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Here's a list I made while I was looking at www.getannoyed.com. I've never actually tried any of them, but if anyone does please post the reactions you get. Some, like 2, 10 and 11, require that your family is fairly strongly christian.

1. Stare at static on TV. If anyone asks you what you're doing, murmur something. The second time someone asks, start trembling. The third time, pretend to snap out of something, turn off the tv, and seem nervous. Make an excuse like "I was looking for another channel".

2. Draw pentagrams in chalk all over your driveway.

3. In your room with the door shut, laugh maniacally(sp?), really loudly. If anyone asks what you were doing, say "You'll find out" and smile.

4.Spend hours planning battles with toy soldiers. If it seems like one side is losing, smack them across the room and mutter "My plan will never work..."

5. Draw pictures of everyone in your family, hang them on your wall, then wait until you're sure someone has seen them. Then write a date, about three weeks in the future, on each of them.

6. Find some makeup at a theater shop and put scabs on your wrists that look like they were made by cuts. If anyone asks how they got there, just smile darkly.

7. Spend hours researching the paranormal.

8. Sit in a public room, like the living room, by yourself with the lights out.

9. Stare at people. When they notice, look away, but make sure they know you were staring at them. Try to look like you're suppressing an evil smile.

10. Look deadly scared when you go to church with your family.

11. "Get caught" praying to a poster of a pentagram with "belial" written in the middle of it on your closet wall. Close your closet immediately. and ask whoever "caught" you what they are doing in your room.

12. Sometimes(not too often), when you would refer to your pet as "my dog" or "my cat", instead say "my famili- uh, cat".

13. Frequently talk about how horrible witch burnings were.

14. Carry a pocket knife on you at all time. Habitually take it out and stroke the blade.

15. Look through the obituaries in the newspaper.Smile and say "So it worked", put the newspaper down so people can see what you were reading, and walk away.
You will find me as cute as your favourite nephew
Until I break your knees with a baseball bat
You will find me so kind, I'll be someone you like
Until I brush your teeth with a razorblade
Last edited by stormchaser at Jul 17, 2006,
#2
Heres another to add:


When in an elevator. Get up next to someone and stare at them 3 inches from their face. Then say "Your one of THEM aren't you!?" and then go sit in the corner of the elevator.
Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile on many more layers and I'll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph,
sail on the steel breeze.
#3
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5. Draw pictures of everyone in your family, hang them on your wall, then wait until you're sure someone has seen them. Then write a date, about three weeks in the future, on each of them.




Good stuff.
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4.Spend hours planning battles with toy soldiers. If it seems like one side is losing, smack them across the room and mutter "My plan will never work..."



#6
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#4 is my favorite.
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15. Look through the obituaries in the newspaper.Smile and say "So it worked", put the newspaper down so people can see what you were reading, and walk away.

i gotta try that
#9
while on a plane Sport a kamikaze helmet and goggles. Speak in a low voice into a hand held tape recorder: "Today's date, December 7th, 1941. I was not able to command my own personal plane but success shall still be ours...."
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#10
go to a public restroom and roll a piece of toilet paper in peanut butter and then kick it over to the stall next to you. ask for it back.
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You're a bald gopher with wings that lives in the countryside, working on a farm.


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Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

God bless the underdog and God bless the antihero.
#12
OHHH OHHH i got one!


Go to a drivethru, go up to the speaker, and when they ask for your order, speak in a gurgly voice. They will think the speaker is really messed up and ask you to pull up to the window. When you get up to the window, keep talking in a gurgly voice!
Nobody knows where you are, how near or how far.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Pile on many more layers and I'll be joining you there.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
And we'll bask in the shadow of yesterday's triumph,
sail on the steel breeze.
#13
Play a violent first person shooter and whenever you kill someone laugh histericly.
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#16
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Play a violent first person shooter and whenever you kill someone laugh histericly.

how's that odd? I do it all the time.
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4.Spend hours planning battles with toy soldiers. If it seems like one side is losing, smack them across the room and mutter "My plan will never work..."

For some reason this reminds me of Napoleans part in the presantation in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
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#19
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how's that odd? I do it all the time.


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Whatever you say.
#20
I've never tried it but if you were to stand backwards in an elevator full of people they will start to freak out.(Facing the wall and the people and not the door)
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#21
heres some dumb ones

1.)find someone with a hearing ad, and sneak up behind them and make a high pitched beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep sound, and watch htem, they should sit there and mess with the hearing ad.

2.)get a pager and go into a public room, hav a friend page you and ask to use somebodys cellphone, then pretend your a doctor and say dumb stuff like "uh-huh really, well did the nurse clean it up? it got everywhere? i knew we should tape the anal tubes in. people should start lisnenting to me, less lube more tape!!!" or something else really dumb and doctor like
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1. stand out in front of kmart and wen sum old hag walks past scream rilly loud. she'll be all like "sunny in mah day kids coudn't go round yellin at nice old ladys" and get all wurked up. when she starts talking TOTALLY interupt (sp?) her and yell "ANARCHY RULES!!!!!!" then run away
2. go in2 teh public library at skool and rite "ANARCHY RULES!!!!!!" on all the books.
3. Hijack a commercial airliner and crash it into the world trade center causing the deaths of thousands.
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This thread is the stupidest, most juvenile thing I have ever seen. You kids badly need some ritalin, or at least a muzzle. For a second I thought this would be a parody of that extremely dumb "4N4RCHY PHR34K3R" Anarchist's Cookbook thing, but to find that you're perfectly serious...
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1. stand out in front of kmart and wen sum old hag walks past scream rilly loud. she'll be all like "sunny in mah day kids coudn't go round yellin at nice old ladys" and get all wurked up. when she starts talking TOTALLY interupt (sp?) her and yell "ANARCHY RULES!!!!!!" then run away
2. go in2 teh public library at skool and rite "ANARCHY RULES!!!!!!" on all the books.
3. Hijack a commercial airliner and crash it into the world trade center causing the deaths of thousands.
...
This thread is the stupidest, most juvenile thing I have ever seen. You kids badly need some ritalin, or at least a muzzle. For a second I thought this would be a parody of that extremely dumb "4N4RCHY PHR34K3R" Anarchist's Cookbook thing, but to find that you're perfectly serious...




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#25
walk into a bank, put some gloves, on, tap the person infront of oyu and say, "now would be a good time to run."
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14. Carry a pocket knife on you at all time. Habitually take it out and stroke the blade.

I carry a knife with me al the time. Sometimes (usually when I'm bored) I use it to clean my fingernails, then carefully wipe off/clean the blade (its a nice knife). No one has ever said anything to me about it, and I've never gotten any weird looks. In a way I'm kinda suprised I haven't.
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#27
I got a variation on the elevator one (i got the idea from fear and loathing in las vegas)

stand in the corner of an elevator. when someone looks at you, turn around slowly and face the corner (make sure you stand right up against the corner)
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#28
4.Spend hours planning battles with toy soldiers. If it seems like one side is losing, smack them across the room and mutter "My plan will never work..."


I already do that >_>
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#29
hahah once i was in the movie theater, and the bathrooms were full.

so i go into a stall and start moaning like im jacking off or something.

when i opened the door, everybody was looking at me.

it was awsome.
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#30
me and my dad do this every saturday be4 my guitar lesson

park near a porno store and when someones going in or out honk your horn and wave and they look like their gonna be sick
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Quote by Ranger01
For some reason this reminds me of Napoleans part in the presantation in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.

Actually, that's what I was thinking when I wrote it.
You will find me as cute as your favourite nephew
Until I break your knees with a baseball bat
You will find me so kind, I'll be someone you like
Until I brush your teeth with a razorblade
#33
Quote by stormchaser
Here's a list I made while I was looking at www.getannoyed.com.

1. Stare at static on TV. If anyone asks you what you're doing, murmur something. The second time someone asks, start trembling. The third time, pretend to snap out of something, turn off the tv, and seem nervous. Make an excuse like "I was looking for another channel".


4.Spend hours planning battles with toy soldiers. If it seems like one side is losing, smack them across the room and mutter "My plan will never work..."

5. Draw pictures of everyone in your family, hang them on your wall, then wait until you're sure someone has seen them. Then write a date, about three weeks in the future, on each of them.


8. Sit in a public room, like the living room, by yourself with the lights out.


15. Look through the obituaries in the newspaper.Smile and say "So it worked", put the newspaper down so people can see what you were reading, and walk away.



my favorites....lmao

this is definately my favorite thread in awhile.....
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#34
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me and my dad do this every saturday be4 my guitar lesson

park near a porno store and when someones going in or out honk your horn and wave and they look like their gonna be sick


ROFLMAO

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14. Carry a pocket knife on you at all time. Habitually take it out and stroke the blade.


I carry a knife with me al the time. Sometimes (usually when I'm bored) I use it to clean my fingernails, then carefully wipe off/clean the blade (its a nice knife). No one has ever said anything to me about it, and I've never gotten any weird looks. In a way I'm kinda suprised I haven't.


I carry one too ... but I also live in a redneck filled county *I'm not a 'neck jst FYI*

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my favorites....lmao

this is definately my favorite thread in awhile.....


Thanks everyone for all the positive input.
You will find me as cute as your favourite nephew
Until I break your knees with a baseball bat
You will find me so kind, I'll be someone you like
Until I brush your teeth with a razorblade
#36
I lol'ed at 4.
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I carry a knife with me al the time. Sometimes (usually when I'm bored) I use it to clean my fingernails, then carefully wipe off/clean the blade (its a nice knife). No one has ever said anything to me about it, and I've never gotten any weird looks. In a way I'm kinda suprised I haven't.


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ROFLMAO


I carry one too ... but I also live in a redneck filled county *I'm not a 'neck jst FYI*



as do I, but mine is a Mk. 3 Trench knife its a 11" combat knife. (I havnt been stopped by the police for it tho) here is a site i found that has em.
http://www2.rangersurplus.com/details.asp?tgs=5775237:8054170&cart_id=&item_id=2144
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Last edited by Ranger01 at Jul 17, 2006,
#38
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When in an elevator. Get up next to someone and stare at them 3 inches from their face. Then say "Your one of THEM aren't you!?" and then go sit in the corner of the elevator.

i think thats already on that site
#39
Here's one more:

16. During a conversation, just stop, stare into space, and move your lips slightly. Then looka back at the person and say "uhh... sorry." continue the conversation. Only do this one about three times, and space them all a couple days apart.
You will find me as cute as your favourite nephew
Until I break your knees with a baseball bat
You will find me so kind, I'll be someone you like
Until I brush your teeth with a razorblade
#40
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how's that odd? I do it all the time.


EXACTLY! Whats wrong when you just blew some guys head off and then take a picture of it to show all of your friends.
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