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#1
When i first joined UG there was a thread like this that ended up being pretty funny

I remember one person thought Damage Incorperated was "Dont eat your cornbread"

in windowpane by opeth it sounds like "slow response erection returned" but hes really saying "no response or action returned"

Any others?
#3
Akerfeldt has got tons of good ones.

"Deadly badgers made my wreath" is probably most popular. Anyone from the old school Opeth thread, long before the Roadrunner drama, remembers this conversation.

And his "I AM A TURTLE" in some Bloodbath song.
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#7
"Baying of the Hounds" ftw!

Best made tacos on the earth!
I'm fixing a piar of jeans!
Everyone you love is a dead bird.

#8
This is a hilarious interpretation of the lyrics in Children of Bodom's s/t song. Listen to the song and read along, the resemblence is uncanny.

In the sauce of jongers
Well ah, into bad shows of the bow we yow now
The Wallflower walkmen dont like no jewish pies
OH MY MAIN SHIN
They're gonna sass up me arse
Yack my mow yow
It tries to yar my ****ing rarrrrr

The props to **** up my cops saw
wel catsup ye ming, i said yarrrr
This a mority, mow yow this a kicked up yarrrr
Just billy up your jimmy yow wow wrrrorrrrororr
yow wow, when i say yow, i say yarrrrrrr

GO!

HE Wants a big A plus
where With a bone out yow white why
where a yar a soul that psycho down

YOW yow YOW yow

Chorus:
Children of Bodom wants a young hair now
Wants a sass with a right now here yowww
Flower to the boss, bring us all down yow
Want a big ass? so yowwwwwwwwwwww

Yow we ow in a big arse do now
what art do nowww
ya thats a warrior in a, in a big ass king waorrrrr
Just feel me up like jimmy joe now wowarrrrrrr
well give me yarrr like a yarrrr, yo in a yar, yo doe yarrrrrrrrrrrr

THIS IS A DIME
FINAL VEGISv WE HAVE COVERED
DINOSAURS TO
REINCURSE THE MIGHTY SLOTH DAYAHHH
LEMME TELL ME
YOU'RE A YOUNG NARSEE
DO WE ARRRRRRRRRSSSSEEEE?

HUWAH
CHORUS plus an extra YOWWWWWWWWW 1
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#14
I just think it's ironic how everyone praises Akerfeldt as some sort of godlike vocalist when he's getting less and less articulate as his days press on.

If irony were a seamstress, we would indeed be fixing a pair of jeans.
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#15
Opeth are one of my favorite bands, but I don't really like Akerfeldt's growls. His clean vocals are sweet, though.
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#16
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And his "I AM A TURTLE" in some Bloodbath song.



That's in "Like Fire".

Another good Opeth one is in "Beneath the Mire" when it goes "In his shadow I am choking yet flourishing. Master."

And it sounds like "In his shadow I am choking a virgin. Bastard"

But if you wanna talk about real incoherency...

Innocence Faded
#19
The thing is most people never notice most all of them...until they read what it was mis-interpretted as.

And then people go "Yeah....I can hear where it says 'Best Made Taco's on the Earth'..."
#20
there was a hilarious interpretation of Nile- Cast down the Heretic posted long time ago
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#21
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there was a hilarious interpretation of Nile- Cast down the Heretic posted long time ago


Where is it!!!???
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#22
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Opeth are one of my favorite bands, but I don't really like Akerfeldt's growls. His clean vocals are sweet, though.


Dont want to jump on the opeth bandwagon here but you fail.


Anyway, Amon amarth - persuit of vikings

"OWNAGE Guide us to..."
#26
Carcass - "Heartwork"

ACTUAL LINE:

#A canvas to paint,
to degenerate#


I HEARD:

#We masturbate,
to regenerate#
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#27
"I've Paid My Jews" by Anastacia.

You can say what you want about me
Try to do what you want to me
But you cannot stop me

I've been knocked down
it's a crazy town
Even got punched in the face in LA
Ain't nothing in the world that can keep
me from doing what I wanna do

'Cause I'm too proud, I'm too strong
Live by the code that you gotta move on
Feeling sorry for yourself
ain't got nobody nowhere

so I...(held my head high)
I knew I (knew I'd survive)
Well I made it (I made it)
I don't hate it (Don't hate it)
That's just the way it goes (Yeah)
I done made it through
Stand on my own two
I paid my jews (yeah)
Tried to hold me down
You can't stop me now
I paid my jews

[Spoken:]
So like I told you
You cannot stop me
I've paid my jews.
Absinthe maketh the heart grow fonder
#28
Also, has anyone noticed... now this might not be a misheard lyric per se, but still..

If you substitute the word 'arms' for 'legs' in Creed's "With Arms Wide Open", you get a very different song.

Well I just heard the news today
It seems my life is going to change
I closed my eyes, begin to pray
Then tears of joy stream down my face

With legs wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open

Well I don't know if I'm ready
To be the man I have to be
I'll take a breath, I'll take her by my side
We stand in awe, we've created life

With legs wide open etc..
Absinthe maketh the heart grow fonder
#29
^wtf 2x....i thought this thread was in the metal forum
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#30
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Where is it!!!???



some old UG thread, i think it was the Nile thread. Ask LedZeppelin, he posted it


and LOL at teabagging
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#31
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some old UG thread, i think it was the Nile thread. Ask LedZeppelin, he posted it


and LOL at teabagging


Join the club
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#32
Nile - Cast Down The Heretic (Alternate lyrics)

Best to eat the hairy, lick devourers of the sicky bum
Know the problem, milk
The news has its place - terrors!
Caster's ovaltone
Rolf Harris is the Stride field.
Hey Dorothy Urn, this is between me and Molly.
Monsters seen with a hundred balls, deliver us from daisies quite shot.
I've brought the puppet to spinchters, I bought today several.
Alright, sound of diet
Dumb sense of Peru, smashing with your boobs.
Darryl, this please, bull hill varies.
How force nitwits? They stole the chief, look at driver.
Unbrave comedy of logs, tethered in retro Bristol.
Day out past Churchill to bomb me
Damn Caster, you'll ever see, the spinner on knee
And I read brilliant John Travolta police.
Wash the poems off Commandant, circle Fido too.
Itches? I can be a bitchface.
But Sandoval is scared of me.
Dumb John's red balls hurt.
No fair! Abe has the finals against Sting.
Cruise on Mao, Hebrew now, greyer bow
Hair on dick....Darryl Caster
Denzel went too funny. His memory's a fella, ah poor me
Don't Chucky Cheese, temple of the food.
You is full? Idiot! Foolish Shane.
Your neighbour's erect, some salt's so important.
Durable chuckle, he barks at the dead
Rice slurpie, lays in brine.
Thriller! Ted Danson's sons shut up.
I know! Smith in a suit!
My name is Barry and I come from Illinois
And Simon is coming with me in Thigh Force One
Darryl pawns for derby
Beat down beat down, before I eat the pie
Caster, yah! Hair on dick!
The liver will travel by bus to the bunker's daughter.
Sin show the bean at dimensional violins
Suck my terrorist, done one thousand, got him into In Flames
Shit, you're a guy! War the fist with farm.
Retch and see the feeling armpits of Barney
Animal show, new breed of poofy ant
Even the bouncer, two eggs is
Hasselhoff a titty in my own pocket
Hair on dick, Darryl Caster
Dinosaur is eating, has he finally found a bumchum?
War is gay, touch, this way the otter leaves
Darryl Caster.
#34
Quote by Wayfaerer
But if you wanna talk about real incoherency...

Innocence Faded



Thats hilarious. i physcially fell off my chair at the sheer incohereny of what he was singing

"for the hats of jelly" should have been "forever hesitating" but definitely sounded like jelly
#35
Nile - Cast Down The Heretic (Alternate lyrics)

Best to eat the hairy, lick devourers of the sicky bum
Know the problem, milk
The news has its place - terrors!
Caster's ovaltone
Rolf Harris is the Stride field.
Hey Dorothy Urn, this is between me and Molly.
Monsters seen with a hundred balls, deliver us from daisies quite shot.
I've brought the puppet to spinchters, I bought today several.
Alright, sound of diet
Dumb sense of Peru, smashing with your boobs.
Darryl, this please, bull hill varies.
How force nitwits? They stole the chief, look at driver.
Unbrave comedy of logs, tethered in retro Bristol.
Day out past Churchill to bomb me
Damn Caster, you'll ever see, the spinner on knee
And I read brilliant John Travolta police.
Wash the poems off Commandant, circle Fido too.
Itches? I can be a bitchface.
But Sandoval is scared of me.
Dumb John's red balls hurt.
No fair! Abe has the finals against Sting.
Cruise on Mao, Hebrew now, greyer bow
Hair on dick....Darryl Caster
Denzel went too funny. His memory's a fella, ah poor me
Don't Chucky Cheese, temple of the food.
You is full? Idiot! Foolish Shane.
Your neighbour's erect, some salt's so important.
Durable chuckle, he barks at the dead
Rice slurpie, lays in brine.
Thriller! Ted Danson's sons shut up.
I know! Smith in a suit!
My name is Barry and I come from Illinois
And Simon is coming with me in Thigh Force One
Darryl pawns for derby
Beat down beat down, before I eat the pie
Caster, yah! Hair on dick!
The liver will travel by bus to the bunker's daughter.
Sin show the bean at dimensional violins
Suck my terrorist, done one thousand, got him into In Flames
Shit, you're a guy! War the fist with farm.
Retch and see the feeling armpits of Barney
Animal show, new breed of poofy ant
Even the bouncer, two eggs is
Hasselhoff a titty in my own pocket
Hair on dick, Darryl Caster
Dinosaur is eating, has he finally found a bumchum?
War is gay, touch, this way the otter leaves
Darryl Caster.



Hair on dick....

That made absolutely no sense at all.
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#38
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I just noticed that, and I;ve listened to that song like a million times lol.
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#39
Nile - Cast Down The Heretic (Alternate lyrics)

Best to eat the hairy, lick devourers of the sicky bum
Know the problem, milk
The news has its place - terrors!
Caster's ovaltone
Rolf Harris is the Stride field.
Hey Dorothy Urn, this is between me and Molly.
Monsters seen with a hundred balls, deliver us from daisies quite shot.
I've brought the puppet to spinchters, I bought today several.
Alright, sound of diet
Dumb sense of Peru, smashing with your boobs.
Darryl, this please, bull hill varies.
How force nitwits? They stole the chief, look at driver.
Unbrave comedy of logs, tethered in retro Bristol.
Day out past Churchill to bomb me
Damn Caster, you'll ever see, the spinner on knee
And I read brilliant John Travolta police.
Wash the poems off Commandant, circle Fido too.
Itches? I can be a bitchface.
But Sandoval is scared of me.
Dumb John's red balls hurt.
No fair! Abe has the finals against Sting.
Cruise on Mao, Hebrew now, greyer bow
Hair on dick....Darryl Caster
Denzel went too funny. His memory's a fella, ah poor me
Don't Chucky Cheese, temple of the food.
You is full? Idiot! Foolish Shane.
Your neighbour's erect, some salt's so important.
Durable chuckle, he barks at the dead
Rice slurpie, lays in brine.
Thriller! Ted Danson's sons shut up.
I know! Smith in a suit!
My name is Barry and I come from Illinois
And Simon is coming with me in Thigh Force One
Darryl pawns for derby
Beat down beat down, before I eat the pie
Caster, yah! Hair on dick!
The liver will travel by bus to the bunker's daughter.
Sin show the bean at dimensional violins
Suck my terrorist, done one thousand, got him into In Flames
Shit, you're a guy! War the fist with farm.
Retch and see the feeling armpits of Barney
Animal show, new breed of poofy ant
Even the bouncer, two eggs is
Hasselhoff a titty in my own pocket
Hair on dick, Darryl Caster
Dinosaur is eating, has he finally found a bumchum?
War is gay, touch, this way the otter leaves
Darryl Caster.

i think im going to take that and do the same thing that they did with that gay trivium song
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