#1
Well I couldn't find any real threads on the show if there is i'll delete this.

I saw a South Park thread so I thought I would start this. King Of The Hill is definately a great show and one I like to watch all the time. Anyways this thread is for other fans of the show to discuss there favorite episodes or aything about the show.

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#2
i hate how FX started all over or something, theyre showing all these really old ones where hank sounds alot like a redneck and is all badly drawn.
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#3
I love that show, it reminds me of my family. The best one is were Dale goes insane and runs off in the forest with a tape recorder and starts talking to it. He then realizes it has no batteries and just tosses it.
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I keep seeing this one episode where Hank's truck is really screwed up and keeps catching fire. I get to the part where it gets hit by the train but never get to finish seeing it. Anyone wanna tell me what happens after? Sorry, strange request.
#5
I love how they were able to make a succesful show based on the irritated neighbor of Beavis and Butthead. my personal fav episode is when hank gets the ass implants
#6
my favorite part in that show was when megalo mart blew up and boomhower(spelling?) was talking to the cop really fast and the cop couldn't understand, so he told him to slow down, and he goes, "yo...man...dad...gum....meg....a....lo....mart....done...gone....blown....up....man...(etcetera)"
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I keep seeing this one episode where Hank's truck is really screwed up and keeps catching fire. I get to the part where it gets hit by the train but never get to finish seeing it. Anyone wanna tell me what happens after? Sorry, strange request.


YEAAAAAH! King of the Hill kicksass. Anyway, the truck eventually breaks down on traintrack and gets destroyed.
#9
Peggy needs to die.
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YEAAAAAH! King of the Hill kicksass. Anyway, the truck eventually breaks down on traintrack and gets destroyed.

No, what happens AFTER? I already saw that part. Does he get a new truck or what?
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No, what happens AFTER? I already saw that part. Does he get a new truck or what?


Yea, In the episode Hank blamed Bobby for breaking the truck, Bobby runs, Hank test runs a truck the salesman was trying to sell him. Finds Bobby and buys it.
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I keep seeing this one episode where Hank's truck is really screwed up and keeps catching fire. I get to the part where it gets hit by the train but never get to finish seeing it. Anyone wanna tell me what happens after? Sorry, strange request.



hank makes bobby think its his fault so they go back to the dealership and hank tells bobby to sit there and stay still while he go's to use the phone....so then bobby thinks that hank hates him so he starts walking home in the rain....so eventually hank figures out that bobby left and he asks the truck dealer if he can test drive a truck and the guys says ya...so hank goes to pick up bobby, and on the way there he starts using all the new trucks features (using 4WD to get out of a mudpit, finding out which direction to go in cause a guy said that bobby went a certain way etc.) that he was in denial about earlier and finds out it is better than his last trust...so he finds bobby and finally convinced him to get in the truck by saying 'it has seat warmers'....so then they drive back to the dealership and im pretty sure thats where the episode ends....

EDIT: damn...got beat to it, but mines more in depth lol
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Peggy needs to die.



i know, that big footed bitch should die
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#14
Okay, now what you do is get Peggy asleep first. Put her out. Then take her outside into an open area, preferably all dirt. Place her on a picnic table. Tie ropes from her arms and legs to four different horses. Then tie her down to the table nice and tight. Once she wakes up, everyone just starts beating Peggy severely. Give her a good half hour whipping, nothing too extreme...yet. Whip her face a few times, then cut her with some blunt knives. Smash her glasses on her face. By this time she'd be fairly ****ed up.

Get a knife and take one eyeball out by any method. Then shove it down her mouth. Make her eat it. The remaining one should be singed with a very fat cigar. Ouch. Rip her toenails out of her size 20 feet. "Declaw" her hands. Shave her head and put the hair in her mouth. If there's time, invite local sadists and cannibals to have at her. If she isn't dead, she's in more pain than that guy from Pulp Fiction. To end it, have the horses slowly pull her arms and legs in opposite directions from her torso. Quartering is absolutely brutal. ****, the Romans only did that like once or twice. Once she's separated, decapitate her.

Once dead...free hits? Body mutilation? Whatever, light her on fire with something nasty, then take the ashes and put them at the bottom of an outhouse. Then everyone can take dumps on Peggy. Do not put her ashes on the ground, nothing will grow there.

I don't think a death can get much more ****ed up than that. That's nasty ****, but...it's Peggy.
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Peggy needs to die.

hahahahahahhaha
agreed

thats what ive been thinking for the longest time

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Okay, now what you do is get Peggy asleep first. Put her out. Then take her outside into an open area, preferably all dirt. Place her on a picnic table. Tie ropes from her arms and legs to four different horses. Then tie her down to the table nice and tight. Once she wakes up, everyone just starts beating Peggy severely. Give her a good half hour whipping, nothing too extreme...yet. Whip her face a few times, then cut her with some blunt knives. Smash her glasses on her face. By this time she'd be fairly ****ed up.

Get a knife and take one eyeball out by any method. Then shove it down her mouth. Make her eat it. The remaining one should be singed with a very fat cigar. Ouch. Rip her toenails out of her size 20 feet. "Declaw" her hands. Shave her head and put the hair in her mouth. If there's time, invite local sadists and cannibals to have at her. If she isn't dead, she's in more pain than that guy from Pulp Fiction. To end it, have the horses slowly pull her arms and legs in opposite directions from her torso. Quartering is absolutely brutal. ****, the Romans only did that like once or twice. Once she's separated, decapitate her.

Once dead...free hits? Body mutilation? Whatever, light her on fire with something nasty, then take the ashes and put them at the bottom of an outhouse. Then everyone can take dumps on Peggy. Do not put her ashes on the ground, nothing will grow there.

I don't think a death can get much more ****ed up than that. That's nasty ****, but...it's Peggy.



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Dale is the best character on the show.

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"Objection! Conjecture! Objecture!"

"Damnit Dale, that isn't even a word!"

I love Dale.

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#19
I love the one where Dale thinks he has rabies and loses his mind in the woods.


Then there's the one where he becomes patriotic.

And I can't forget the episode where Luann and Peggy were nearly destroyed by a tornado in the trailer park. Hank got all his clothes ripped off by the wind. Everyone was there to see.

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Okay, now what you do is get Peggy asleep first. Put her out. Then take her outside into an open area, preferably all dirt. Place her on a picnic table. Tie ropes from her arms and legs to four different horses. Then tie her down to the table nice and tight. Once she wakes up, everyone just starts beating Peggy severely. Give her a good half hour whipping, nothing too extreme...yet. Whip her face a few times, then cut her with some blunt knives. Smash her glasses on her face. By this time she'd be fairly ****ed up.

Get a knife and take one eyeball out by any method. Then shove it down her mouth. Make her eat it. The remaining one should be singed with a very fat cigar. Ouch. Rip her toenails out of her size 20 feet. "Declaw" her hands. Shave her head and put the hair in her mouth. If there's time, invite local sadists and cannibals to have at her. If she isn't dead, she's in more pain than that guy from Pulp Fiction. To end it, have the horses slowly pull her arms and legs in opposite directions from her torso. Quartering is absolutely brutal. ****, the Romans only did that like once or twice. Once she's separated, decapitate her.

Once dead...free hits? Body mutilation? Whatever, light her on fire with something nasty, then take the ashes and put them at the bottom of an outhouse. Then everyone can take dumps on Peggy. Do not put her ashes on the ground, nothing will grow there.

I don't think a death can get much more ****ed up than that. That's nasty ****, but...it's Peggy.



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#23
King of the Hill is class. The best episode was when they were at the dog dancing competition, that makes me laugh so much when Bobbys dancing with the scotty dog. ^I remember the hurricane one too
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i love king of the hill, except for one character...

hank hill

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Yes I revived this thread but only to say that the King Of The Hill marathon was great.

I think it was to celebrate their 10th Year running if so wow the show has really lasted.

So Congratz Hank and the rest of the Arlen family.
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#27
This show owns. My friend's little brother looks exactly like Bobby
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I love the one where the prostitute works at Strickland Propane.

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I keep seeing this one episode where Hank's truck is really screwed up and keeps catching fire. I get to the part where it gets hit by the train but never get to finish seeing it. Anyone wanna tell me what happens after? Sorry, strange request.
he ends up going back to the truck place and Bobby starts running home and Hank ends up picking Bobby up in a truck he test drives from the truck place.
#31
Revived!

This should be brought back after that other thread was started. I think Cotton is the funniest character on the show.

Cotton: "Hank, you got a fat neck!"

I don't know why, but stuff like that can make me crack up.
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#32
Oh god did anyone see the episode when Bobby hangs out with the nerds that think there wizards that was HILLARIOUS! Did anyone know the show was made by the beavis and butthead creator Mike Judge?
#33
LOL cotton is a funny character and glad you revived the thread.

Cotton: "Pump jockey!!!"

Hank: "I am not a pump jockey..."

Cotton: "Works for tips!!!"


Dale is my favorite character, he's just hilarious.


^^I read Hank Hill was based off of a character in Beavis and Butthead not sure if it's true though, since I never really got to watch that show.
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