#1
ok so i read bout this insane mother****er who is crazy fast (but no proof to what he says) so i will let u read what he said:

"I HAVE APPLIED FOR THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS IN APRIL 2005.
I PLAY 75 NOTES PER SECOND AND Beyond, HOW DO I PLAY THAT FAST?
WELL I HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR TOO LONG, AND HAVE STUDIED THE SCIENCE AND MOTION OF GUITAR SPEED FOR 20 YEARS, BETTER KNOWN AS SHRED.
I PERFECTED MY SPEED TO THE POINT WHERE YOU LITTERALLY CAN'T SEE MY HANDS MOVE, AND I BE PLAYING FROM THE 1ST TO 24TH FRET IN LESS THAN A SECOND.
WITHIN EACH STROKE AND PACE I REGULARLY MELT MY PLECTRUM DUE TO THE FRICTION, AND I GO BEYOND THE TERMONOLOGY OF SHRED, AS EACH SHREDDER SEEMS TO BE REPLICATIVE TO EACH OTHER.
ALAS I HAVE CREATED SOME NEW BEYOND SPEED AND I CALL IT SONIC MOTION."


sure his name is a VAN HALEN rip-off , but man this mother****er is a pretty lier and i doubt he broke Marcus's record.

his quoted speed is against human nature so i doubt bout that ****.

any comments ????
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#4
Obviously not true and total BS.

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#5
I'll belive it when I see it...
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