#1
Hey in brief im looking to build and install a hand lotion dispenser on my guitar, but im not sure how to go about this, has anyone here any experience or knowledged on the subject?


Thanks In Advance

Jim.
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#2
whaaaaaaat?? why would you want to do that?just wondering...
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#3
Um, may I ask why?
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#5
Same as dudes above me... Why do you want to do this? And who else would have done this anyway?
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#8
i mean what does hand lotion have to do with guitars anyway? if you wanna install any kind of dispenser why not make it something usefull
#9
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has anyone here any experience or knowledged on the subject?

ya, of course, ive done it to all my guitars

but i just had an idea, you could make a secret compartment on the back of your guitar and it could help bring down weight on say a Les Paul and it could hold picks, strings and other stuff

or you could have lube come out the back of your neck all the time while its being played to make it faster
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#10
this is probably the oddest thread ive ever seen in this forum.....
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#11
Haha im anxiously waiting for his reply right now.
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#12
I dont think he is going to reply.......
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#13
You have any designs, or any idea where you would want to put it?


You'd have to route the body, it wouldn't be easy.
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#14
Oh man you could put it in the body and push on your strap bolt thing and it comes out haha
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#15
that just gave me an idea....making a drink dispenser with a huge straw in your guitar
#18
Quote by Teleprompters

...or you could have lube come out the back of your neck all the time while its being played to make it faster

That would just make your hand stick to it more, more moisture, more sticky.

Baby powder always does it for me.
#19
Quote by edwardthegreat5
You have any designs, or any idea where you would want to put it?


You'd have to route the body, it wouldn't be easy.


/\/\/\ if he wanted he could strip out some guitar with emg's (a poor choice) and use the excess cavity from it for a drink dispenser
#21
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that just gave me an idea....making a drink dispenser with a huge straw in your guitar



you could put a straw where the truss rod currently sits
#22
Actually, I did a cover of "Reptilia" by The Strokes, and for Nick's part (the sliding one) in the chorus I put lotion on my pinky and index fingers to make them slide easier. It was the first time I ever tried that and it worked pretty well.
#23
Still awaiting his reply haha
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there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#24
I don't even know what to say. My wildest imagination cannot comprehend a reason for having a hand lotion dispenser on your guitar other than you're trying to "multi-task", if you know what I mean.
#25
dude DONT SMOKE CRACK

you would want to be extremely wierd to wanna beat your meat anywhere near your guitar that is the last juices i would want on my guitar

jackass its good your banned i hope you died of to much penitration of the anus
#27
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you could put a straw where the truss rod currently sits



and have a neck with a 10" circle radius bow

or a snapping neck for that matter
#28
Hand lotion dispenser? Please. Been there, done that.


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#29
haha he could put it behind the headstock and everytimehe moved his hand down and up the neck it could squirt lotion out from the top
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#30
Lol...
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