#1
In the Sanctuary of Sanity
There is a space where time
and emotion layed a foundation
Of which I wanted to build
monsters. In my haste on a
hot summer night, amidst a
full moon, near the moors of
my country home. I wandered
into a cemetery feeling helpless
and overshadowed by an
ominous peresence. I knew
terror was at hand,
but could not discern between
reality and abstraction. The
question of life and death
became paramount. As it's
presence made itself known
to me...it was as if an
involuntary vision forced itself
within my own being. It was
at first a nebulous conception,
it's imagery was exotic; but,
it's unreal charm soon turned
itslef into a chilling, funeral
and depressing physical
sensation. I found myself
Barking at the Moon.
- Ozzy Osbourne

just wanted to see your comments on this thing written by ozzy osbourne.
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#4
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#6
i was going to say Tomato, but i guess its debatable to whether its a fruit or vege.
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