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#1
OK, here's a little game because I'm bored....

You know you need new gear when your amp (yes, that would be singular) is so small you loose it on a regular basis.


your turn
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Gear:

Washburn Lyon- (my mate)- Maverick
Fender Acoustic- (my brother)- Lou
and my favorite

Selmer Hummingbird
Reference 54 Alto Saxophone (my baby)- Apollo
#3
You know you need new gear when your girlfriend says your guitar could be bigger HINT HINT


Or


when a Little creature living inside your acoustic bites off your fingers
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#6
You still have that strat copy you found at Wal Mart and just HAD to have
Rig

Jackson DK2M -> ISP Decimator -> Peavey 6505 Combo
#7
your amp feeds back before you turn in on.
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#8
When your amk smokes before you turn it on.
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#11
u think ur playin on 'clean', but then realise tht overdrive is all the way up
#12
When your neck pickup does its own tremolo.
When your amp looks more hideous every day.
When your acoustic literally has holes in it.
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#13
Quote by JerrySeinfeld
When your Grandma say "cool gear"

hahahaha! that's great
Jazzer by day, rocker by night

Gear:

Washburn Lyon- (my mate)- Maverick
Fender Acoustic- (my brother)- Lou
and my favorite

Selmer Hummingbird
Reference 54 Alto Saxophone (my baby)- Apollo
#14
When your old gear runs away...
"Breathe, breathe in the air
Don't be afraid to care"

Fender Strat/Tokai LS80>few pedals>Orange Rocker 30
#15
When your strings turn to ash and your cable rejects the input
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#17
when your guitar has woodworm
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#18
... it's in a million pieces on your basement floor
Current Rig:
Gibson Firebird Studio
Limited Edition Schecter 35th Anniversary C-1
Schecter Jeff Loomis Signature 7 FR
Ashdown Fallen Angel
Custom 7 Firebird from Ignition Custom Guitars (check them out)
ESP Phoenix
#19
... the strings are so rusted, you need a tetnus jab before you play each time.
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#21
When Zakk Wylde won't endorse it.
It's a fine line between clever and stupid.
#22
you know you need new gear when you cant sell it on ebay.

you know you need new gear when your parents offer to buy you new gear because they feel youve "improved"
#25
you know you need new gear when you get barred from you local music shop for over working the guitar techs!
I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to
- Jimi Hendrix


Im tired of following my dreams, im going to ask them where their going and hook up with them later
- Mitch Hedberg
#27
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When Zakk Wylde won't endorse it.

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Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering pinky?

Pinky
I think so, Brain, but where would we buy rubber pants at this hour?
#28
... When your pups hum so much that it's louder than what you're playing.
Feel free to ignore my ranting.

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#29
when you found out that the nearest guitar store is on sale and your dream guitar is there...
#30
When your mistaken for a mold collector.
When you have to wear biohazard suits when you want to play.
When you first thing to do before playing is to find all the peices of the guitar.
When the neck falls of before you smash the guitar.
When you need to have inflammable clothes near your amp.
When your guitar is considered an archelogial found.
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#32
^Ehh, they do make som nice hollow bodies, they actully have a jazz dude who ahs a sig...
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#33
When you strings becoma powder as soond as the guitar touches..
When your amp says: Kuckelikuu!!, instead of guitar sound..
When you find a hidden porno magazine in your amp..
When you guitar/amp pronousces the notes instead of playing them.. "E, A.."
When you try to play but your amp says: Give some beer and I'll play as i should for the nest three years..
And many more reasons..
#35
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^Ehh, they do make som nice hollow bodies, they actully have a jazz dude who ahs a sig...


#36
when all of a sudden your amp doesnt work anymore...
dont ask..
Call me Sean
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Yes i am
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Gear:
Schecter S1 Elite Black Cherry (Soapbar Neck, Invader Bridge)
Schecter Banshee
Orange Dual Terror
Boss CE-5
Goatkeeper
#39
you know you need new gear when a pickup screw falls out and the store clerk says "no you cant order them in from Ibanez no 1 there is going to care" Its YOU who doesnt freaking care you jerk I HATE YOU!
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#40
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when your fiberglass guitar gets wood mites


1: PWN!!
2: Mean termites?
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