#1
OK - this one describes a chick i knew from psychology - again it's a medium tempo bluesey bounce for piano

She?s a Modern Mod (and she likes it Both Ways)

(yells) She?s a Modern Mod and she likes it Both Ways
(sings)She?s a Modern Mod (and she likes it Both Ways)
Shes not the kinda lady who?ll throw you away
Although you may catch her with another girl
It doesn?t mean that it?s the end of the world
Because she?s a modern mod and she likes it both ways

Got her hair dyed black with just a hint of red
(she?s a modern mod (and she likes it both ways)
Got those puppies hangin? out you heard what I said
(she?s a modern mod (and she likes it both ways)
While she ain?t a goth she wears black everyday
(She?s a modern mod (and she likes it both ways)
face made up real white when she comes round to play
She?s a modern mod and she likes it both ways

She ain?t a rocker,
No not slutty, not a rebel
Get her pissed off and watch her raisin? hell
Into alternative music like the black keys and the strokes
Got me on a leash telling me where to go
Because she?s a modern mod and she likes it both ways

Shes got converse shoes over fishnet tights
When you?re in a group she insists you get it right
Tells me that her life lacks real meaning
Shows no signs of politically leaning
Shes one of the few real people left today
She?s a modern mod and she likes it both ways

Every Friday night she likes to take some people home
She tells me that they?re to stop her being alone
But considering the numbers, I really can?t agree
The visions in my head are really bothering me
she?s a modern mod and she likes it both ways

does she charge a fee?
I don?t know
Does she video the scene?
I don?t know
Will she invite me?
I hope so
How many ways does she like it?
Both ways

she?s a modern mod and she likes it both ways (3X)
#3
I especially like the "shows no signs of politically leaning" line. It's cool that there's still people that are open-minded about the government.