#2
One made out of metal.
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#3
les paul standard bass or a warwick 6 string bass
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#4
gibson doubleneck :P
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#5
Yeah, those double necks are super heavy.
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#9
wat about that guitar with like 5 necks? im sure that weighs a ton

Originally Posted by grungefan89
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#10
I've heard that les pauls are, but I've picked one up b4 and I didn't think it was that heavy.
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#11
some les pauls are heavier than others
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#14
that guitar owns. Wings, not rings FTW !!!!!!!!
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#15
Ive seen a display guitar (that actually worked) made out of solid vermont marble that im willing to bet weighed a ton. But in terms of standard produciton models (not counting double necks) probably either a Les Paul or a PRS (some of those things are really really heavy)
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#16
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I've heard that les pauls are, but I've picked one up b4 and I didn't think it was that heavy.


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#17
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Whats so funny? I've only played one (actually, I'm not sure it was even a gibson) and it must have weighe upward 10 pounds.
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#19
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Whats so funny? I've only played one (actually, I'm not sure it was even a gibson) and it must have weighe upward 10 pounds.

haha...man my les paul weighs 28 pounds....
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#21
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haha...man my les paul weighs 28 pounds....

are you ****ing serious? Mine is 10 lb!
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#25
Whos gonna mess with this strat
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#26
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#28
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Whos gonna mess with this strat



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#29
my LP is about 12 pounds.. but id imagine those multi neck guitars are the heaviest
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#32
les pauls but it depends on which you get, the standards weigh a ton but the supremes arnt too be beacsue the body is all chambered

Originally Posted by grungefan89
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#33
my fender. outweighs a LP noticably

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#34
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howq about this

pretty sure it wasnt a competition for "ugliest" or "most unnessecary" guitar

haha im just foolin

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#35
Quote by JanickClone
my fender. outweighs a LP noticably

jesus, wat do you have?

Originally Posted by grungefan89
Geeze, why don't you just give the kid a pistol to shoot at his head? Telling someone to go buy a B.C. Rich - and on a budget - is like giving someone a gun and telling them to commit suicide.
#36
I dont have the picture, but the guitar in the Seminole hard rock in South Florida (were I live) is pretty huge. Its strings light up from the low E down to the high e and then back. Its pretty cool.