#2
Ahh! conspiracy!
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#3
wait a minute, that cant be the same person... Kenny G is playing a Sax, and Marty is playing a guitar...
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#4
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wait a minute, that cant be the same person... Kenny G is playing a Sax, and Marty is playing a guitar...


Can't beat that logic.
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#5
I've been saying it for years! Twins, seperated at birth?
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#6
One I enjoy listening to as a musician, while the other puts out annoying material that I can't stand... so I would rather they not be the same person.
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#7
uh... you like friedman right^^^ ?
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#9
Die.


Kenny G must.
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt.
He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.


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#10
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lol That's exactly what I was thinking.
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#11
Yea I know they look a lot alike.
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#12
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lol That's exactly what I was thinking.


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#13
Damn sucka! check marty jammin on dat sa...O GOD!!!! WTF!!!
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#15
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uh... you like friedman right^^^ ?


Haha of course... did it really need to be asked?
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#17
Pfft, Kenny G has more talent than Friedman in his left sockless toe.
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#18
Kenny G is rather talented. He can hold a note like none other.

But Marty > Kenny

SRSLY
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#19
That's not a talent, that's circular breathing.

Big ****ing deal.

Kenny G is an asswhipe.
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt.
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#20
Where's the option for "they both suck"?

EDIT: And have ridiculous hair?
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#22
O Rly?
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#23
btw, I was using some o that sarcasm before with my comment.
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#25
Yeah, that's a legendary rant.
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#26
marty is freakin amazing, someone should just shoot this kenny fellow, i've never listened to him though...oh well whack him anyway
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#28
I've never heard "Mr. G"'s music, but that rant was ****ing harsh!
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#29
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How can you not have ever heard Kenny G? He's like, everywhere.


i don't pay attention to whats going on around me, the radio, or music other people tell me to listen to unless i know that person is very intelligent in the field of music so my range is kinda limited...
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#30
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They both suck and have ridiculous hair.

Seriously.


Marty F > j00. Forget Kenny G!
#31
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"Mr. G"'s music, but that rant was ****ing harsh!

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#33
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They both suck and have ridiculous hair.

Seriously.


Actually, Marty may suck, but Kenny G definately blows
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#34
i like one the other one puts me to sleep... literally
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#35
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I, for one, found Pat Metheny's comments on Kenny G amusing: http://www.jazzguitar.com/features/kennyg.html



since that record came out - in protest, as insigificant as it may be, i encourage everyone to boycott kenny g recordings, concerts and anything he is associated with. if asked about kenny g, i will diss him and his music with the same passion that is in evidence in this little essay.
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#36
How can anyone say Marty Friedman sucks?
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#37
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How can anyone say Marty Friedman sucks?


I clearly don't know, but you just did.
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