Quote by paintITblack39
Start to rape the fretboard as well.

Kill yourself.
Quote by Ihearthetfield
Alternate picking. It's so much easier to play if you alternate pick.

its impossible to play it if you dont alternate pick
if you dont alternate its gonna look amazing!
keep your penises away from the fretboard
Quote by SForbz-Rockstar
You're a bald gopher with wings that lives in the countryside, working on a farm.

Quote by Bubban
Having sex in a pool full of jello? How strangely erotic. No, not just any sex, butts-*gets shot*

God bless the underdog and God bless the antihero.
yea that last one about keeping your penis away from the fretboard was completely ****ing retarted