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#2
It's obvious that those songs were illegally downloaded, so Metallica wanted him to "ride the lightning," if you get my meaning.
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#3
Guess he took "ride the lightening" seriously

someone beat me to it, and more cleverly at that lol
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#4
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
It's obvious that those songs were illegally downloaded, so Metallica wanted him to "ride the lightning," if you get my meaning.



LOL dude.

thats some classic stuff.
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#6
it says his shoes were still in the street beside the lawnmower...


What kind of idiot mows the street
#7
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
It's obvious that those songs were illegally downloaded, so Metallica wanted him to "ride the lightning," if you get my meaning.


sigged. Yea my dad told me about this. It's actually kind of cool how the ear buds got vaporized.
#8
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
It's obvious that those songs were illegally downloaded, so Metallica wanted him to "ride the lightning," if you get my meaning.

siggage

edit crap beat to it
Last edited by Teh_Hax at Jul 14, 2006,
#10
Quote by x/taluha
http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_4016385
The teenager was hit by lighting and the iPod acted as antenna while he was listening to Metallica.
I won't be going out anytime soon with my iPod.



You KNOW steve jobs is gonna come up with some retarded device nobody needs after this. The "iLIGHTNING"! a simple plastic cover to stop your ipod from being an antenna! only 5000 dollars!
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... jesus. i've seen the light. fake plastictrees, you are a godess among men.

(edited for awesomeness)

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#12
Why would you listen to your iPod in a thunder storm?

and even more strange: why would you listen to Metallica
#13
Yup, it was obviously the iPod that made the lightning hit him.
#14
Quote by FakePlsticTrees
You KNOW steve jobs is gonna come up with some retarded device nobody needs after this. The "iLIGHTNING"! a simple plastic cover to stop your ipod from being an antenna! only 5000 dollars!



Coming in with 9 'electric' designer colors!


soooorrry.
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#15
Quote by Matt Montoya
Why would you listen to your iPod in a thunder storm?

and even more strange: why would you listen to Metallica


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
agreed.
#16
Quote by FakePlsticTrees
You KNOW steve jobs is gonna come up with some retarded device nobody needs after this. The "iLIGHTNING"! a simple plastic cover to stop your ipod from being an antenna! only 5000 dollars!
Hey that's not such a bad idea...


#17
I cant believe this shit, i read the mother is trying to put blame on someone for this. Is this a new low of some sort? Who is she gonna sue? god? nature? are we gonna have "WARNING: MAY ATTRACT LIGHTNING" engraved on our ipods? Stay tuned, for more irrelevant crap nobody cares about!
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... jesus. i've seen the light. fake plastictrees, you are a godess among men.

(edited for awesomeness)

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#18
Now it just makes it more sexy and dangerous to wear an Ipod thus sales will triple if thats possible
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#19
Quote by Matt Montoya
Why would you listen to your iPod in a thunder storm?

and even more strange: why would you listen to Metallica



Metallica is ****in sweet man .
#20
Quote by the_trooper49
Metallica is ****in sweet man .



God clearly thinks otherwise.
Quote by SwabbyThePirate
... jesus. i've seen the light. fake plastictrees, you are a godess among men.

(edited for awesomeness)

Quote by fallenangel20

Thou shall have own opinons on music, and if one disagrees, shall keep his penis trap shut.
#21
"It's a miracle," she said. "He should not have lived through it."

Ha, I read that the wrong way
#22
Quote by FakePlsticTrees
God clearly thinks otherwise.


Hahahaha, but God's a gangsta rapper. Wick wick yo!
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#23
lmao.


Moral of the story.


Metallica Kills.

Take that as a complimant and a diss lol
#26
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
It's obvious that those songs were illegally downloaded, so Metallica wanted him to "ride the lightning," if you get my meaning.

haha

I would so sig that if I had the spaceA

EDIT:
you know, come to think of it, this kid seemed to be a little silly in the head in the first place:

He was mowing the street while listening to Metallica on his iPod (traffic much?) in a thunderstorm.

I think God was doing this kid a favor.
Last edited by rayIII at Jul 14, 2006,
#28
dude that kid got owned.
OMG you admitted to liking korn and soad, you better delete that before some of the metal heads come in riding there new ego fueled cars to bitch you out .

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#30
Quote by Doc31
why would u mow the lawn in a thunderstorm..


If I'm not mistaken, he was trying to finish mowing the lawn before the storm got to him.

Apparently his timing was way off, and he hit the lights.
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#31
I guess God is a Mustaine fan.
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#32
i think he was listening to st anger, so god didnt want him to suffer more
Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity

Screw you Waldo, go find yourself!!!!
#33
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
If I'm not mistaken, he was trying to finish mowing the lawn before the storm got to him.

Apparently his timing was way off, and he hit the lights.


#34
Quote by tamargoguitar
i think he was listening to st anger, so god didnt want him to suffer more




That is one of the better ones in this thread.
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#35
seachiiiiiiiiiiiing! seek and destroy!! BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kid gets hit by lightning*
Fighting for peace, is like screwing for virginity

Screw you Waldo, go find yourself!!!!
#36
Uhh if you read it, he said he was supposed to go on a date... guess what he said, possibly the worst excuse ever for missing a date but actually happened to this poor guy...

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..Then, he called a girl he was supposed to meet for a date.

"I said, 'I did not stand you up. I was struck by lightning."
#37
Quote by x/taluha
http://www.denverpost.com/search/ci_4016385
The teenager was hit by lighting and the iPod acted as antenna while he was listening to Metallica.
I won't be going out anytime soon with my iPod.


That's a good lesson, if you listen to metallica, bad things happen.
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#38
(this thread is still alive?)

lmao the best part is he was probably feelin all badass with his metallica

EDIT:
Last edited by rayIII at Jul 15, 2006,
#39
^Hmmm... Scenario time!

Kid : Yay Im so hardcore w/ this new Metallica mp3! Whats it called again? Oh yeah! Ride th--*Insert Uber Lightning Sound Effects here*
#40
Yeah, well this tells you how much ipods suck and Metallica rule.

Alot.

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