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#1
All I have to say is: It's about ****ing time! I was beginning to fear she would never cross over to music, her true calling. I think it was her destiny -- all her fame from being rich and partying and appearing in grainy bootleg sex tapes were just fate's way of getting her to this point now: Paris Hilton, (grammy-nominated) singer. (You know it's inevitable.)

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#2
hahaha yeah ive known about this for a while... WHAT THE ****?!?!?
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#3
NO, just because she's rich off of daddy's plastic, doesn't mean that she can sing. Or act. Or speak coherently for that matter. Too many actors try to sing, or singers try to act, and it doesn't work. AT ALL! [cough] Hillary Duff [cough]

Someone, back me up on this one.

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#4
paris hilton=hot rich, if paris is nominated she or fox probably payed the grammys off.
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#5
shes not even very attractive...
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#6
not that good a song and as for her looks,
shes too skinny id like someone with a more womanly shape. god knows why anyone thought it was hot to be skinny.
#7
yeah, shes pretty ugly........nicki is way hotter
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#8
Pfft, whatever you guys. The album is a booty-shaker and a half! Not to mention, her majestically adorning vocal ability is enough to send chills down the spine of anyone who possesses a soul.
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#9
besides, paris hilton makes nicole richie look like a ****in genious............
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#10
not only is she waaaaaaay too skinny, but she cant sing or act. go crawl back to your daddy Paris and beg god to have mercy on your soul, cause lord knows we wont.
#11
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I don't think God does either...
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#12
God has a V.I.P. section stocked with booze roped off for Paris in heaven. Don't get it twisted.
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#14
its such a cheap video.........for sum1 that has all the $$ in the world, she could have made a better video.........i love the locations of the video.......paris on the beach, and then paris by a tree!!

.............not that ive seen the video
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#16
does anyone know if paris hilton writes any of those songs...i seriously doubt it but i dont know for sure..i dont have any respect for her though..she is an idiot..i dont know what possesed her to want to make music but if she wins a grammy im going to get some c4 and blow up the entire stage..not really but i wont be a happy camper if she get a freakin grammy..well really i wont care that much since grammys dont really mean anything these days..but did paris really write her songs or play any type of instrument or create any kind of noise on a computer program or did she pay someone else to do it..im just curious to know
#17
She is just funny girl she dont tknow to sing.
the world is getting down it think
"You look in my eyes and I get emotional inside
I know it?s crazy, but you still can touch my heart"
#18
Her song is a lot better than I expected it to be. I was expecting some crappy rap songs featuing lil john, and every other rapper that gets featured in every radio hit. When I heard the song on the radio, I thought it was Gwen Stefani, whom I have respect for. While I still overall think Paris Hilton is one of the most annoying people in the world, who shoudln't be famous, I think it was good for her to make this decent song.
#19
Thank you God, I've been waiting for the crossover! Now shes a triple threat: actress, singer, and hotel heiress!! THANK YOU GOD!!!


Does anyone realize the threadstarter is being...sarcastic?
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#20
If by sarcastic you mean that I have a photoshopped picture of me and Paris together in my wallet, then yes, yes I am being sarcastic.
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#21
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If by sarcastic you mean that I have a photoshopped picture of me and Paris together in my wallet, then yes, yes I am being sarcastic.

....arent you a girl?
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#22
haha, seems sarcasm doesn't reach some people

After hearing the song a few days ago I did actually find myself singing it sometimes
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#23
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NO, just because she's rich off of daddy's plastic, doesn't mean that she can sing. Or act. Or speak coherently for that matter. Too many actors try to sing, or singers try to act, and it doesn't work. AT ALL! [cough] Hillary Duff [cough]

Someone, back me up on this one.

Jason A.


I will be glad to back you up on this....

Paris Hilton was basically able to cut a record whenever she wanted, regardless of her musical talent, when there are tons of other talented artists out there trying to make it who are much more deserving of a chance in the music business!!!

And look what she's really famous for....or should I say infamous....
Heading out this morning into the sun
Riding on the diamond waves, little darling one
Warm wind caress her, her lover it seems
Oh Annie, Dreamboat Annie, little ship of dreams
~Heart-Dreamboat Annie~
#25
Actualy my brother realized Stars are Blind is a rip off of Underneath it all by No Doubt. I''m too lazy to download Stars are Blind so I can compare them though.
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#27
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It's really a sad day in music when Paris Hilton gets a record deal......


That's so true. It will go down with the other great tragedies in music.
John Lennon is assassinated, Elvis dies on the crapper, Kurt Cobain commits suicide, Paris Hilton writes a song. *shudder*
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#28
She should start a band called Paris Hilton's Midnight Runners, this song sounds like Dexy's
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#29
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shes a dirty pirate hooker,

but...

that song is quite catchy. lol.


You know you would though
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#30
I kinda like that song... you can tell its all computer done however.
#33
GiantRaven, I've been meaning to point out that your avatar looks surprisingly a lot like my former tech ed/guidance teacher, he played for the Greek soccer team, he was awesome.


Personally, I try to turn off the source of the song whenever I hear a song from Ms. Hilton start up.
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#34
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GiantRaven, I've been meaning to point out that your avatar looks surprisingly a lot like my former tech ed/guidance teacher, he played for the Greek soccer team, he was awesome.


WTF?!

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#35
Hey Im just glad the tab on the site for the stars are blind is accurate casue now when I hear it on the radio I play it.
#36
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shes a dirty pirate hooker,

but...

that song is quite catchy. lol.

So that's the reason I always want my gf to dress up like a dirty pirate hooker. I also think cheeseburgers are sexy as ****.

God, Paris is just a goddess. Her gaunt, altitudinous stature and her clever little catch phrase, "That's hot!" only serve as accouchements to the already-perfect package of her musical aptitude. "That's hot," indeed, Paris. That's hot.
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#38
From the few seconds i heard from that song is sounded like she was trying to kill ska/reggea by adding an assload of pop and effects.
#40
She's actually not a bad singer.

I still hate her though.
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