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#1
Just saw the "getting kicked out of stores" thread.

Then i though of this. Getting kicked in the balls hurts so much.....

not just a certain pain but a gut wrenching pain that makes you wanna cry but your in to much damn pain. So post stories of you gettin hit in the balls, its happend to everyone and every guy nows that feeling.

For me, After An assembly at school i treid to talk to this kid. Out of no were he punches me in the ball. so i hoble out side to my friends and explain why i cant stand straight. Just my luck my friend kicks me in the balls so hard.it was a terrible day. And yes i am very bored, thats why i am the pit.

Post away!
#3
^ HAHA n00b!!

edit: on a side note, i've never been hit in the balls. to my knowledge.
Last edited by Icarus66 at Jul 23, 2006,
#6
there was this internet website called getting kicked in the balls, its a pretty funny thing to see, this guy dressed as a clown go around and kicking random people in the balls, pretty funny stuff, ill see if i can find it and post it
#7
Quote by yawn
I've never really been kicked there...

Papercuts are worse

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#8
hmm...playing 1st base sucks cuz our 3rd baseman throws pretty hard and he threw one in the dirt and idk how but it slipped under my cup and got my nuts. and i just layed on the ground like oh f**k and he comes over like are you all right and i just go *in michael jackson high voice* my balls are blue!! whew that hurt
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#10
I was taking a nap, my brother wakes me up, and punches me square in the balls. I think it was cause I ate the burgers that my mother bought for him, it sure did hurt. Never the less, tasty burgers.
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Quote by De-De-Dee
hmm...playing 1st base sucks cuz our 3rd baseman throws pretty hard and he threw one in the dirt and idk how but it slipped under my cup and got my nuts. and i just layed on the ground like oh f**k and he comes over like are you all right and i just go *in michael jackson high voice* my balls are blue!! whew that hurt

You took them out and inspected them right there on the field to see that they were blue?
#13
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Getting hit in the balls with a dodgeball hurts pretty badly?



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Yes it does, I was hit there with one about 3 months ago. Apparently I get a stomach ache from that.
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#14
Quote by SForbz-Rockstar
Every time I play football(soccer) I get the ball hammered into my nuts.

I think they do it on purpose now...

Wear a cup.

I was sitting a friends shoulders and someone pushes me off, and my nuts slam into the back of his head and i fall from about...5'9 up right to the ground, oh it hurt. So bad, and I always hear when people get hit in the nuts they want to throw up, for me when I get hit in the nuts, it just makes me want to take a ****...idk.

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#15
Getting a slapshot'd tennis ball in the nuts hurts.

Don't you hate how you feel like you're going to throw up after it?
#16
Papercuts are not worse.

And I've been hurt in the balls many times. The worst time was when we were playing La Crosse at school, and I was the goalie. I wasn't wearing any protection, because the school couldn't provide it. That guy was all alone and running toward me. He shot the ball right into my balls, I stayed on the ground for a good 10 minutes. No need to say it hurt all day long too.
#17
I remember when I played baseball, about 6 or 7 years ago, and there was a play structure right next to my field, so I went there for a minute to have some FUN! I stood at the bottom of a slide for some reason, and watched a kid slide down it. For NO reason, when he got to the bottom, he punched me in the balls so hard, and that was the one day I forgot to wear my cup. I didn't even know the kid, and he was like 4 or 5. My dad had a talk with the boy's mom...

Another time was at a party a few weeks ago. I was drunk and wrestling with one of my friends. We were on the ground and my other friend who was SOBER kicked me in the balls extremely hard. Again, he had no reason to do this. Damn my balls to hell.
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#18
well, i accidentally dropped 3 kids in a month, but i haven't been hit for awhile, i'm careful
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#20
I let a freshman kick me really hard in the balls when I was in seventh grade.. he was a freshman soccer player it hurt like hell I about threw up but yeah who hasn't been hit in the balls!!

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#21
Quote by yawn
I've never really been kicked there...

Papercuts are worse


retard.
getting kicked in the balls is the worst pain so far in my life.
it feels like your gonna throw up, colapse, etc. all at the same time.
and usualy thats what happens.
my friend like totured me the other day.


kicked me in the balls
sprayed cologne in my eyes while i was down.
balls again
eyes again.
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#22
eh, i've been cracked in the nuts so many times. worst? my ex decided, in her infinite wisdom, that it would be hilarious to knee me in the nuts Mid-hug.

man, i was on the floor for hours
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#23
Quote by yawn
I've never really been kicked there...

Papercuts are worse

If you have never been kicked there how do you know papercuts are worse?
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retard.
getting kicked in the balls is the worst pain so far in my life.
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#26
you know those little jumprope like things you do aerobic stretches with? yeah, me and my brother were playing tug of war with those. he let go. my hand was right at my crotch.

but....

it didnt hit my nuts. it hit me on the head that hurts far worse. i had a pea sized welp on my helmet for week.
#27
i have. it's a terrible feeling. you kinda get a pain in your stomach and you feel sick.
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#28
Quote by MedicreDemon
If you have never been kicked there how do you know papercuts are worse?
I don't, I just like irritating my fellow UG'ers with statements that don't always make sense.
#29
Quote by MedicreDemon
If you have never been kicked there how do you know papercuts are worse?


Papercuts on your nuts..now theres pain.
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#30
Quote by fronkpies
Papercuts on your nuts..now theres pain.
Shit, just reading that hurt...
#31
Did you ever notice if you get hit really hard it hurts less then if your kinda tapped in a small area.

Oh and yeah it is the greatest pain ever.
#34
Quote by xsynysterx06

kicked me in the balls
sprayed cologne in my eyes while i was down.
balls again
eyes again.


?

I remember perfectly, almost 10 years ago, a girl kicked me in the balls, I cried and pwned her head with a rock.
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#35
sitting on them? oohhh mann!

ouch..

i've almost thrown up a couple times. You get a bad bad headache but it takes a couple seconds o really set in
#36
Quote by unplugtheradio
anyone ever sit on em.......that hurts and you feel like an idiot

I have. I couldn't move for a couple minutes. Luckily.
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#38
Quote by grimreaper65
anyone ever dip their balls in glowing hot magma?

I thought I was the only one.
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Quote by grimreaper65
anyone ever dip their balls in glowing hot magma?


Yes, You can only do it once though, due to them being vaporized.
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