#1
Alright. Voting time is here. First, I'll lay some ground rules before we get to the fun part:

1. You can only vote for one person per category

2. You can vote the same person in multiple categories

3. If you reeeaaaallllyyyy need to, you can vote for yourself for a category(except for the "Tom award"....only Tom[aka Prophet of Page ] can be voted for on that one ). But do not get carried away and let it get to your head. If I see that you are just voting yourself in for most of the awards, your ballot will be disqualified.

4. NO SPAMMINATING THIS THREAD. IF you post, it will be for voting reasons, and voting reasons only. If you can't decide on every category right away, Post what you can and edit your post later when you have made a decision.

All clear? Ok, here we go then. Copy&Paste the following list into your post and fill in the names. And if you are unclear as to what a category means, please refer to the Shred Forum Awards Ideas Thread where there is a detailed listing of awards and what they mean in the very first post.

again to Andrew and Resi for making this possible

User Awards:

Most Helpful User -

Least Helpful User -

Most Annoying User -

Most likely user to be banned by Resi -

Favorite User -

Least Favorite User -

Biggest a-hole -

Forum Nazi -

Forum Hippy -

Biggest N00b-pwner -

Best N00b -

Funniest User -

Forum Elitist -

Most Intelligent -

Least Intelligent -

Band Nazi -

Most Popular/best User Shredder -

Needs Improvement -

Most Musically Tolerant -

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re -

Most Overlooked User -

Most Overrated User -

Best User -

Veteran User -

Biggest Smartass -

Favorite Banned User -

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod -

All-Time Favorite Mod -

All-Time Least Favorite Mod -

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser -

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread -

Worst SF Thread -

Zombie Thread -

Funniest Thread -

Most Useful Thread -

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band -

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder -

Best Sig -

Best Avatar -

Greatest Shred Forum Moment -

Tom Award - Prophet of Page
Quote by Resiliance
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Quote by apocalypse13
Lolz

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Last edited by TheUltimateSin at Jul 26, 2006,
#2
User Awards

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - Stratwizard

Most Annoying User - PooKoo

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - TheUltimateSin

Favorite User - NevermorePsalm

Least Favorite User - Stratwizard

Biggest a-hole - Stratwizard

Forum Nazi - FreePower

Forum Hippy -

Biggest N00b-pwner -

Best N00b - Me? I don't know who all is new.

Funniest User - Resiliance

Forum Elitist - StratWizard

Most Intelligent -

Least Intelligent -

Band Nazi - Prophet of Page, with Eric Johnson

Most Popular/best User Shredder -

Needs Improvement -

Most Musically Tolerant -

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re -

Most Overlooked User - waylay00

Most Overrated User - FreePower

Best User - FreePower

Veteran User -

Biggest Smartass - Resiliance

Favorite Banned User - PooKoo

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Resi

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - Resi

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - Prophet of Page

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Technique thread

Worst SF Thread - DragonForce thread

Zombie Thread -

Funniest Thread - DragonForce thread

Most Useful Thread - Technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Poison

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Shawn Lane

Best Sig -

Best Avatar - Midnight 260

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - The whole Dragonforce thread.
R.I.P. Shawn "Memphis Monster" Lane

Member #8 of the Ibanez RG5xx & up club PM tombo32 to join < 110% credit to t2russo
Last edited by waylay00 at Jul 23, 2006,
#3
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - MOS

Most Annoying User - jasonbecker

Favorite User - I'm gonna give this one to Resi

Biggest a-hole - I'm also going to give this to Resi

Forum Hippy - Righteous

Biggest N00b-pwner - Beckerism, seriously, that A7X this was good, and props to Resi for it aswell.

Best N00b - Apoc, Paddy or Pook. I'll give it to Apoc, because I'm gonna nominate the others in a bit.

Funniest User - Again, I'm giving this to Resi.

Forum Elitist - Willjay.

Band Nazi - Waylay, with Shawn Lane

Needs Improvement - Paddy, but he'll get there.

Most Musically Tolerant - Gah, another for Resi

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - SnowballofDoom

Least Favorite User - MOS

Most Overlooked User - Me!

Most Overrated User - Gah, another for Resi

Best Sig - Either Beckerism, or me.

Best Avatar - Me

Best User - I'll give this to Free

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass - Free

Favorite Banned User - Pook

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Resi

All-Time Least Favourite Mod - Mascot. First he knocks me off my high position in the EG who to listen to list, and then he closed my Resi congratulating thread when he found out I started one before him, so that his could go on.

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - Well, I did start the Resi congratulating thread, so me.

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Random Chat

Worst SF Thread - Guns and Roses thread, full of dumbasses.

Zombie Thread - wha?

Funniest Thread - Random Chat

Most Useful Thread - Album recommendations.

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Seems to be the Crue.

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Lane, but I don't see why.

Best Sig - Again, Beckerism, why is this here twice?

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - it went something like (and this may not be perfectly accurate)

Quote by Freepower
Think. This may be difficult if you've never done it before, but start slow and use a metronome


And of course, I'm voting for myself to win the Tom award.
My name is Tom, feel free to use it.
Last edited by Prophet of Page at Jul 22, 2006,
#4
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User -

Most Annoying User -

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Freepower

Favorite User - Erich Young

Least Favorite User - Erich Young

Biggest a-hole - Resi

Forum Nazi - Freepower

Forum Hippy - Midnight 260

Biggest N00b-pwner - Resi

Best N00b - clay123

Funniest User - Resi

Forum Elitist - Resi

Most Intelligent - Free Power

Least Intelligent - Midnight 260

Band Nazi -

Most Popular/best User Shredder - AxeGrinder

Needs Improvement - Freepower

Most Musically Tolerant - Axe Grinder

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Midnight 260

Most Overlooked User - Axe again

Most Overrated User - Free Power

Best Avatar - Midnight 260

Best User - Axe

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass - Resi

Favorite Banned User - Pookoo

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Cas

All-Time Least Favorite Mod -

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - Midnight 260

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread -

Worst SF Thread - "Why don't shredders get in bands instead of Going Solo"

Zombie Thread -

Funniest Thread -

Most Useful Thread - Technique Thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Skid Row

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Jason Becker

Best Sig - mr clapton

Best Avatar - Mine

Greatest Shred Forum Moment -
Quote by Freepower

B) Think. This may be hard if you havent done it before, so start slow and with a metronome.

Quote by Punk Poser
What's in my wallet:
Broken Dreams, crushed oppurtinitues, and an old condom.

Quote by PooKoo
well, we are pricks, but were arrogant, not ignorant.
#5
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Mmm...Freepower

Least Helpful User - Evil Empire

Most Annoying User - I'm not that mean...

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Freepower

Favorite User - waylay00 or Apoc, but since Apoc gets alot of other nominees, Waylay ftw.

Least Favorite User - Still not that mean....

Biggest a-hole - Still not. But I'd like to see the rest of your answers.

Forum Nazi - SnowballofDoom

Forum Hippy - (I really wanna say my Sheep Hippy, but) Righteous

Biggest N00b-pwner - Apoc

Best N00b - TheUltimateSin

Funniest User - Freepower

Forum Elitist - I'd hope no one truly was around here.

Most Intelligent - Resi

Least Intelligent - ME! (fo real...maybe A7Xownz)

Band Nazi - Nile and Apoc...you have no idea dude...no idea.

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Stratwizard

Needs Improvement - Apoc, but he's getting better.

Most Musically Tolerant - Pookoo

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Evil Empire

Most Overlooked User - Waylay00 (poor man)

Most Overrated User - Maybe FP, sorry...

Best Avatar - Me

Best User - Resi

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass - FP

Favorite Banned User - Pook

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Resi

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - Are there other mods than Resi?

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - not sure

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - The Random Shred Chat

Worst SF Thread - Can u Shred?

Zombie Thread - Yngwie

Funniest Thread - Avenged Sevenfold one with A7Xownz

Most Useful Thread - Technique Thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Extreme

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Shawn Lane

Best Sig - TheUltimateSin

Best Avatar - Me of course

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - A7Xownz
Quote by Yespleasevicar
NevermorePsalm thank you for showing me how clever and witty one person can be in just a few sentances. My God i wanna be like u so much! In fact we all do. Well done

Steven Wilson and Mikael Akerfeldt own my soul.
#6
Most Helpful User - Resi

Least Helpful User - Axey9

Most Annoying User - Leevai

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Axey9

Favorite User - A Resi/PK tie.

Least Favorite User - no-one, anymore.

Biggest a-hole - Axey9

Forum Nazi - Stratwizard

Forum Hippy - Paddyo

Biggest N00b-pwner - pookoo, for sheer volume and ego-destruction

Best N00b - Dunno...

Funniest User - There are too many, TUS, PK, apoc...

Forum Elitist - er.....

Most Intelligent - Resi

Least Intelligent - A7xowns

Band Nazi - A7xowns (lolmg SYNSESTR ROOLS!)

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Stratwizard/Resi

Needs Improvement - Midnight

Most Musically Tolerant - Nobody tolerates anything here.

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Apoc, i demand more spam, less often. Or some kind of similar agreement.

Most Overlooked User - waylay

Most Overrated User - Resi

Best User - Tom

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass - Me...?

Favorite Banned User - PK...

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Asmo

All-Time Favorite Mod - zappp

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - beat

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - Cas is ALWAYS kissing m.... OOOH, its the other way around.... Um, we all defy the modifiers here...

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Random Shred CT

Worst SF Thread - "instead of going solo..." Did he miss that all the shredders he mentioned were in bands? Sometimes many bands? Sometimes even a few bands simultaneously?

Zombie Thread - Anything that's noobish - yngwie thread being a prime example.

(Lol, yngwie sux.
YNGWIE DOESNT SUCK!
Yngwie is cool but shreds too much
Shreds TOO MUCH?
Yeh, just scales all the time...) - or, as it oculd be called, 101 Noob Shred Misconceptions

Funniest Thread - MAMachio

Most Useful Thread - Jim's Thread of Tools for Everyday Life, or "The Technique Thread". And still, i quote "I'm sure it's full of useful tips, but man, 50 pages?" OF USEFUL FUCKING TIPS YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Whitesnake/Alcatraz

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Yngwie/Vai

Best Sig - Tom's.

Best Avatar - Mine. (Gay child porn, oh yeh!)

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - A7xowns. DUH!


And -

FP proudly presents the Tom Award to...


Drumroll....


TOM!
#7
Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - Evil Empire

Most Annoying User - Evil Empire

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil Empire

Favorite User - Golbez

Least Favorite User - Evil EMPIRE FOR ****S SAKE.

Biggest a-hole - The one that has been in jail longest.

Forum Nazi - Resi, that bitch.

Forum Hippy - ?

Biggest N00b-pwner - Free

Best N00b - Apoc.

Funniest User - Snow

Forum Elitist - Resi

Most Intelligent - Golbez

Least Intelligent - Evil Empire

Band Nazi - Me. Just look at the name.

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Don't really listen to people's Dmusic things.

Needs Improvement - PooKoo. He's banned! rawflcopterlolol!

Most Musically Tolerant - ?

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Me. I'm a spam wh0re.

Most Overlooked User - 16 Times

Most Overrated User - In terms of his ass being kissed, Resi.

Best User - Burn

Veteran User - Snow

Biggest Smartass - Nevermore?

Favorite Banned User - Only know one. PooKoo

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Mascot. He leaves the SF alone.

All-Time Favorite Mod - Don't know any others, so I'd go with Mascot.

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - AndrewBiles. He doesn't acknowledged that Resi likes Black Cocks.

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - UltimateSin

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Michael Angelo Machio.

Worst SF Thread - Guns & Roses Sticky

Zombie Thread - Yngwie

Funniest Thread - Machio

Most Useful Thread - Random Shred Thread. Even though it may seem like a spam fest, I've actually learned quite a bit of things there.

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Cacophony. DUH!

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - JB

Best Sig - Moi

Best Avatar - That willy guy. His always makes me take a double take. You know the guy obsessed with Lane?

Edit: It's waylay

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - A7x


Edit: Some changes.
Quote by Resiliance
What if I like gay porn?

Quote by Freepower
*hides cummy tissue*

Quote by hepzibahbaptist
he said yo momma is a ching chang chong and a chang chong ching
whatcha gonna do
Last edited by Beckerism at Jul 23, 2006,
#8
Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - splice

Most Annoying User - NevermorePsalm

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil-Empire 24/7

Favorite User - Resiliance

Least Favorite User - tongue untied

Biggest a-hole - Mad Marius

Forum Nazi - Axegrinder #9

Forum Hippy - PooKoo

Biggest N00b-pwner - Resiliance

Best N00b - apoc

Funniest User - Freepower

Forum Elitist - apocalypse13

Most Intelligent - Resiliance

Least Intelligent - SnowballofDoom

Band Nazi - Tom

Most Popular/best User Shredder - last I listened to, Resiliance

Needs Improvement - SnowballofDoom

Most Musically Tolerant - The SF hates everything

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Beckerism

Most Overlooked User - public property

Most Overrated User - PooKoo

Best User - Resiliance

Veteran User - evac|DB

Biggest Smartass - Freepower

Favorite Banned User - Pookster, I suppose

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resiliance

All-Time Favorite Mod - Resiliance

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - morbid_death

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - er...

Best SF Thread - Random Shred Chat

Worst SF Thread - Gn'R only

Zombie Thread - Why Do You Hate Yngwie?

Funniest Thread - Michael Angelo Machio

Most Useful Thread - The Technique Thread

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Gn'R

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Gilbert

Best Sig - Freepower

Best Avatar - SnowballofDoom

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - a7xownz
Quote by Resiliance
I ain't dissin' ya bro.

I be doin' some 'o dat sarcasm **** right thurr.
#9
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User -

Most Annoying User - EvilEmpire24/7 or something like that

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evilempire

Favorite User - All of them

Least Favorite User - EvilEmpire24/7

Biggest a-hole -

Forum Nazi -

Forum Hippy - A7xownz

Biggest N00b-pwner - PooKoo and Freepower

Best N00b -

Funniest User - Resi

Forum Elitist -

Most Intelligent - Resi

Least Intelligent -

Band Nazi - apoc

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Shawn Lane

Needs Improvement -

Most Musically Tolerant -

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - All the mods

Most Overlooked User -

Most Overrated User -

Best User - Freepower

Veteran User -

Biggest Smartass -

Favorite Banned User - PooKoo

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Resi

All-Time Least Favorite Mod -

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser -

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - a7xownz

Worst SF Thread - Can u shred?

Zombie Thread - Shredder elimination

Funniest Thread - Michael Angelo Machio

Most Useful Thread - The Technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band -

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Paul Gilbert

Best Sig - Beckerism

Best Avatar - Me

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - a7xowns
Administrator of the "Guitarists born in 1991 Club" PM me or greendayguitar to join.

Feel free to add me
#10
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - me...

Most Annoying User - EvilEmpire

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evilempire

Favorite User - Freepower

Least Favorite User - EvilEmpire

Biggest a-hole - dk

Forum Nazi - dk

Forum Hippy - A7xownz

Biggest N00b-pwner - apoc and Freepower

Best N00b - dk

Funniest User - beckerism

Forum Elitist - Resi

Most Intelligent - Resi

Least Intelligent - me

Band Nazi - stratwizard

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Paul Gilbert

Needs Improvement - me

Most Musically Tolerant - dk

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - mods

Most Overlooked User - waylay

Most Overrated User - dk

Best User - Freepower

Veteran User - dk

Biggest Smartass - beckerism

Favorite Banned User - PooKoo

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Resi

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - dont have one

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser -dk

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - a7xownz

Worst SF Thread - I wish all the shredders would join bands rather than go solo!(or some **** like that)

Zombie Thread - yngwie

Funniest Thread - Michael Angelo Machio

Most Useful Thread - The Technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band -

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Paul Gilbert

Best Sig - Beckerism

Best Avatar - me...chuck norris bitch?

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - a7xowns
#11
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Resi

Least Helpful User - Evil Empire

Most Annoying User - Evil Empire

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil Empire

Favorite User - Pook

Least Favorite User - noone

Biggest a-hole - A7xownz

Forum Nazi -Resi

Forum Hippy - A7Xownz (all I want is peace etc...)

Biggest N00b-pwner - Beckerism

Best N00b - The guy who started the DF thread...

Funniest User - Apoc

Forum Elitist - Resi

Most Intelligent -Resi

Least Intelligent -

Band Nazi - Waylay

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Stratwizard

Needs Improvement - Me

Most Musically Tolerant - Resi

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re -

Most Overlooked User - Me

Most Overrated User -

Best User - Pook

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass -Resi

Favorite Banned User -Pook

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod -Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - MorbidDeath

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - A7xownz

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser -

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Random Shred Chat

Worst SF Thread - G'n'R thread

Zombie Thread -

Funniest Thread -Machio

Most Useful Thread -Technique

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band -Skid Row

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Vinnie Moore

Best Sig - Beckerism

Best Avatar - Me

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - A7xOwnz

oh, and Tom for the Tom award
RE: Al DiMeola
Quote by Bill69

he sucks, why woudlnt u play guitar with a pick? oh ya, thats cuz you suck. kerry king owns whoever this guy is


Member 03 of the Yngwie Malmsteen fanclub PM Yngwie Malmstien to join.
#12
In an effort to spur everyone on, I guess I'll vote as well. Come on people!

User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - MOS

Most Annoying User - jasonbecker

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil_Empire24/7 (though I should mention he has been improving)

Favorite User - God************mother****er... This is a hard one. I'm doubting between Tom, FP and Snow... I'll give this one to Tom, just because he's the only one I can talk to on MSN.

Least Favorite User - jasonbecker

Biggest a-hole - MOS

Forum Nazi - Axegrinder #9

Forum Hippy - apocalypse13

Biggest N00b-pwner - Freepower

Best N00b - Paddyo

Funniest User - Freepower

Forum Elitist - MOS

Most Intelligent - Tom

Least Intelligent - jasonbecker

Band Nazi - FP with Berserker

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Tom

Needs Improvement - Freepower

Most Musically Tolerant - Tom

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - apocalypse13

Most Overlooked User - public_property

Most Overrated User - Freepower

Best User - Freepower

Veteran User - I really don't want to vote for myself, but I really don't see anyone spending as much time here as myself... So hey, me.

Biggest Smartass - MOS

Favorite Banned User - Easy win for señor PooKoo here

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Eh, uh, andrewbiles (he mods all band forums, so including this one) if that doesn't count, Mascot

All-Time Favorite Mod - powerfreak

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - beatallica_fan

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - TheUltimateSin (but in a good way)

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Random Shred Chat

Worst SF Thread - G'n'R thread

Zombie Thread - Why do you hate Yngwie?

Funniest Thread - ... a7x0wns, duh

Most Useful Thread - Shred Technique Thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Argh, another nutcracker. Extreme, Mr. Big, Skid Row, so many others... I'll go for Mr. Big simply because of Gilberto.

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - PAUL GILBERT!

Best Sig - Tom

Best Avatar - SnowballofDoom

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - a7x0wns


______________________________________________


TheUltimateSin dude, where's your own vote? Get votin'! Same for every other regular, or if you so please, non-regular
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt.
He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.


Remember: A prudent question is one half of wisdom.

Click.
#13
Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User -

Most Annoying User - evil empire guy

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - evil empire guy

Favorite User - Tom

Least Favorite User -

Biggest a-hole -

Forum Nazi -

Forum Hippy - Righteous I guess

Biggest N00b-pwner - Beckerism/Resi combo

Best N00b - Canadianshred (he hasn't been here for a while I don't think though)

Funniest User - Resi

Forum Elitist -

Most Intelligent - Tom

Least Intelligent -

Band Nazi - Public Property w/ Steve Vai

Most Popular/best User Shredder -

Needs Improvement -

Most Musically Tolerant -

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - PooKoo

Most Overlooked User -

Most Overrated User -

Best User -

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass -

Favorite Banned User - PooKoo

Mod Awards: Resi

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Cas

All-Time Least Favorite Mod -

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser -

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - A7xownz thred

Worst SF Thread - Why do you hate yngwie?

Zombie Thread -

Funniest Thread - A7xownz

Most Useful Thread - Technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Racer X

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Eric Johnson

Best Sig -

Best Avatar -

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - A7xownz
Please vote for my band in a demo competition by clicking
here, pressing the button that says "Gi din stemme" and then connecting to facebook! Thanks a lot!
#14
Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - Evil Empire

Most Annoying User - Evil Empire again..

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil Empire..and again...

Favorite User - PooKoo

Least Favorite User - Evil Empire (feel sorry for the guy)

Biggest a-hole - resi?

Forum Nazi - Resi?

Forum Hippy - ?

Biggest N00b-pwner - Pookoo owns slash threads

Best N00b - JkHalen

Funniest User -

Forum Elitist - Resi

Most Intelligent - FreePower?

Least Intelligent - Evil Empire lol

Band Nazi -

Most Popular/best User Shredder -

Needs Improvement -

Most Musically Tolerant -

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Evil Empire(he spams mass threads )

Most Overlooked User -

Most Overrated User -

Best User -

Veteran User -

Biggest Smartass -

Favorite Banned User - Pookoo

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Isn't Resi the only one?

All-Time Favorite Mod -

All-Time Least Favorite Mod -

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - UltimateSin

Thread Awards: (

Best SF Thread - .

Worst SF Thread -

Zombie Thread -

Funniest Thread -

Most Useful Thread - Technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Van Halen

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Jason Becker

Best Sig - Mine dur

Best Avatar -
Quote by metalmonsterr
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#15
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - Evil_Empire24-7

Most Annoying User - ......Evil_Empire24-7

Most likely user to be banned by Resi -................Evil_Empire24-7 again

Favorite User - apoc

Least Favorite User - .......Evil_Empire24-7.........again

Biggest a-hole - I really don't like to put a name here, but.....Mad Marius?

Forum Nazi - Resi

Forum Hippy - A7xownz(no one can beat his peace-ranting. NO ONE)

Biggest N00b-pwner - PooKoo

Best N00b - paddyo

Funniest User - PooKoo

Forum Elitist - .........Stratwizard??

Most Intelligent - Freepower again

Least Intelligent - .........*sigh*...Evil_Empire24-7, yet again....

Band Nazi - Beckerism

Most Popular/best User Shredder - AxeGrinder#9

Needs Improvement - TheUltimateSin

Most Musically Tolerant - In the Shred Forum? Never heard of such a thing........

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Mascot(MAM thread anyone?)

Most Overlooked User - waylay00

Most Overrated User - Freepower

Best User - Freepower yet again....

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass - definetly MoS

Favorite Banned User - PooKoo, obviously. Might as well rename this award the "PooKoo Award"

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi, he being the only one who really mods this forum pretty much

All-Time Favorite Mod - hmm......probably jono....or maybe penis_wri..oops, I mean Cas......

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - .....greety?

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - that'd probably be me....

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Random Shred Chat thread

Worst SF Thread - Can u Shred?

Zombie Thread - Why do you hate Yngwie?

Funniest Thread - the epic A7xownz thread

Most Useful Thread - our very own Technique Thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Cacaphony

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Jason Becker

Best Sig - SnowballofDoom

Best Avatar - apoc. Marty ftw

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - A7xownz

Tom Award - Tom, fuckin' duh
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#16
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - FreePowaaaa

Least Helpful User - Evil_Empire24-7

Most Annoying User - Evil_Empire24-7

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil_Empire24-7

Favorite User - Less of the ego boosting questions...

Least Favorite User - Evil_Empire24-7

Biggest a-hole - Evil_Empire24-7

Forum Nazi - Resi!

Forum Hippy - Dunno, always imaged stratwizard as a bit of a hippy...

Biggest N00b-pwner - Freepowaaaa and Resi joint.

Best N00b - Evil_Empire24-7

Funniest User - Freepowaaa

Forum Elitist - Dunno, probaby Tom :P

Most Intelligent - Resi seems rather well educated I guess

Least Intelligent - A7xowns

Band Nazi - Freepowaaa and anyone who isn't The Berzerker :P

Most Popular/best User Shredder - PooKoo, cuz he's got that stalker guy...

Needs Improvement - Everyone! Always room to improve

Most Musically Tolerant - I've never met someone more musically tolerant than myself. So that vote goes for me.

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - I think we are all guilty of that... everyone.

Most Overlooked User - Pfff, no idea. Whoever it is I've probably overlooked them and not noticed.

Most Overrated User - WillJay :P All he ever does is clock stuff, I've not heard him talk about anything else!

Best User - I'm not going to feed anyones ego with that one... Isn't this the same question as "favourite user"?

Veteran User - Me, I think I've been here longer than anyone else actually...

Biggest Smartass - Freepowaaa when he wants to be :P

Favorite Banned User - I think deep down we all miss ax7owns

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - We've only really got one proper one :P So Resi it is

All-Time Favorite Mod - No ego boosting will be done here.

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - Don't know really, they're all decent(ish)

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - There isn't really that much ass kissery in here compared to the pit... jeez.

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - They're all pretty rubbish really.

Worst SF Thread - the "general shred chat"

Zombie Thread - None, there are never any new threads, so nothing ever goes off the front page

Funniest Thread - Michael Angelo Machio

Most Useful Thread - the techernequer thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Soft Cell

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Guthrie Govan

Best Sig - They all suck equally.

Best Avatar - Whoever had that one of Kermit with a lightsaber...

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - a7xowns... need I say any more.

And for the Tom award, I vote for me goddamnit, because I'm the only one with Tom in my name! HA. I don't care who says what, this vote stays. I am Tom too.
Last edited by Tom Martin at Jul 25, 2006,
#17
User awards

Most Helpful User - freepower

Least Helpful User - MOS (back in the day)

Most Annoying User - MOS (back in the day)

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Pookoo

Favorite User - snowball of doom

Least Favorite User - ultimatesin

Biggest a-hole - MOS

Forum Nazi - Resi

Forum Hippy - Pookoo

Biggest N00b-pwner - freepower

Best N00b - a7xowns

Funniest User - freepower

Forum Elitist - blackened_world (haven't seen him for a looong time)

Most Intelligent - axegrinder

Least Intelligent - a7xowns

Band Nazi - stratwizard (VAI)

Most Popular/best User Shredder - axegrinder

Needs Improvement - stratwizard

Most Musically Tolerant - snowballofdoom

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - MOS

Most Overlooked User - me

Most Overrated User - resi

Best User - freepower

Veteran User - freepower

Biggest Smartass - resi/MOS

Favorite Banned User - blackened_world maybe (or isn't he banned?)

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - paul gilbert thread

Worst SF Thread - the random shred chat thread

Zombie Thread - uh......

Funniest Thread - herman li (dragonforce)

Most Useful Thread - the technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - racer x

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - paul gilbert

Best Sig - resi

Best Avatar - me

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - lol the narrowmindness of some users
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#18
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - Idk, probably Axe since he's not around much anymore

Most Annoying User - Evil Empire

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil Empire

Favorite User - PooKoo

Least Favorite User - That Kate123 chick or whatever her name is (the annoying chick in the VH1 thread)

Biggest a-hole - Resi can be when he wants to

Forum Nazi - Resi

Forum Hippy - a7x_owns

Biggest N00b-pwner - Axegrinder

Best N00b - a7x_owns

Funniest User - PooKoo

Forum Elitist - MOS

Most Intelligent - Resi

Least Intelligent - a7x_owns

Band Nazi - NevermorePsalm with PT

Most Popular/best User Shredder - The GibsonSG guy (the one who did the Serrana arps with crazy breathing)

Needs Improvement - TheUltimateSin (sorry )

Most Musically Tolerant - PooKoo (or me, but I don't wanna vote for myself)

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - TheUltimateSin (Baked goods anyone?)

Most Overlooked User - Public Property FTW

Most Overrated User - I'll agree with Tom Martin and say Willjay

Best User - Prolly Freepower, he contributes a lot

Veteran User - Resi no doubt

Biggest Smartass - MOS

Favorite Banned User - PooKoo obviously (RIP MY SF BROTHER!)

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi obviously

All-Time Favorite Mod - greety, he cracks me up

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - lmao a7x_owns

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - practically anyone in the Pit

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - a7x_owns thread

Worst SF Thread - Dragonforce

Zombie Thread - Why do you hate Yngwie, duh

Funniest Thread - a7x_owns

Most Useful Thread - Technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - <3 Megadeth

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Marty Friedman

Best Sig - JKHalen's is pretty funny

Best Avatar - I like mine, but I'll vote for Snow, flying dog FTW

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - a7x_owns

Tom Award - Tom Martin, duh
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#19
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - I don't know

Most Annoying User - Evil Empire

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil Empire

Favorite User - TheUltimateSin

Least Favorite User - Not sure

Biggest a-hole - Resi

Forum Nazi - FP

Forum Hippy - a7x_owns

Biggest N00b-pwner - FP

Best N00b - a7x_owns

Funniest User - PooKoo

Forum Elitist - MOS

Most Intelligent - Resi

Least Intelligent - a7x_owns

Band Nazi - Stratwizard

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Axegrinder#9

Needs Improvement - Evil_Empire

Most Musically Tolerant - Uhh... not really sure

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - TheUltimateSin

Most Overlooked User - Not sure

Most Overrated User - Not sure

Best User - Freepower

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass - MOS

Favorite Banned User - PooKoo

Mod Awards:


Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Uh, not sure so Resi

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - a7x_owns

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - Not sure : /

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - a7x_owns thread

Worst SF Thread - Official GnR thread

Zombie Thread - Why do you hate Yngwie

Funniest Thread - a7x_owns

Most Useful Thread - Technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Cacophony

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Gilbert, yo'.

Best Sig - Beckerism

Best Avatar - Snow, Paul Gilbert = WIN

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - a7x_owns

Tom Award - Tom Martin lol
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#20
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Fp

Least Helpful User - Dunno...

Most Annoying User - Evil_Empire is the only one I can remember.

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Apoc possibly(Further down the line of annoyance )

Favorite User - US,Fp,Pookoo all get my vote

Least Favorite User - N/A

Biggest a-hole - Evil_empire maybe. Dont coun this vote though I havent seen him in ages.

Forum Nazi - Res....oh nevermind...

Forum Hippy - Fp

Biggest N00b-pwner - Pook/Fp tie.
Fair mention to Apoc though

Best N00b - Dunno...Who else is a new Regular besides me??

Funniest User - THE ULTIMATE SIN. /unintentional ego boost

Forum Elitist - Tom/Strat/Resi

Most Intelligent - Quite possibly himself(you know who)

Least Intelligent - Cheesepuff(For lack of better one.)

Band Nazi -
Fp/NevermorePsalm-Lane,Tom-Eric Johnson

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Strat/PP tie

Needs Improvement - Apoc, but getting a lot better(God damn your tone!)

Most Musically Tolerant - N/A

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Apoc/Pookoo

Most Overlooked User - Me! (Where's my votes people!, I'll take ****ing worst even!)

Most Overrated User - Resi

Best User - Not sure. Noone deserves this

Veteran User - They know who they are(the 2 of them)

Biggest Smartass - Fp when its late and he's in that mood!

Favorite Banned User - Pookoo!


Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - N/A
All-Time Least Favorite Mod - None.
Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - Not sure.

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - RAndom Shred/A7xowns/Countless others

Worst SF Thread - Yngwie/Slash threads....Grr
Zombie Thread - Paus/Yngwie/Slash/Speed/Beginner/Dragonforce threads

Funniest Thread - A7xowns/Michael Angelo Machio?others that weren't significant but had some jems in them
Most Useful Thread - Technique

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Mr.Big(Duh.)

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Becker/Lane/Gilbee/Vai

Best Sig - Dunno. Most stupid or clever ones

Best Avatar - I quite like Resi's but I wouldn't call it the best. Beckerisms.

Greatest Shred Forum Moment -
Too many to mention but the a7xowns was up there(Resi,Beckerism and Snow get pats on backs)

Tom Award - Bill..................Fine TOM!! YAY!!!!


EDIT: For funniest user I forgot to give a fair mention to Beckerism...
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Last edited by paddyo at Sep 5, 2006,
#21
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - Godly Moose

Most Annoying User - Godly Moose

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - idk

Favorite User - Beckerism

Least Favorite User - i love everybody

Biggest a-hole - i wont answer this one

Forum Nazi - Resi

Forum Hippy - idk

Biggest N00b-pwner - Freepower

Best N00b - me

Funniest User - Scorzerci

Forum Elitist - Resi

Most Intelligent - apocalpse13

Least Intelligent - me

Band Nazi -idk

Most Popular/best User Shredder -

Needs Improvement - me

Most Musically Tolerant -idk

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Freepower(only cause of the thing under your name)

Most Overlooked User - idk

Most Overrated User - Resi jk idk

Best User - me duh gah

Veteran User - Resi i guess

Biggest Smartass - hehe i better not answer this one

Favorite Banned User -

Mod Awards:Resi

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod - Resi

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - Mascot

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - idk

Thread Awards:cool shred licks

Best SF Thread -

Worst SF Thread -

Zombie Thread -

Funniest Thread - random shred chat

Most Useful Thread - cool shred licks

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - (i sometimes forget this isnt just a shred forum)

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Satch

Best Sig - Freepower

Best Avatar - Splice

Greatest Shred Forum Moment -cool shred licks thred

Tom Award - Prophet of Page-wtc
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#22
I'm not doing this all at one time, so I'll go back and edit and such.


User Awards:

Most Helpful User - fp

Least Helpful User - apoc

Most Annoying User - Evil-Empire

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil-Empire (said it himself didnt he?)

Favorite User - Tom <<3

Least Favorite User - Pookoo and his stupid Italian pride

Biggest a-hole - pookoo and his stupid Italian pride again

Forum Nazi - resi

Forum Hippy - Probably me...

Biggest N00b-pwner - Resi

Best N00b - americanstrat21

Funniest User - Snowbally

Forum Elitist - resi

Most Intelligent - probably resi

Least Intelligent - apoc

Band Nazi - Tom (Eric Johnson, w00t!)

Most Popular/best User Shredder - Tom, again!

Needs Improvement - Technically? me in that case

Most Musically Tolerant -

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re -

Most Overlooked User - Spice

Most Overrated User - MOS

Best User - tom

Veteran User - fp

Biggest Smartass - MOS

Favorite Banned User -

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - resi I supose

All-Time Favorite Mod - " "

All-Time Least Favorite Mod - " "

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser -

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Technique thread

Worst SF Thread - All the easy shred song threads.......

Zombie Thread - yngwie

Funniest Thread - a7xownz

Most Useful Thread - technique thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - Racer X

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Vai

Best Sig - Resi

Best Avatar - Me, he he he

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - a7xownz...

Tom Award - Prophet of Page


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Last edited by Righteous at Sep 5, 2006,
#23
User Awards:

Most Helpful User - Freepower

Least Helpful User - mos

Most Annoying User - Evil_Empire

Most likely user to be banned by Resi - Evil_Empire

Favorite User - Everybody luurves FP...

Least Favorite User - ...and hates Evil_Empire

Biggest a-hole - mos

Forum Nazi -

Forum Hippy - Righteous

Biggest N00b-pwner - Beckerism

Best N00b -

Funniest User -

Forum Elitist -

Most Intelligent - Tom (PoP)

Least Intelligent - A7Xownz

Band Nazi -

Most Popular/best User Shredder -

Needs Improvement - Everyone

Most Musically Tolerant -

Shred Forum Spam Wh0re - Apoc, The Ultimate Sin

Most Overlooked User - ME!

Most Overrated User - mos

Best User -

Veteran User - Resi

Biggest Smartass -

Favorite Banned User - PooKoo

Mod Awards:

Favorite Shred Forum Mod - Resi

All-Time Favorite Mod -

All-Time Least Favorite Mod -

Biggest Mod Ass-Kisser - Tom (PoP)

Thread Awards:

Best SF Thread - Shred Video Uploads

Worst SF Thread - The GnR thread

Zombie Thread - ?

Funniest Thread - Random Shred Chat

Most Useful Thread - The Technique Thread

Misc. Awards:

Most Popular/Best 80's band - GNR?

Most Popular/best Professional Shredder - Gilbert hands down.

Best Sig -

Best Avatar -

Greatest Shred Forum Moment - The pwnage of A7Xownz

Tom Award - Prophet of Page