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#1
Hey Guys I need a way to quickly destroy all of my cds. I dont have time to get rid of them one by one can anyone help me? And by destroy I mean to make them unplayable.
#3
Just scratch everyone of them with scissors or something?

but why?
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#5
throw them in a fire?
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#7
Start a fire and throw them on them.


£10 says he's destroying his child porn collection. Any takers?
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#8
But you do have time to make a thread?

Burn them in a big fire or something...

After you do it, can you tell us why?
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#9
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Would that destroy them?


yes, once they've been burnt theres no chance of them playing

i agree with rich_sg :P
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#10
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Start a fire and throw them on them.


£10 says he's destroying his child porn collection. Any takers?

I'll give him some credit and say half is lesbian porn that he doesn't want parents finding, and the other half is music with swear words and he's scared mummy will hate him for it because he's a pussy...
#11
If you must know its for legal reasons, In this divorce they are keeping track of all of my assets and I have literally a couple thousand CDs that are all legal and paid for. And my they will try to take them from me and use them against me
#13
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throw them in a fire?



Is this sort of like a thing where if your parents find them, you will get like raped or something? Cause if thats the case, scratch them all, but them them out, so they can see them. And once they do, they will go to do the dirty on you, but now you've concealed scissors in your rectum, so daddy will have a nice surprise.


But really, You should just hide them.
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If you must know its for legal reasons, In this divorce they are keeping track of all of my assets and I have literally a couple thousand CDs that are all legal and paid for. And my they will try to take them from me and use them against me


ooh i knew someone that was gonna have things taken from him, they made a secret cupboard above a bed and hid everything in there then covered it with posters so you couldnt tell that they were cupboards, instead of ruining them why not do that?
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#16
Problem with the scissors and the fire is that they are all in the plastic case and Ive timed myself scratching them and It would take several hours to scratch all of them and only slightly less time throwing all of them in the fire. And I dont have a fireplace.
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If you must know its for legal reasons, In this divorce they are keeping track of all of my assets and I have literally a couple thousand CDs that are all legal and paid for. And my they will try to take them from me and use them against me

So you're destroying the evidence? Way to go, now that's legal
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If you must know its for legal reasons, In this divorce they are keeping track of all of my assets and I have literally a couple thousand CDs that are all legal and paid for. And my they will try to take them from me and use them against me


When you say "CD's" do you mean "child porn dvds" and when you say "legal and paid for" do you mean "illegal and will get my ass thrown in jail" ?

But seriously, yeah if you burn them they will be totally useless, chuck em on and melt them.
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#20
Just stack them in 5's and if you have an axe. Just hit them. Make sure your toe is underneath the cd's or else it won't work.
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#21
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So you're destroying the evidence? Way to go, now that's legal


So I shouldnt do this? Please tell me I am not well versed in legal issues
#22
buy a box, fit them all in, bury them in a precise location where no one will find them then dig them up after the divorce proceedings are over.
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#23
Wheres Dirk gently? He's the legal eagle around here.
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#24
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So you're destroying the evidence? Way to go, now that's legal

Come on man, we had him burning a CD collection... pfft. You're no fun...
#28
Put them all in a cardboard box and throw them off a bridge. BYEBYE CDS!!!!
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#30
All right thanks guys I think Im just gonna box em and throw them off of a bridge or something and into a body of water
#31
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I dont know where I could burn them if I decide thats how I want to do this. I live in a flat

If really necesary... What floor do you live on? If it's a high one, make columns of 5 and throw them at people. Or trees. Or cars.
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#32
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If you must know its for legal reasons, In this divorce they are keeping track of all of my assets and I have literally a couple thousand CDs that are all legal and paid for. And my they will try to take them from me and use them against me


Sell them to a friend for £5 and make a deal with them to buy them back after the divorce. Just give them a receipt and then they're legally sold and they're technically not your possession. So once the divorce has gone through, give your mate back their fiver and have all your music back. F*ck destroying all that music.
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#33
But then you would never be able to listen to them again! I still don't quite follow why you're doing this.
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All right thanks guys I think Im just gonna box em and throw them off of a bridge or something and into a body of water



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#36
Divorces are something I generally stay out of. But if there's already a Judgment of Divorce and the terms have been agreed upon, and if you destroy your CDs which have been made part of said Judgment, you can still be liable for the value of them.

I have a feeling this isn't a no fault divorce and it's his fault; that is, he's the one being sued for divorce.

BTW, usually if you come into a marriage with something, it's yours when you leave it. What the court is concerned most about is properly dividing "marital assets," things you and your former spouse purchased together/both have an interest in. It's not really a "cut the kid in half" kind of situation, at least not from what I've seen.

But you know what they say:

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#37
All right Ill try to explain it to you I have almost no assets of any kind and I dont want to get stuck with $10,000 of cds that will be repossed by the bank as well as in this settlement. Its kind of embaressing, cause while I could have been using the money to pay rent and for other important things I was buying cds.
#38
How much are you liable for in this divorce? I presume quite a bit.


(BTW i know nothing about this but I assume he's liable for a fixed amount)
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#39
Why would the bank repossess anything? They don't have a financial interest in your stuff unless you bought it on a loan that you haven't paid back.
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#40
really, sell them and buy them back after this is finalized. or does it not work that way, Dirk?

what did you do to get a divorce?