she has nice nirples too jejeje...


Lets see a pic then... Come on people post pics so we can all perv at each others women!!!
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#15



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#16
tubey it seems that you are the only with (what we call in the busines) a non-imaginary girlfriend
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#17
She's obviously astounded at the gargantuan dimensions of your penis in this picture, no?

No?

Didn't think so.
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#18
did your girlfriend tell you to make this thread for her?


EDIT: better yet, thats you in the picture, isnt it?
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#19
Wait nevermind this guy is cool, he has an OD 9.
Love in technicolour, sprayed out on walls
Well I've been pounding at the pavement
'Til there's nothing at all
I got my cloak and dagger
In a bar room brawl
See the local loves a fighter
Loves a winner to fall
#20
Quote by popapwned
did you girlfriend tell you to make this thread for her?


Yes.


Wait no. I think she'd burn my face off if she knew.
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#21
my new girl is really hot. i left my old one when i found my current bit of skirt... i just couldn't resist. could you resist something as sweeet as this hottie?





didn't think so!
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#22
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Yes.


Wait no. I think she'd burn my face off if she knew.



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#23
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Yes.


Wait no. I think she'd burn my face off if she knew.

aww, how sweet
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#24
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did your girlfriend tell you to make this thread for her?


EDIT: better yet, thats you in the picture, isnt it?


Ha.
#25
Hey I think I saw her standing on a street corner once.... ooo too below the belt i'm sorry baby don't hurt me in reallity yeah she's ok.

My girlfriend would kick my ass if I put a pic up but she's pretty has long blonde hair 6 foot tall and a lip peircing.
#26
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my new girl is really hot. i left my old one when i found my current bit of skirt... i just couldn't resist. could you resist something as sweeet as this hottie?





didn't think so!



excuse me while i go throw up
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#27
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Hey I think I saw her standing on a street corner once.... ooo too below the belt i'm sorry baby don't hurt me in reallity yeah she's ok.

My girlfriend would kick my ass if I put a pic up but she's pretty has long blonde hair 6 foot tall and a lip peircing.


She's 6ft tall too and has a nose ring now. It's scarey having a girlfriend the same height as you. feels like you're sleeping with a man sometimes. Not that I do that.... much.
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#28
Quote by Tubey
I'm bored with no friends! Is my girlfriend hotter than yours?! Post your girls here and have people say how ugly they are. Hours of fun!



Bad picture quality but She has nice eyes. Please provide a pic of her chest and butt.

I have a picture I would like to post of mine but shes wearing a Fall Out Boy t-shirt in it and I dont wanna start WW3. If you look through The Hot Chicks thread theres a pic of her.
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#29
Quote by sticky tissue
my new girl is really hot. i left my old one when i found my current bit of skirt... i just couldn't resist. could you resist something as sweeet as this hottie?





didn't think so!


Ohhhhh..... I get it. You're using a picture of an obvioulsy un-attractive women as a humorous joke. Now I get it... it's a good.... yeah pretty funny. That was great, ever think of writting skits for Leno, I think you guys would get along great.

EDIT: V Umm yeah... that was the joke, both of them are not funny at all.
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#30
^Have you seen the quality of Leno's show lately? It would pass.

Threadstarter: Instead of sitting here with no friends, go out and bang your "girlfriend."
#31
Alright, so what was the real point of this thread? We can look at it from two different angles.

One is that you were ACTUALLY bored, and you ACTUALLY wanted to make a thread where UGer's girlfriends can be rated.

Two, you want to make yourself look cool by posting a picture of your admittedly good-looking girlfriend.

I dunno. I'll let everyone else figure it out.
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#32
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Bad picture quality but She has nice eyes. Please provide a pic of her chest and butt.

I have a picture I would like to post of mine but shes wearing a Fall Out Boy t-shirt in it and I dont wanna start WW3.


i wouldnt mind
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#33
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Alright, so what was the real point of this thread? We can look at it from two different angles.

One is that you were ACTUALLY bored, and you ACTUALLY wanted to make a thread where UGer's girlfriends can be rated.

Two, you want to make yourself look cool by posting a picture of your admittedly good-looking girlfriend.

I dunno. I'll let everyone else figure it out.


I say it's the first one... crap no I'm the thread starter.

Yeah I'm actually really bored. It's 8pm on a saturday night all my mates are working, ill or looking after babies, my girlfriend is at an all girl party so I have nothing to do apart from sit here on UG and play guitar.
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#34
is anyone going to rate my bit of skirt?
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#35
I like the big ladies...

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^Have you seen the quality of Leno's show lately? It would pass.

Threadstarter: Instead of sitting here with no friends, go out and bang your "girlfriend."

Instead of telling other people what to do with their lives why don't you figure out what to do with your own?
#36
1. No one cares if you have a hot girlfriend because in about a few months shes goona break up with you because you spend too much time on UG.
2. With a pic like that she either too high maitanence and or a whiny little bitch.
3. No one cares
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#37
Quote by Pan-Tallica
Alright, so what was the real point of this thread? We can look at it from two different angles.

One is that you were ACTUALLY bored, and you ACTUALLY wanted to make a thread where UGer's girlfriends can be rated.

Two, you want to make yourself look cool by posting a picture of your admittedly good-looking girlfriend.

I dunno. I'll let everyone else figure it out.


The fact that this is the second time I've seen him post that picture is evidence towards the latter.

I don't even want to get in to how horribly sexist this thread is.
#38
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i'll give your girlfriend a 5.5/10
perhaps if I see some more i'll give her more

Naked?
Seems good...........
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#39
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is anyone going to rate my bit of skirt?


As soon as I finish


*continues masturbating*
Love in technicolour, sprayed out on walls
Well I've been pounding at the pavement
'Til there's nothing at all
I got my cloak and dagger
In a bar room brawl
See the local loves a fighter
Loves a winner to fall
#40
It's weird how this has had more replys than the World without rock thread!!
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