#2


That's terrible.
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#3
i thougt the song was called "you cant hassle the hoff" lol

Edit: why would you want her out of your car??
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#5
Absolutly LOVE that sexy old man dance of his
Wonder how many times they thought he was having a stroke?
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#8
I keep thinking the red light thing on his car is a guitar tuner.
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#12
I sincerely hope that this is an old video, and that he STILL isn't driving around in KITT in 2006.
#13
LOL, thats the best thing ive seen all year
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#14
I just want a tab for the song now! Its funny as hell! I love The Hoff, he seems like a really nice bloke in interviews, very genuine and quite happy to take the p*ss out of himself. Good on him!
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#15
xD xD i really had to laugh when i saw the title and hasselhof owns hard nightrider was godlike

lol and the way hes dancin xD
#17
the terrible thing about the song is that its at number three in the uk charts at the moment
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#19
People are getting to fat today, people need to get more healthy stuff so...
Remember kids! If a strange, sweaty man drives up next to you and says he'll give you a bag of sweets if you get in his car...So NO!
If a strange, sweaty man drives up next to you and says he'll give you a Carrot if you get in his car...Say YES!
Nothing to do with hassellhoff. Bu i thought i mite as well say it...
#20
He sounds like he wants to rape the girls... dear me.
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#22
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im really dissapointed i thought it said i know you're gay


Same .


And that was just. . .bad.

Apparently he's really popular in Austria. But those continental Europeans are a bit odd. . .
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#27
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#28
I don't see how he is popular in Germany or whatever. What the hell are the germans smoking to find Hasselhoff a good singer??

I wish we could ship his ass from america to germany permanently....