#1
I was looking for an Epiphone Broadway on eBay, and this seemed like a pretty reasonable deal. I get to the page, and you won't even believe what I start to hear.

It's actually quite funny/sickening. Not sickening in like a gross way, though. Just have your speakers up. It's not a screamer or anything, I promise.

Just wait a few seconds for it to load, then listen. It made me audibly say "...what the fuck?"

http://cgi.ebay.com/GIBSON-EPIPHONE-ELITIST-BROADWAY-NATURAL-GUITAR-CASE_W0QQitemZ110009842715QQihZ001QQcategoryZ33037QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#2
wow, he is teh pWN at guitaring


AC/DC FTW!

EDIT: the guy seems illiterate and i had trouble figuring out what the song was
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#3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD AHAHAHA
THaTAS THE FUNNIEST **** IVE EVER HEARD AAHAHAHAH AIWEHAIEFPFAFI AHAHAHAH

OH MAN THAT WAS CLASSIC

oh man u guys have to listen to that
#5
oh my god love it

Well its half-tempo, we cant blame him

gibson epiphone....classic
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#7
Woah.. it took a while and then I was like what the hell...

Edit:why in the hell did they even play?
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#8
aren't those Broadways more jazzy sounding guitars? not good at rock stuff. Or is that the Riviera (or both of them)?

he probably sells guitars on ebay since he sucks at playing the thing too much to work in a guitar store
#10
Yeah, the Broadway is an absolute jazzbox. Which is why I was so surprised upon hearing the most fantastic version of Back in Black I've ever heard.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#11
He was using a jazzbox to play AC/DC. WTF?!

It's a nice guitar though.
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#13
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD AHAHAHA
THaTAS THE FUNNIEST **** IVE EVER HEARD AAHAHAHAH AIWEHAIEFPFAFI AHAHAHAH

OH MAN THAT WAS CLASSIC

oh man u guys have to listen to that

:stickpoke oooook, it wasn't that funny dude, calm down and take your Diazepam.
#14
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:stickpoke oooook, it wasn't that funny dude, calm down and take your Diazepam.

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#15
Lmfao
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#16
intro sounds like a half retarded sped that has played a guitar for like 6 days.........funy ass fukkkk
#17
hahaha, it made me say what the ****! haha...oh man...its like an auction you dont have to read...
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#18

He sounds like such a nerd, I have expected him to say "lol" when I was listening.
#20
wow that was very entertaining
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#21
First of all this guy uses the same clip for every guitar he sells. And almost all epiphone guitar sellers will call them Gibson Epiphone.

Ebay noobs
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#22
what a dumbass
i'm functionally retarded and i can play better than that
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#23
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First of all this guy uses the same clip for every guitar he sells. And almost all epiphone guitar sellers will call them Gibson Epiphone.

Ebay noobs


I hope you're not referring to me. Because if you are, I think you misunderstood this thread.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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#24
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I hope you're not referring to me. Because if you are, I think you misunderstood this thread.


I'm talking to everyone that said that this guy is a retard or what a retared auction he must be a scammer.

Also the guys at Guitar Center and other places that sell expensive amps, don't even play guitar.

your topic started in good humour, but it got out of hand.
Ibanez -> Peavey -> Eardrums

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#25
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I'm talking to everyone that said that this guy is a retard or what a retared auction he must be a scammer.

Also the guys at Guitar Center and other places that sell expensive amps, don't even play guitar.

your topic started in good humour, but it got out of hand.


Alright, I see what you're saying. Carry on.
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thats about south africa tho...which isnt poor at all.
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