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#1
Just post your own Yo Mama jokes....here's a not so original one, but I thought it was pretty cool:

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

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#2
this has been done far too many times.
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#7
i made this one up..its kinda gross when you think about it......

yo momma's so fat, last time i ate her out, i gained 20 pounds..
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#8
Your mama so fat that she is the golden gate bridge.
#9
yo mama so fat...
it is probably a sign of self-loathing. Talk to her about her feelings and explain obesity increases the risk of heart disease and strokes.

man, classic
#11
Your mother is so morbidly obese she has very little room to move through her own door.
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#12
Your momma's so fat, I rolled over twice and still wasn't off the bitch.

Your momma's like a big mac. Full of fat and worth a dallor.


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#13
Your mama is so fat .... that her weight is off putting to the opposite sex. She also is missing a leg.
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#14
Yo mamma so fat she is the cause of a slight but measurable shift in the Earth's rotation.
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#17
yo mama's so fat, she can give a tit wank to a blue whale
#18
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Your mother is so morbidly obese she has very little room to move through her own door.
Har Har, good show ol' chap!



now now there is no need to insult the English language on topic

"Yo mammas so fat, to **** her, I had to roll her in flour and find the wet spot."

or

"Yo mammas so fat, I heard shes gonna lose a leg to diabetise"

(i suck at yo mamma jokes)
#19
Your mother is so fat that if she were any fatter.... Well then she wouldn't be very skinny at all.

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#20
Yo mammas so normal, people can't make very good jokes outta her!!

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#21
yo mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
yo mommas tounge is so hairy she gets rugburn every time she swallows
#23
youre mommas just like KFC

when youre done with the breast and thighs, you still have a greasy box to stick ur bone in


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#24
Your mom is like a dollar store. Cheap and full of bacteria.
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#25
your moms so fat she has her own time zone

your moms so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white
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#26
This one was really dumb for most people, except the two huge Metallica fans present. They died. Everyone else was like, "Just shut up. It sucked."

Yo' mamma so stupid she thought Ride The Lightning was a porno, not a Metallica album.
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#27
i saw this on the show yo mamma last night. out of 2 episodes this was the most entertaining joke and it sucks.


yo mamma's a platmun rapper, she wraped a million burittos.
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#29
yo mamas like home depot 10 cents a screw 100 $ a drill.
yo mamas like a shotgun two cocks and shes loaded
#30
Yo mamma's so fat that when god said "let there be light," he just meant for her to move out of the way.

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#32
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Just post your own Yo Mama jokes....here's a not so original one, but I thought it was pretty cool:

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a dollar and made change.

Alright,now your turn...Go



Yo mama so fat, her weight is higher than your UG Contribution score! BURN!
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#34
your mama's so fat, when she swims in the ocean all the sailors shout LAND HO!

your mama's so poor, when ur friend saw her kickin a can down the street and asked what she was doin, she said 'moving'

your mama's so poor, the cockroaches ride dirtbikes around her toilet bowl

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#35
Yo mama is so fat that when she went sky bungee jumping she pulled the bridge down with her.

When I went to yo mama's house I asked her what's for dinner, and she spread open her legs and said crabs.
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#37
guys this thread died almost 5 months ago
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#38
Yo momma is going to die from a severe case of AIDs.. Usually thats no laughing matter.. but you sir created a shitty thread so i had a chuckle at her expense..
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#40
Some i know and invneted from me:

Yo mama is so fat, that she cant float on space

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a vacation cruise it ends being a vacation submarine

Yo mama is so fat that when she see's a whale she sings: "we are family"...

You momma is so fat and stupid that the only thing she knows to do is to occupy space
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