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#1
Ok, if this has been done before i'll delete this, but my comps so slow right now it's taking forever to load the search..

Anywho i'll ask a question, and the next person will answer and make up a question.

Has your guitar ever been run over by a car?
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#2
No.

Has your guitar ever been dropped.
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#3
yes

Has your guitar ever been shoved up a guys ass?
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#4
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#6
No.

Has your guitar ever been warped due to heat or AC?
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#8
maybe.... lol no


has your guitar ever snapped a string and flung back into your eye, causing your eye to stick to the end of the guitar string and float there in the air while you scream in pain?
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You know what they found in Jeffrey Dahmers freezer?
...Ben and Jerry (ba dum bum psh)


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if there was a metal jail, Metallica would be Pantera’s bitch



RIP Kurt Cobain
RIP Dimebag Darrell
Burn in hell Nathan Gale
#11
No

Has your guitar ever been smashed against a wall?
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#12
haha no but i made one of those stupid kids who think they can play, i made there guitar go swimming. god that was fun


has your guitar ever been dropped out of a plane?
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You know what they found in Jeffrey Dahmers freezer?
...Ben and Jerry (ba dum bum psh)


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if there was a metal jail, Metallica would be Pantera’s bitch



RIP Kurt Cobain
RIP Dimebag Darrell
Burn in hell Nathan Gale
#13
no, but almost.

has your guitar ever played with itself?
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#15
No

Has your guitar ever had a silver sparkle finish?
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#17
I like to think so

Has your guitar ever broken a string halfway through a live performance?
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#18
No, my dad's does though.

Have you ever hit yourself in the head with your own guitar? (OW.)
I'm aware we're in a church.
Yes, my daddy's the minster.
I know he's preaching, he does that every sunday.
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#19
Yes, I unbolted the neck (for no reason) while fully tensioned strings were on.

Has your guitar ever been chipped
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#20
nope but I chipped my uncle's

Has your guitar ever been molested?
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#25
^sadly yes, but the person was drunk and was totaly wasted.

Has your guitar's string ever slaped you across the face while trying to change its strings?
^ same with bass too.?
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#26
Another proff that my guitar is a badass.

Yes.

Has your guitar ever ran away?
#31
no

has your guitar ever broken its g string while fingering a minor?
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#32
no has your guitar been in a guitar case for days at a time?
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#34
Yes, it was a BC Rich.

Well. It was the equivilant of having a dump on your chest.

Have you had sexual fantasises with your guitar?
#35
No

Have you ever used your guitar as a sex toy?
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#36
No....

Has your guitar ever called you a fag?
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#37
no.

has your guitar ever been on fire?
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#40
no

has your guitar ever beat up your brother?
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