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I want to see Keith Richards Facts.

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Part 1 (Parts 2-4 are the first posts on page 6)

Keith Richards lives by no rules...Rules live by Keith Richards.
its a well known fact that Death will probably die before keith richards
Time and Keith Richards were close childhood friends
Keith knows its only rock and roll but he likes it. Yes he does.
Keith Richards can get satifation.
Keith Richards starts himself up
f you try sometimes, you may find you get Keith Richards.
The leading cause of death in marijauna plants is Keith Richards.
Heroin shoots up Keith Richards.
Well it's alright now, in fact its a gas- its alright right, a' Jumpin Jack Flash its KEITH RICHARDS!!
Keith Richards could drag wild horses away
Keith Richards used to love you but it's all over now
Keith Richards once hung a name on Ruby Tuesday, and then ate a burger.....that was the creation of the resturant with the same name.
Keith Richards comes in colours everywhere, and in your hair
Please allow him to introduce himself he's a man of extended age
He's been around for a long long year (?) so many shows he has played
...Pleased to meet you hope you guessed his name
But whats puzzling you is the number of his age
...So if you meet him have some courtesy have some sympathy and some taste
For he's real old and **** like that --he's ****ing KEITH RICHARDS and he'll lay your soul to waste
no amount of coconut trees can kill Keith Richards they'll just make him angry
Keith Richards can touch Mc Hammer
The devil sold his soul to Keith Richards
Keith Richards has shelter.
Keith Richards urinates heroin
Keith Richards invented the wheel.
He also shook hands with Fred Flintstone
Keith Richards can always get what he wants
"Under my thumb" was written about Keith Richards' S&M relationship with the queen
Keith sees a red door and it paints ITSELF black
Keith Richards is actually Tutankhamon, he's the actual consequence of the curse set upon his tomb.
The Devil has sympathy for Keith Richards
On the first day minus 12,000 years, Keith Richards made God, and saw that it was good
Actually on the seventh day Keith Richards invented himself when God rested And it was good.
Keith Richards told Adam and Eve that they were nude
Keith Richards was the serpent in the Garden Of Edan
Keith Richards ****ed eve before adam....therefore making us all his children
Keith ATE the serpent after what he did. And God owed him for that so he made him immortal.
keith richards is the governments #1 drug deterrent example
It's a proven fact that 1 in 3 people under the age of 40 are the spawn of Keith Richards
Keith Richards enpregnates half an audience each night just by playing guitar.
If there were a nuclear world war, the only thing that would be left standing are Keith Richards and cochraches.
Keith Richards signs checks for fans... Thats for real though, so dont laugh.
Keith Richards invented sleeping upside down. He then discovered it increases your lifespan by ten years and makes you immune to conventional weapons.
Keith is the father of the caribbean pirate Johnny Depp.
Keith's skin is 74.9% rubber.
During a musical slump in the 1980's, Keith made money by posing for the covers of Iron Maiden albums.
Keith Richards is heavily fascinated with Kermit the Frog... "It's va way 'ee liffs eez lowng spinn'ly ahms"... Keith has been seen to laugh hysterically and suddenly only at certain points in Sesame Street... When Grover goes into a fit, When Cookie Monster eats cookies... and pretty much anything else with sudden movements. After laughing he instictively says "CHEERS!"...
Keith Richards can only be killed by a ceremonial dagger forged from hypodermic needles and consecrated with groupies' blood.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
Last edited by DoTheEvolution at Jul 10, 2006,
#2
naaaa.... it wouldnt be the same...
chuck norris is old... but
he's still chuck...
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#3
chuck norris!!!
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#5
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naaaa.... it wouldnt be the same...
chuck norris is old... but
he's still chuck...
But Keith Richards pwnt Chuck Norris...I saw it.

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#6
this thread=Chuck Norris Jokes - Chuck Norris + Keith Richards.

Therefore, it sucks.
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#7
Here's a cool fact about Keith:

Keith Richards is going to make a cameo appearance as Jack Sparrow's father on the next Pirates of the Carribean. Jerry Bruckheimer told Kevin P. that on Attck of the Show! about 2 or 3 day ago.

I think it's awesome, but what do I know?
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#8
...Anyone got the link to that website which had random Vin Diesel facts?

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#9
Quote by Alexander_BR
its a well known fact that Death will probably die before keith richards

Nice


Time and Keith Richards were close childhood friends.
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#10
if there was ever a nuclear explosion, the only things left in the world would be 3 cockroaches and keith richards, and hed be saying, "I smoked your uncle did you know that?"
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#11
Quote by fallenangel20
Here's a cool fact about Keith:

Keith Richards is going to make a cameo appearance as Jack Sparrow's father on the next Pirates of the Carribean. Jerry Bruckheimer told Kevin P. that on Attck of the Show! about 2 or 3 day ago.

I think it's awesome, but what do I know?

I'm excited for that!
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#12
yeah but the chuck norris ones Are true.
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#13
Keith Richards once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're the Islands.

Actually I just got that from my own sig...
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#14
so the goal is to make chuck norris-esque jokes but instead of making Keith look tough, you have to make him old? I get it now
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#15
No no no. Kieth Richards doesn't work at all.

Neither does Chuck Norris.


But Dolph Lundgren! Now that works.

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Quote by hard_rock101
if there was ever a nuclear explosion, the only things left in the world would be 3 cockroaches and keith richards, and hed be saying, "I smoked your uncle did you know that?"

That is by far the best one!
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#17
Keith knows its only rock and roll but he likes it. Yes he does.


...
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#19
Keith Richards starts himself up


oh yeah
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#20
Quote by crazynickman
Keith Richards starts himself up


oh yeah

Awesome!

If you try sometimes, you may find you get Keith Richards.


The leading cause of death in marijauna plants is Keith Richards.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#21
Heroin shoots up Keith Richards.
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#22


Well it's alright now, in fact its a gas- its alright right, a' Jumpin Jack Flash its KEITH RICHARDS!!
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#23
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Heroin shoots up Keith Richards.

Haha


I love these.
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#24
Keith Richards could drag wild horses away
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#26
Keith Richards once hung a name on Ruby Tuesday, and then ate a burger.....that was the creation of the resturant with the same name.

Or

Keith RIchards once hung a name on Ruby Tuesday, the name was Rosie O' Donald.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#27
Keith Richards comes in colours everywhere, and in your hair.
Whatever happened to sweet Jane?
#28
Please allow him to introduce himself he's a man of extended age
He's been around for a long long year (?) so many shows he has played

...Pleased to meet you hope you guessed his name
But whats puzzling you is the number of his age

...So if you meet him have some courtesy have some sympathy and some taste
For he's real old and **** like that --he's ****ing KEITH RICHARDS and he'll lay your soul to waste
Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#29
no amount of coconut trees can kill Keith Richards they'll just make him angry
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#30
He can kill coconut trees^
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#31
Mannn im glad we got some stones going down! did u guys here about him climbing a tree in fiji then falling out and hitting his head....then he went and drove a seadoo whilst drunk and crashed.......then he needed brain surgery hahaha


EDIT: lol guess u did....i feel dumb... ^^^^
Last edited by Big_MC at Jul 8, 2006,
#32
Keith Richards can touch Mc Hammer
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Quote by wilty00
Keith Richards has shelter.



applause lol hahah i love the ones from the songs....srry im to dumb to think of any
#37
Keith Richards invented the wheel.

He also shook hands with Fred Flintstone.
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#38
Keith Richards can always get what he wants
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
#39
"Under my thumb" was written about Keith Richards' S&M relationship with the queen
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Damn you, bodyheatseeker

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bodyheatseeker, I will NEVER forgive you.

#40
Keith sees a red door and it paints ITSELF black
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

<//////>~
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