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#1
Well, here you post the most evil things youve ever done...

ill post a few....

i mdae out with my best friend girlkfriend yesterday..woops

i had sex with by older brothers girlfriend, while they were still dating..

and i kicked a bum in the nuts, when he ran after me
#2
I soaked my brothers toothbrush in tobasco sauce....
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#3
there was this swamp/marsh type thing near my house. me and my friend burned it down. the flame was like 30ft high.....
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and i kicked a bum in the nuts, when he ran after me


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#5
I've stolen money from friends, but not more than like $10.

What can I say, I'm not very evil.
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Well, here you post the most evil things youve ever done...

ill post a few....

i mdae out with my best friend girlkfriend yesterday..woops

i had sex with by older brothers girlfriend, while they were still dating..

and i kicked a bum in the nuts, when he ran after me



Your an asshole
#7
Oh check this out.

My neighbor is really old and has cats (i know thats crazy!). She's really mean so i took a pillow case, filled it with tiny white feathers mixed with ground beef. I tied the case shut and put it under her lawn mower.....


Mean right?
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Shine on you crazy diamond.
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sail on the steel breeze.
#10
the girls came on to me, if that counts for anything... i cant help it if they like me more than there boyfriends
#11
i yelled at my mommy once...
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#12
ummm, well i chucked a glass at mi brother, lol, its was full of milkshake, hahaha
yeh that pissed him off

i pushed this kid head1st over a 4foot fence while he was ontop of ot, apperntly the dr sed h could o died, oh well, hes a dickhead anyways
#13
Quote by Smoothrider_41
the girls came on to me, if that counts for anything... i cant help it if they like me more than there boyfriends



but it's your brother and your friend,if that counts for anything.Even if they came onto you,show them some respect by not ****ing them.
#14
ive thrown eggs at my friend when we were outside... and ive beat the **** outta him too for bothering me. sorta evilish?
#15
A year or so ago, I was ten times the c*nt Smoothrider was. Not proud of it, not going to boast about what I've done.

Smoothrider has probably made this thread as an ego boost.
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#16
To Threadstarter: Yeah i agree...you ARE an arsehole
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Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile on many more layers and I'll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph,
sail on the steel breeze.
#20
But seriously, how can you do that? So they came onto you, surely your common sense tell you that's your brothers/friends girlfriend there?

If your sexual urges overcome rational thought then you are a danger to society.
#21
i pushed the one i made out with away, that was the more recent one, i oonly kissed her for a couple seconds, until i was like, whoa, back off
#22
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the girls came on to me, if that counts for anything... i cant help it if they like me more than there boyfriends


You're a conceited dickhead.

Did it even cross your mind that you could've told them to back off?
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#24
This kid was pissin me off all year so near the end of 6th grade i stabbed him through the hand with a pencil. I found weed soon afer so i no longer have anger issues.
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#25
You're all arseholes. (Mostly...)

Most evil thing I've ever done, er, probably stolen something worthless from a friend.
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You're all arseholes. (Mostly...)

Most evil thing I've ever done, er, probably stolen something worthless from a friend.


if it was worthless.....why did you steal it?


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#29
when i was five i pushed a kid off the playset and that cracked his skull...


but two days ago a saved an elderly woman in need in medical attention...


im even now right?
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#31
Someone once asked me for the time, I told him I didn't have a watch. I still feel like an ass to this very day...

Oh, and years ago when I was in grade 8 this girl that sat at my table had a huge crush on me but I hated her, and the rest of the table kinda made fun of her too so one day the teacher eventually made her move somewhere else and I stood up and yelled, "YES!!1" pretty loudly. She got really emo afterwards, and I felt a bit like an ass.

That's pretty much the worse from what I can recall.
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hahahaha

And I don't really do evil things because I'm a nice person really .
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#34
i egged a really expensive car the halloween before last...for those of you who don't know, eggs will eat away the paint off of a car...
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#35
i've egged peoples houses and rang doorbells in the middle of the night.


got chased by a bunch of college kids. scary as hell.


but the worst one...i stole my friend's belt
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#36
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i once had a kids parents killed and then i fed them to him in a bowl of chili!


that was a south park episode you fucktard...
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#37
when we were like 11-12 there was this place where me and my friends would go to eat often but then they changed owners and the new owners (2 old retards) were so ****ing stupid and prejudice. an example - me and a friend were at the counter waiting to order while this girl in front of us was ordering and layed a lighter on the counter to get her money. the bitch behind the counter was like "better watch out, it'll be gone if you dont keep an eye on it" giving us that look like we were criminals lol, anyway they were assholes. so one night we bombarded it with rotten eggs and we kitted the door so they couldnt open hehehe... pretty evil huh
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#39
well, i've done "evil" things before, but nothing really menacing. i filled a girl's car with about 20 lbs of bananas because she dumped me....i've done drive-bys with a friend with water balloons, that was fun, and i've firecrackered and toilet-papered houses in town, too. then there was the time we made a fake catnip joint, lit it, and put it in-between the fingers of a Jesus statue in front of the local cathaholic church. that was interesting to say the least. to the same church, we played with sidewalk chalk. some of it actually went on the sidewalk too.
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#40
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